Gretchen
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Founding member of Golden Girls fan club, Blanche Davidians. But, I guess this is mostly a rodent account now.
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“Moi?"
(American Red Squirrel) 🌿
(American Red Squirrel) 🌿
November 25, 2025 at 1:13 PM
“Moi?"
(American Red Squirrel) 🌿
(American Red Squirrel) 🌿
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I took a wheel and I liked it, hope my Jesus don’t mind it
November 25, 2025 at 8:10 PM
I took a wheel and I liked it, hope my Jesus don’t mind it
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when we say we want more streets to be pedestrianized, this is what we mean
November 25, 2025 at 4:46 PM
when we say we want more streets to be pedestrianized, this is what we mean
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hate it when products are "mystery flavour." That's raspberry. That's not a mystery. It's a common fruit. Make a lollipop that tastes like the brief glimmer of pity that flashed across her face the last time I saw her. That's what haunts me. That's a mystery.
November 25, 2025 at 4:27 PM
hate it when products are "mystery flavour." That's raspberry. That's not a mystery. It's a common fruit. Make a lollipop that tastes like the brief glimmer of pity that flashed across her face the last time I saw her. That's what haunts me. That's a mystery.
Probably the song I sing most often without knowing the lyrics to is Immigrant Song. I kind of air drum-muddle my way through it.
November 25, 2025 at 7:29 AM
Probably the song I sing most often without knowing the lyrics to is Immigrant Song. I kind of air drum-muddle my way through it.
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soylent green but with muppets: thread
November 25, 2025 at 3:38 AM
soylent green but with muppets: thread
There should be a show about a dentist detective. But like sexy
November 25, 2025 at 6:02 AM
There should be a show about a dentist detective. But like sexy
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A squirrel waits impatiently for my dog to leave so it can get back to eating a pile of popcorn at the base of this tree.
November 14, 2025 at 8:31 PM
A squirrel waits impatiently for my dog to leave so it can get back to eating a pile of popcorn at the base of this tree.
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I still can't believe the coloration of the water I wanna cry watching this 😭
Ok one more video. the most beautiful fluke I've seen. edited for EXTRA BEAUTY!!!
November 25, 2025 at 4:40 AM
I still can't believe the coloration of the water I wanna cry watching this 😭
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November 25, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Female judges amirite? (complimentary)
November 25, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Female judges amirite? (complimentary)
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In a sane world, it would be upsetting to watch someone inch further toward suicide (literal or functional) every day, but it’s Marco Rubio and fuck that guy.
November 24, 2025 at 5:35 PM
In a sane world, it would be upsetting to watch someone inch further toward suicide (literal or functional) every day, but it’s Marco Rubio and fuck that guy.
Gift duck article
wapo.st/4ogYQyq
wapo.st/4ogYQyq
These ducks are local celebrities and walk the red carpet daily
“We’ve got to march with purpose,” duck master Kenon Walker tells the ducks each morning in a pep talk.
wapo.st
November 25, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Gift duck article
wapo.st/4ogYQyq
wapo.st/4ogYQyq
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Sometimes I think it’s going to be the librarians who will save us all.
November 25, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Sometimes I think it’s going to be the librarians who will save us all.
Pete Hegseth, really handling criticism well:
“Their foolish screed sows doubt and confusion — which only puts our warriors in danger”
“Their foolish screed sows doubt and confusion — which only puts our warriors in danger”
November 25, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Pete Hegseth, really handling criticism well:
“Their foolish screed sows doubt and confusion — which only puts our warriors in danger”
“Their foolish screed sows doubt and confusion — which only puts our warriors in danger”
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November 24, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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The Paul McCartney song is actually about a divorced child that must spend half of the holidays with each parent: Simply halving a wonder Christmas time.
November 23, 2025 at 2:20 PM
The Paul McCartney song is actually about a divorced child that must spend half of the holidays with each parent: Simply halving a wonder Christmas time.
When I was a kid there was a store here that sold pre-owned office products, and it was called the The POOP Shop. Never stepped foot in it, but I loved this store.
November 24, 2025 at 6:00 PM
When I was a kid there was a store here that sold pre-owned office products, and it was called the The POOP Shop. Never stepped foot in it, but I loved this store.
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I don't like the things you like, and I'm on the internet SPECIFICALLY to let you know that.
November 24, 2025 at 3:46 PM
I don't like the things you like, and I'm on the internet SPECIFICALLY to let you know that.
In a sane world, it would be upsetting to watch someone inch further toward suicide (literal or functional) every day, but it’s Marco Rubio and fuck that guy.
November 24, 2025 at 5:35 PM
In a sane world, it would be upsetting to watch someone inch further toward suicide (literal or functional) every day, but it’s Marco Rubio and fuck that guy.
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PUNCHBOWL: “.. GOP members messaged us over the weekend saying that they, too, are considering retiring in the middle of the term. Here’s one particularly exercised senior House Republican:
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November 24, 2025 at 3:37 PM
PUNCHBOWL: “.. GOP members messaged us over the weekend saying that they, too, are considering retiring in the middle of the term. Here’s one particularly exercised senior House Republican:
@punchbowlnews.bsky.social
@punchbowlnews.bsky.social
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Hello! Will you please share your best kitty eldercare/hospice tips? Cormac seems to be on a long and gentle decline and I want to keep him comfy and feeling loved.
November 24, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Hello! Will you please share your best kitty eldercare/hospice tips? Cormac seems to be on a long and gentle decline and I want to keep him comfy and feeling loved.
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Your 20s are all about being right in the middle of something, saying fuck this, and driving 1200 miles straight through to do something else.
November 24, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Your 20s are all about being right in the middle of something, saying fuck this, and driving 1200 miles straight through to do something else.
As someone who lives with a rat named Alan, I was offended when Matthew Rhys made a little speech complaining about Claire Danes’ dog, Steve, having a person name.
November 24, 2025 at 4:39 PM
As someone who lives with a rat named Alan, I was offended when Matthew Rhys made a little speech complaining about Claire Danes’ dog, Steve, having a person name.
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Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 24, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen