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👀 Yes, I have David Lynch ornaments on my tree!!! LMAO 🎄
December 22, 2025 at 12:44 AM
👀 Yes, I have David Lynch ornaments on my tree!!! LMAO 🎄
Those ribbon curls are handcrafted and I could sell them on Etsy. LMAO
Many more hours to go… next up on the vinyl spinner? A little Blue Eyes.
Many more hours to go… next up on the vinyl spinner? A little Blue Eyes.
December 21, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Those ribbon curls are handcrafted and I could sell them on Etsy. LMAO
Many more hours to go… next up on the vinyl spinner? A little Blue Eyes.
Many more hours to go… next up on the vinyl spinner? A little Blue Eyes.
👀 Today’s Wrapmas is under way. King’s College Choir is singing the most ancient of Christmas hymns, and I, an hour in, am fully yielding to my creative OCD that manifests as Christmas Gifts. “Willy Wonka Of Christmas Gift Wrapping” is what one friend calls me. “Too pretty to open” says another…
December 21, 2025 at 8:12 PM
👀 Today’s Wrapmas is under way. King’s College Choir is singing the most ancient of Christmas hymns, and I, an hour in, am fully yielding to my creative OCD that manifests as Christmas Gifts. “Willy Wonka Of Christmas Gift Wrapping” is what one friend calls me. “Too pretty to open” says another…
I don’t know what’s wrong with me, but I find the cheese pull repellent. Molten slop, stringy goop, elastic blops.
Give me a clean look with color where the food looks like a neat eat that would destroy my mouth with heat or slop everywhere and I’m in. Cheese pull/run bullcrap I’ll never eat.
Give me a clean look with color where the food looks like a neat eat that would destroy my mouth with heat or slop everywhere and I’m in. Cheese pull/run bullcrap I’ll never eat.
December 17, 2025 at 2:07 PM
I don’t know what’s wrong with me, but I find the cheese pull repellent. Molten slop, stringy goop, elastic blops.
Give me a clean look with color where the food looks like a neat eat that would destroy my mouth with heat or slop everywhere and I’m in. Cheese pull/run bullcrap I’ll never eat.
Give me a clean look with color where the food looks like a neat eat that would destroy my mouth with heat or slop everywhere and I’m in. Cheese pull/run bullcrap I’ll never eat.
Cardinals Emmitt Smith exists…
December 10, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Cardinals Emmitt Smith exists…
My 8 year old ass seeing this may as well been Bill sucking his thumb seeing Lana Turner in a Postman Always Rings Twice. IYKYK
December 10, 2025 at 12:45 AM
My 8 year old ass seeing this may as well been Bill sucking his thumb seeing Lana Turner in a Postman Always Rings Twice. IYKYK
This was -15 windchill from that day I was talking about in 2010. School was in session. I was finishing Grad School.
December 9, 2025 at 2:37 PM
This was -15 windchill from that day I was talking about in 2010. School was in session. I was finishing Grad School.
Can’t argue. I know REM, and can name many songs and albums. But I’ve never been compelled by them, and, maybe ironically for this thread, can say same for The Beatles, although I am not a psycho and own many Beatles albums on vinyl. Actually just picked up 3:
November 30, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Can’t argue. I know REM, and can name many songs and albums. But I’ve never been compelled by them, and, maybe ironically for this thread, can say same for The Beatles, although I am not a psycho and own many Beatles albums on vinyl. Actually just picked up 3:
Albums I listened to while decorating inside:
November 30, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Albums I listened to while decorating inside:
All the inside and outside is decorated. I walked almost 5 miles doing all of it. Crazy. Worth it…
November 30, 2025 at 4:26 AM
All the inside and outside is decorated. I walked almost 5 miles doing all of it. Crazy. Worth it…
Like, as much as I love them, ain’t no way… and I never find them at any record store.
November 29, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Like, as much as I love them, ain’t no way… and I never find them at any record store.
Thanksgiving has officially begun as the Turkeys are in the brine. Wild Clover Honey, Cranberry, Rosemary Salt & Ice. The end result is worth the cost and the hassle! Haha (yes, this is my spread, and just one of the two full birds and multiple Turkey breasts cooked throughout Thursday).
