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Kum Burrell @therealclyde.bsky.social · 11h

Bomboclaat!!

Chrisjen Avasarala @vizylawrence.me · 11h

Teehee 🤭

Kum Burrell @therealclyde.bsky.social · 11h

I have to get tested every two months.

Nina Mosley @poetmnka.bsky.social · 11h

Go get tested for EVERYTHING yall.

Yall doing a lot of hunching but no testing.

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Kum Burrell @therealclyde.bsky.social · 12h

Correct.

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Kum Burrell @therealclyde.bsky.social · 12h

See, he likes it rough (not necessarily my thing), so I pushed it in and my foreskin said absolutely tf not!

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Kum Burrell @therealclyde.bsky.social · 12h

Screaming!!

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Kum Burrell @therealclyde.bsky.social · 12h

Pretty much!

Kum Burrell @therealclyde.bsky.social · 12h

That’s what I said. I thought I ripped it.

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Kum Burrell @therealclyde.bsky.social · 12h

So tight he almost circumcised me.

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Kum Burrell @therealclyde.bsky.social · 1d

We love childish excitement. The innocence!! 😂😂

La Bodega Baddie 🇵🇷 @zeenthecity.bsky.social · 1d

He was walking around Bowie Town Center like it was Paris in June. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Kum Burrell @therealclyde.bsky.social · 7d

And directly from the tree with it not sitting for long periods.

Rico, house father of WAWG & salt shaker CEO 🧂🤸🏾‍♂️✨ @epereza22.blacksky.app · 7d

Y’all need to have the experience of drinking water directly out of a coconut.

Ebz @ebzlll.bsky.social · 8d

If you wanna debate a coconut, lets debate how bad coconut water taste. People drink it on purpose. Like it’s good cold or room temp and I just feel like it’s a survival only drink. In case of emergency, crack this big ass nut.

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Kum Burrell @therealclyde.bsky.social · 7d

o/ but I hate it.

Spooky Bunsz 👻 @copaceticbunsz.com · 7d

Raise your hand if you go running

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Kum Burrell @therealclyde.bsky.social · 7d

I mean, America learned from the best.

MAREcus 👻/ 🏳️‍🌈🇧🇧 @marcusjdl.bsky.social · 7d

This BBC coverage of the shutdown - we have our own fascism at home in the fridge!

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Kum Burrell @therealclyde.bsky.social · 7d

I mean, it’s ridiculous at this point. I don’t need that much damn security!

Give it up Deelishis you look like a man..🧍🏾‍♂️ @blackranga.blacksky.app · 8d

I gotta stop being asked to create new passwords my brain is multiple decades old at this point.

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Kum Burrell @therealclyde.bsky.social · 7d

Hear his prayer o’ Lord.

Beignet Booty ♏️ @notorioushim.bsky.social · 7d

I just want some dick and a drink rn

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Kum Burrell @therealclyde.bsky.social · 8d

Excuse?

🇨🇷🇯🇲 christopher @astonblake.blacksky.app · 8d

For me it was when the pastor tried to compare my bisexuality to intrusive thoughts he had about sleeping with his daughter.

Rico, house father of WAWG & salt shaker CEO 🧂🤸🏾‍♂️✨ @epereza22.blacksky.app · 8d

There was a singular event that turned me completely off from Christianity.

Kum Burrell @therealclyde.bsky.social · 8d

Garfield Baugh, Lanceworth Lafayette, Paul Rookwood.

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Kum Burrell @therealclyde.bsky.social · 8d

An apple or two a day keeps the painting away.

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Kum Burrell @therealclyde.bsky.social · 8d

Absolutely. The UK was a shit show when those Conservatives were in power. Just as much hate.

ɪᴍᴍᴀɴᴜᴇʟ ᴋᴜɴᴛ @soberthots.bsky.social · 8d

Do other countries have to deal with this level of absurdity in their politics? Or is it just America?

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Kum Burrell @therealclyde.bsky.social · 8d

I want my next marriage to be arranged.

Kum Burrell @therealclyde.bsky.social · 10d

He said PRK will put a mud hole in your back 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Kum Burrell @therealclyde.bsky.social · 10d

I….

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Kum Burrell @therealclyde.bsky.social · 14d

You’ve gone too far.

TonyC. @tonystillsang.bsky.social · 14d

Cantaloupe, grapes, apples, strawberries, pears, plums > pineapple

Kum Burrell @therealclyde.bsky.social · 16d

Emotional moment for whom??

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Kum Burrell @therealclyde.bsky.social · 16d

Lmaoooooo!!!!

Kum Burrell @therealclyde.bsky.social · 16d

@doctuhp.me Happy Birthday, Love.