Felsic 🌲🏳️🌈🤼♀️🎮
@felsic.bsky.social
PDX-based.
PG-13 thot.
PvE > PvP
P.S: Gaaaaayyyyy
PG-13 thot.
PvE > PvP
P.S: Gaaaaayyyyy
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Felsic 🌲🏳️🌈🤼♀️🎮
@felsic.bsky.social
· Jan 10
For my Facebook refugees who might be wondering who this profile is since the username is nothing I’ve used before, it’s me.
I knew every accusation was a confession, but I didn’t know the “government is coming for your guns” was one of them.
Pirro: "You bring a gun into the District, you mark my words, you're going to jail. I don't care if you have a license in another district and I don't care if you're a law abiding law owner somewhere else. You bring a gun into this District, count on going to jail. And that makes all the difference"
February 3, 2026 at 5:39 AM
I knew every accusation was a confession, but I didn’t know the “government is coming for your guns” was one of them.
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jack asked if i would sketch up a poster to tell people in nearby neighborhoods about the partnership between flock and ring, and this is what i came up with. it can be printed on an 8.5x11 sheet of paper.
![YOUR RING CAMERA IS AN ICE AGENT
[a drawing of a ring camera with an ice agent dragging a person away in its field of vision]
"In October of 2025, Amazon's Ring announced its partnership with FLOCK, an A.I. surveillance group that freely shares its footage with ICE, the secret service, and the navy. Flock customers can use A.I. tools to sift through footage to assist in all manner of operations (like raids and deportations) without a warrant. Unplug Ring! Melt ICE! Protect your neighbors!
See: https://blog.ring.com/about-ring/ring-expands-community-requests-to-additional-community-safety-partners/
https://www.404media.co/ice-secret-service-navy-all-had-access-to-flocks-nationwide-network-of-cameras/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pp9MwZkHiMQ
https://www.aclum.org/campaigns-initiatives/get-the-flock-out-resource-guide/](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:p2aefnvhb3zmkrazk67dppxw/bafkreic7teyeocg7k5qcqxnc666k7clyiislh2zfi6iopcz6fs3e3lt6xy@jpeg)
January 19, 2026 at 8:15 PM
jack asked if i would sketch up a poster to tell people in nearby neighborhoods about the partnership between flock and ring, and this is what i came up with. it can be printed on an 8.5x11 sheet of paper.
Not bad consistency last month, but I need to not have a one-workout week again
February 2, 2026 at 10:07 PM
Not bad consistency last month, but I need to not have a one-workout week again
One month later and down to 191. That’s a fair bit more than I’d expected to drop over January, but I’m not mad at it.
February 2, 2026 at 7:31 PM
One month later and down to 191. That’s a fair bit more than I’d expected to drop over January, but I’m not mad at it.
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What a fucking sad and embarrassing end for Flash. Adobe can't maintain software even if it was given to them and it dominated the entire internet.
February 2, 2026 at 6:42 PM
What a fucking sad and embarrassing end for Flash. Adobe can't maintain software even if it was given to them and it dominated the entire internet.
“Border Patrol agent Jesus Ochoa and Customs and Border Protection officer Raymundo Gutierrez.”
I was not expecting the alleged guilty parties to be Latino. But I also have to cynically wonder if they’re just fall guys.
I was not expecting the alleged guilty parties to be Latino. But I also have to cynically wonder if they’re just fall guys.
February 1, 2026 at 11:14 PM
“Border Patrol agent Jesus Ochoa and Customs and Border Protection officer Raymundo Gutierrez.”
I was not expecting the alleged guilty parties to be Latino. But I also have to cynically wonder if they’re just fall guys.
I was not expecting the alleged guilty parties to be Latino. But I also have to cynically wonder if they’re just fall guys.
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Second 33 forward. It's faint but you hear it. As does the lady in green who both reacts to it AND the smell if you watch her from 33 forward. ROTFL.
Where all those "but Sleepy Joe Biden" motherfuckers now?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_6k...
Where all those "but Sleepy Joe Biden" motherfuckers now?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_6k...
February 1, 2026 at 8:45 PM
Second 33 forward. It's faint but you hear it. As does the lady in green who both reacts to it AND the smell if you watch her from 33 forward. ROTFL.
Where all those "but Sleepy Joe Biden" motherfuckers now?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_6k...
Where all those "but Sleepy Joe Biden" motherfuckers now?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_6k...
An important news story.
