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Scott Millen
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You shall not pass.
Pinned
Can't enjoy haiku
Until I do the counting
Trust but verify
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The fact the Trump administration is responding to a bad news cycle with more union busting tells you everything you need to know.
Tonight DHS is once again attempting to rip up the AFGE contract of 47,000 TSA officers. This outrageous attack on workers’ rights puts all of us at risk.

It has never been more urgent for lawmakers on Capitol Hill to act. https://bit.ly/4awLqLx
December 13, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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RAT CALENDARS AVAIL. NOW

www.elementalwoodworks.com/calendar-2026
December 13, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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Mom just called me having an absolutely apoplectic worry fit b/c I walk Willow in this park regularly and every weekend I go to the local farmers market to get veggies. As a matter of fact, I was in the park today walking Willow and there was such a weirdly heavy police presence. This is crazy.
According to SPD, Ashley Wasielewski was returning to her home near Forsyth Park when a man approached her and threw a corrosive liquid in her face.
https://www.wspa.com/news/top-stories/savannah-police-investigating-acid-attack-near-forsyth-park/ 
December 13, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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Who else supposed to be in the shower but is instead taking a moment to really take in this lavender and hemp candle?
December 13, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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Here’s Sticks boggling his eyes bc he’s enjoying the pets so much
December 13, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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LA readeres plese repost
LOS ANGELES READERS: DO NOT MISSE the Saturday 12/13 show by CIAO, up-and-coming sketch comedye geniuses. Brainye, bizarre, chaotic, nerdy. At the Pack Theatre, 1615 North Vermont. Behold these wyzardes of bonkers pop culture yn their element TOMORROW.
www.eventbrite.com/e/saturday-n...
SATURDAY NIGHT SKETCH: Ciao
The Pack proudly presents one of our all-time best Sketch Comedy teams doing a 1-Hour Show!
www.eventbrite.com
December 13, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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I'm sorry are you cats cuter in the winter or is it just me? 🥹
December 13, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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Losing my fucking mind at this shot off orange county today.
December 13, 2025 at 3:41 AM
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Ich thynke but litel of a Mondaye bleake
Tuesdaye grey and Wednesdaye eke
Thursdaye Ich care nat for thee
Yet Fridaye Ich do love

Mondaye thou kanst fall awaye
Tuesdaye, Wednesdaye, myne herte slaye
No mirthe ys founde upon Thursdaye
Yet Fridaye Ich do love
December 13, 2025 at 3:54 AM
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I want to hold this kitten and smother them and never let them go 😭😭😭❤️❤️❤️
The floofiest of them all is momma Cassi. Here from when she was a little kitten, and long before becoming momma. Enjoy.
December 13, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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Roseate spoonbill wins for me 🪶
December 13, 2025 at 5:36 AM
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This is our new CEO, Javier. I have officially adopted him. He is estimated to be 8 years old and he's deaf, so there's no need to give any feedback on his job performance. He is just a perfect gentlemen and I am so grateful he made his way to me. 14/10 no bias at all
December 9, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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Eight months ago vs today. 🤡

@atrupar.com @cnbc.com @cbsnews.com
December 11, 2025 at 1:22 PM
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Sorry but it’s all I got
December 13, 2025 at 5:15 AM
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December 13, 2025 at 5:14 AM
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December 13, 2025 at 5:12 AM
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December 13, 2025 at 5:11 AM
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Cheers to @brianboone.bsky.social and @vulture.com for including my book, John Candy: A Life In Comedy, on your Best Comedy Books of 2025. Is that a number one beside it? Further thanks for kindly noting my book’s celebration of humanity and the empathy of comedy.

@houseofanansi.bsky.social
December 13, 2025 at 4:05 AM
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whole lotta people frame their "policy ideas" in the language of "if I was empowered with authoritarian control and resistance was effectively crushed". they miss the entire bit about implementation and incentives for reaction or subterfuge or community buy-in. once you see it, it's everywhere.
December 12, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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The Department of Homeland Security is terminating all categorical family reunification parole (FRP) programs for aliens from Colombia, Cuba, Ecuador, El Salvador, Guatemala, Haiti, and Honduras, and their immediate family members.
December 12, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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🌹random rose 🌹
January 12th 2023
December 12, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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If you're wondering if members of the tRump FBI is this stupid.
The answer is yes. 🙄
December 13, 2025 at 5:12 AM
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December 12, 2025 at 3:53 PM