I am very jealous of you right now. I am without cod. Bereaved. Starved. Jealous, Pam.

Oh Pam!! I knew it was bad, but not, "Drink hot water instead of coffee," bad.
I'm sorry you're going through it right now.
Love and hugs, Pam. I'm sending you all my best.

Yeah, how the hell have I not signed up?

I thought you wrote, "meat delivery service," and my first response was, "How the hell have I not already signed up for one of those?"