November 25, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Thanksgiving has officially begun as the Turkeys are in the brine. Wild Clover Honey, Cranberry, Rosemary Salt & Ice. The end result is worth the cost and the hassle! Haha (yes, this is my spread, and just one of the two full birds and multiple Turkey breasts cooked throughout Thursday).
I have never needed Ayton to generate a few FTs in my life… and then I need him to miss them all! Haha
0-2 and we tie
0-3 and I win
0-2 and we tie
0-3 and I win
November 24, 2025 at 2:26 AM
I have never needed Ayton to generate a few FTs in my life… and then I need him to miss them all! Haha
0-2 and we tie
0-3 and I win
0-2 and we tie
0-3 and I win
Still got the original VHS copy of Home Alone
November 16, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Still got the original VHS copy of Home Alone
Texas Racism is just one perpetual game of Hold My Beer.
November 16, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Texas Racism is just one perpetual game of Hold My Beer.
Need to cue up the “Who’s Your Daddy?!” chant next time Bruins face Wildcats and Cronin faces Lloyd.
November 15, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Need to cue up the “Who’s Your Daddy?!” chant next time Bruins face Wildcats and Cronin faces Lloyd.
Climbing mountains in fog and rainstorms gives you irrational aura…
November 14, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Climbing mountains in fog and rainstorms gives you irrational aura…
Happy Sky Ferreira Finally Got Her Albums’ Wide Releases After 12 Long Years Day to all who celebrate… I do…
November 14, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Happy Sky Ferreira Finally Got Her Albums’ Wide Releases After 12 Long Years Day to all who celebrate… I do…
Smile folks. It makes you look younger and a lot less like this frumpy dump…
I’m almost a decade older than this angry bulldog humanoid!
Smile, be kind, experience nature…
I’m almost a decade older than this angry bulldog humanoid!
Smile, be kind, experience nature…
November 13, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Smile folks. It makes you look younger and a lot less like this frumpy dump…
I’m almost a decade older than this angry bulldog humanoid!
Smile, be kind, experience nature…
I’m almost a decade older than this angry bulldog humanoid!
Smile, be kind, experience nature…
I’m closing in on almost a decade older. I feel like I look almost a decade younger… my trick? Smile and be kind… and nature!
November 13, 2025 at 11:31 PM
I’m closing in on almost a decade older. I feel like I look almost a decade younger… my trick? Smile and be kind… and nature!
When you blind bid on a box full of vinyl at a yard sale and walk away with some keepers! $40 for the box.
There were a few others worth keeping, and some duplicates of albums I already have (lots of Joni Mitchell, Linda Rondstadt, and some dupes of Alphonse Mouzon that I’ve had for years.
There were a few others worth keeping, and some duplicates of albums I already have (lots of Joni Mitchell, Linda Rondstadt, and some dupes of Alphonse Mouzon that I’ve had for years.
November 11, 2025 at 4:37 PM
When you blind bid on a box full of vinyl at a yard sale and walk away with some keepers! $40 for the box.
There were a few others worth keeping, and some duplicates of albums I already have (lots of Joni Mitchell, Linda Rondstadt, and some dupes of Alphonse Mouzon that I’ve had for years.
There were a few others worth keeping, and some duplicates of albums I already have (lots of Joni Mitchell, Linda Rondstadt, and some dupes of Alphonse Mouzon that I’ve had for years.
I my god I’m dying at this… while I’m doomscrolling Arby’s promoted video of these things pops up. I snap a capture of their steak and then first three comments. This is a promoted Arby’s Post. What he fuck is running Arby’s? @arbys-roast-beef.bsky.social why are you doing this to yourself?
November 8, 2025 at 7:41 AM
I my god I’m dying at this… while I’m doomscrolling Arby’s promoted video of these things pops up. I snap a capture of their steak and then first three comments. This is a promoted Arby’s Post. What he fuck is running Arby’s? @arbys-roast-beef.bsky.social why are you doing this to yourself?
Literally, go fuck yourself for thinking you’re useful…
November 7, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Literally, go fuck yourself for thinking you’re useful…
Gotta include the drunk clown from Uncle Buck!
November 4, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Gotta include the drunk clown from Uncle Buck!