Sarah York
@thesarahyork.bsky.social
Mostly football, sobriety, and gay shit
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the moderate position on prediction markets is that they need to be made illegal and the people responsible for them should be prosecuted, and i’m close to getting there on more ~traditional~ books as well
January 3, 2026 at 7:04 PM
the moderate position on prediction markets is that they need to be made illegal and the people responsible for them should be prosecuted, and i’m close to getting there on more ~traditional~ books as well
I personally have never seen Atlanta blow a 20+ point lead in the second half
December 30, 2025 at 2:55 AM
I personally have never seen Atlanta blow a 20+ point lead in the second half
Brady implying the Bills and Eagles could meet again in the SB, what Eagles team was he watching
December 29, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Brady implying the Bills and Eagles could meet again in the SB, what Eagles team was he watching
JOSH ALLEN PISS MISSLE
December 29, 2025 at 12:22 AM
JOSH ALLEN PISS MISSLE
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This is my Barbenheimer
December 28, 2025 at 9:20 PM
This is my Barbenheimer
Dicker haircut reveal is alarming
December 27, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Dicker haircut reveal is alarming
They should let two NFC teams play in the Super Bowl this year
December 27, 2025 at 10:59 PM
They should let two NFC teams play in the Super Bowl this year
Justin Herbert giveth, taketh, etc
December 27, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Justin Herbert giveth, taketh, etc
Got an ESPN alert that said DK Metcalf swung at a fan. I don’t need any additional information, I already know I’m on Metcalf’s side.
December 21, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Got an ESPN alert that said DK Metcalf swung at a fan. I don’t need any additional information, I already know I’m on Metcalf’s side.
Special teams fumbling the opening kick return and missing three kicks in the first half of a hat & t-shirt game, many people are saying this isn’t good
December 20, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Special teams fumbling the opening kick return and missing three kicks in the first half of a hat & t-shirt game, many people are saying this isn’t good
Every couple months a signal pings in my brain demanding that I place a $60 sushi order for myself and that is happening right now
December 20, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Every couple months a signal pings in my brain demanding that I place a $60 sushi order for myself and that is happening right now
This is unbelievably bad and I fear the league will have nothing to say about it
On a livestream yesterday, Puka both:
- Said that the Refs throw flags that they know are bad to brag to their friends in group chats, and
- Told Adin Ross that he'd do a "covetous jew" celebration on his next TD score
Suspend him tbh
- Said that the Refs throw flags that they know are bad to brag to their friends in group chats, and
- Told Adin Ross that he'd do a "covetous jew" celebration on his next TD score
Suspend him tbh
December 17, 2025 at 11:51 PM
This is unbelievably bad and I fear the league will have nothing to say about it
Told my Bills fan friend that I’m on board for their Super Bowl run
December 15, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Told my Bills fan friend that I’m on board for their Super Bowl run
Burrow to Mahomes on playoff elimination day
December 14, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Burrow to Mahomes on playoff elimination day
At some point you have to pay the tab, this sucks but still feels quite fair considering the last 7 years lol
December 14, 2025 at 9:22 PM
At some point you have to pay the tab, this sucks but still feels quite fair considering the last 7 years lol
Nobody has fewer excuses in the chamber than the Bills going into the playoffs
December 14, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Nobody has fewer excuses in the chamber than the Bills going into the playoffs
The NFL is so wild, the Chiefs went from utter dominance to essentially needing a full rebuild in one season. Amazing stuff.
December 14, 2025 at 9:16 PM
The NFL is so wild, the Chiefs went from utter dominance to essentially needing a full rebuild in one season. Amazing stuff.
Put Patrick on ice and let Minshew drag this dead corpse to Cancun.
December 14, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Put Patrick on ice and let Minshew drag this dead corpse to Cancun.
WELP. Pack it in, Chiefs fans.
December 14, 2025 at 9:08 PM
WELP. Pack it in, Chiefs fans.
Firing Zac Taylor is quite literally the least this front office can do to salvage the relationship with Joe Burrow through this offseason.
After Sunday’s scoreless loss to the Ravens, the Bengals were eliminated from playoff contention 👀
It marks their third straight year missing the postseason.
What's next for Joe Burrow?
It marks their third straight year missing the postseason.
What's next for Joe Burrow?
December 14, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Firing Zac Taylor is quite literally the least this front office can do to salvage the relationship with Joe Burrow through this offseason.
Holy shit man this dude hasn’t been working out even in a normal guy way
December 14, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Holy shit man this dude hasn’t been working out even in a normal guy way
Said this in the second quarter
December 14, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Said this in the second quarter
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loaded schedule, snow games, no bye weeks, Philip Rivers, let’s go week 15
December 14, 2025 at 3:59 PM
loaded schedule, snow games, no bye weeks, Philip Rivers, let’s go week 15
This was my senior year of high school. I’ll be 40 in two months.
the first pass philip rivers threw in the nfl was in the last game of the 2004 season, when he played the second half for the san diego chargers in relief of doug flutie, who himself was teammates 18 years earlier with walter payton
December 13, 2025 at 11:18 PM
This was my senior year of high school. I’ll be 40 in two months.
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loath to be too precious about this stuff but I want one lesson of defector to be "you can choose to not do stuff that sucks" even if "doing stuff that sucks" is the default
December 11, 2025 at 9:27 PM
loath to be too precious about this stuff but I want one lesson of defector to be "you can choose to not do stuff that sucks" even if "doing stuff that sucks" is the default