It's utterly absurd that The Verge needed to make this, and even more that you might need it to protect yourself against your own government, but you might find this useful:
Best gas masks
“How did these people go out and get gas masks?” AG Bondi asked.
www.theverge.com
February 1, 2026 at 2:56 AM
An important news story.
*reads news*
And it would seem we left before the shit started.
And it would seem we left before the shit started.
February 1, 2026 at 2:43 AM
*reads news*
And it would seem we left before the shit started.
And it would seem we left before the shit started.
Really good anti-ICE protest in Portland today. A ton of people showed up with only a tiny contingent of pro-ICE shit-stirrers that looped around. Faces covered, of course.
February 1, 2026 at 2:39 AM
Really good anti-ICE protest in Portland today. A ton of people showed up with only a tiny contingent of pro-ICE shit-stirrers that looped around. Faces covered, of course.
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The Epstein emails should really end the debate over whether society should have billionaires. "Do you want there to be a class of people so powerful they can fuck your kids and no one will even try to do anything" seems like an easy sell if everyone in politics wasn't trying to get on their payroll
January 30, 2026 at 11:21 PM
The Epstein emails should really end the debate over whether society should have billionaires. "Do you want there to be a class of people so powerful they can fuck your kids and no one will even try to do anything" seems like an easy sell if everyone in politics wasn't trying to get on their payroll
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Republican Senator Thom Tillis says Stephen Miller is like Grima Wormtongue from Lord of the Rings and Kristi Noem is like Delores Umbridge from Harry Potter.
January 30, 2026 at 10:21 PM
Republican Senator Thom Tillis says Stephen Miller is like Grima Wormtongue from Lord of the Rings and Kristi Noem is like Delores Umbridge from Harry Potter.
God’s Gentle People
January 30, 2026 at 10:13 PM
God’s Gentle People
Legendary
Reveal Catherine Ohara GIF
ALT: Reveal Catherine Ohara GIF
media.tenor.com
January 30, 2026 at 8:32 PM
Legendary
*deletes profile*
*deletes app*
It’d really be nice if nazis would quit using Palestine as a mask for their antisemitism. It says something, though, that they are never just themselves, they always have to try and hide behind something else.
*deletes app*
It’d really be nice if nazis would quit using Palestine as a mask for their antisemitism. It says something, though, that they are never just themselves, they always have to try and hide behind something else.
“Post without fear of cancellation”
And it’s just this shit
And it’s just this shit
January 30, 2026 at 5:56 PM
*deletes profile*
*deletes app*
It’d really be nice if nazis would quit using Palestine as a mask for their antisemitism. It says something, though, that they are never just themselves, they always have to try and hide behind something else.
*deletes app*
It’d really be nice if nazis would quit using Palestine as a mask for their antisemitism. It says something, though, that they are never just themselves, they always have to try and hide behind something else.
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"There’s an extremely hurtful narrative going around that my product, a revolutionary new technology that exists to scam the elderly and make you distrust anything you see online, is harmful to society."
Please Don’t Say Mean Things about the AI That I Just Invested a Billion Dollars In
“[Nvidia CEO] Jensen Huang Is Begging You to Stop Being So Negative About AI” — Headline from Gizmodo
- - —
Guys, enough is enough. Bullying is a s...
www.mcsweeneys.net
January 30, 2026 at 5:09 PM
"There’s an extremely hurtful narrative going around that my product, a revolutionary new technology that exists to scam the elderly and make you distrust anything you see online, is harmful to society."
We’re abducting people from Scotland, now.
““He’s not our ally. He is a fascist,” Greer said of Trump during his remarks in Parliament on Wednesday.”
““He’s not our ally. He is a fascist,” Greer said of Trump during his remarks in Parliament on Wednesday.”
Most of waking hours are spent consuming, curating, or creating news. But I was on TikTok for the puppies in the snow videos and that’s how I learned Scotland is… really mad at the U.S. for abducting two people?
There’s so much news.
www.rawstory.com/amp/trump-ac...
There’s so much news.
www.rawstory.com/amp/trump-ac...
Trump accused of piracy as pair 'abducted from Scotland in middle of the night'
www.rawstory.com
January 30, 2026 at 12:26 AM
We’re abducting people from Scotland, now.
““He’s not our ally. He is a fascist,” Greer said of Trump during his remarks in Parliament on Wednesday.”
““He’s not our ally. He is a fascist,” Greer said of Trump during his remarks in Parliament on Wednesday.”
QTP with a great female villain
January 29, 2026 at 9:01 PM
QTP with a great female villain
Apple’s hardware is still some of the best in the game, high quality with long lifespans.
Which means whatever you presently have is probably good for another 4 years or so. Don’t upgrade. Buy second-hand if you must. Don’t give them money they don’t deserve. It’s better for the environment too.
Which means whatever you presently have is probably good for another 4 years or so. Don’t upgrade. Buy second-hand if you must. Don’t give them money they don’t deserve. It’s better for the environment too.
Tim Cook continues to bend over for Trump, if yall are still riding for Apple and buying their new products, think twice. The below is referencing what will be the box office flop of the millennia, new documentary from a director ousted from Hollywood for alleged SA and being in the Epstein files..
January 29, 2026 at 4:29 PM
Apple’s hardware is still some of the best in the game, high quality with long lifespans.
Which means whatever you presently have is probably good for another 4 years or so. Don’t upgrade. Buy second-hand if you must. Don’t give them money they don’t deserve. It’s better for the environment too.
Which means whatever you presently have is probably good for another 4 years or so. Don’t upgrade. Buy second-hand if you must. Don’t give them money they don’t deserve. It’s better for the environment too.
Today’s forecast is Tina Fey going ”Watch me whip, whip, and nae nae. Watch me whip, whip…and nae nae.”
January 29, 2026 at 4:03 PM
Today’s forecast is Tina Fey going ”Watch me whip, whip, and nae nae. Watch me whip, whip…and nae nae.”
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A24 goddamn horror movie poster shit
Trump's discolored hand holds Nicky Minaj's hand today
(Win McNamee/Getty)
(Win McNamee/Getty)
January 28, 2026 at 5:12 PM
A24 goddamn horror movie poster shit
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Dude looks like’s going to get a Tony for playing Templeton in a stage production of Charlotte’s Web
Director: Get me a Trump supporter type for this part
Intern: Got it.
[Days later]
Intern: Here he is chief
Director: Jesus Christ this is PRESTIGE CABLE how about a LITTLE subtlety. This is hitting them over the head
Intern: sorry chief
Director: I don’t know why I even let you blow me
Intern: Got it.
[Days later]
Intern: Here he is chief
Director: Jesus Christ this is PRESTIGE CABLE how about a LITTLE subtlety. This is hitting them over the head
Intern: sorry chief
Director: I don’t know why I even let you blow me
January 28, 2026 at 3:50 AM
Dude looks like’s going to get a Tony for playing Templeton in a stage production of Charlotte’s Web
This isn’t Facebook, I’m not gonna step on the obvious landmine
This isn’t Facebook, I’m not gonna step on the obvious landmine
This isn’t Facebook, I’m not gonna step on the obvious landmine
This isn’t Facebook, I’m not gonna step on the obvious landmine
This isn’t Facebook, I’m not gonna step…
This isn’t Facebook, I’m not gonna step on the obvious landmine
This isn’t Facebook, I’m not gonna step on the obvious landmine
This isn’t Facebook, I’m not gonna step on the obvious landmine
This isn’t Facebook, I’m not gonna step…
January 28, 2026 at 5:20 AM
This isn’t Facebook, I’m not gonna step on the obvious landmine
This isn’t Facebook, I’m not gonna step on the obvious landmine
This isn’t Facebook, I’m not gonna step on the obvious landmine
This isn’t Facebook, I’m not gonna step on the obvious landmine
This isn’t Facebook, I’m not gonna step…
This isn’t Facebook, I’m not gonna step on the obvious landmine
This isn’t Facebook, I’m not gonna step on the obvious landmine
This isn’t Facebook, I’m not gonna step on the obvious landmine
This isn’t Facebook, I’m not gonna step…
Bring it, ya saggy bawbag. Make me “famous” and I will absolutely never shut the fuck up about it. I’ll be playing voicemails and sharing emails with the world so everyone can see.
TOM HOMAN: “We’re going to create a database where those people that are arrested for interference, impeding and assault, we’re going to make them famous. We’re going to put their face on TV. We’re going to let their employers, in their neighborhoods, in their schools, know who these people are.”
Story: www.cnn.com/2026/01/27/u...
January 27, 2026 at 11:02 PM
Bring it, ya saggy bawbag. Make me “famous” and I will absolutely never shut the fuck up about it. I’ll be playing voicemails and sharing emails with the world so everyone can see.
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