The Shade Merc
@theshademerc.bsky.social
Charismatic introvert. Expert sh*t talker. Mediocre Singer, Dancer and Actor. 🌈 Butch Queen mentality.
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Hey Elon, Nicki Minaj said Starships were meant to FLY. What is you doin?!?!?
June 21, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Hey Elon, Nicki Minaj said Starships were meant to FLY. What is you doin?!?!?
Cuz 47 stuck you for yo' paper and now you look like a simp and mad cuz' he ain't let you hit. Go on on playa'.
June 6, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Cuz 47 stuck you for yo' paper and now you look like a simp and mad cuz' he ain't let you hit. Go on on playa'.
Tell Andy Cohen to wake his ass up and mediate this fight. Where Wendy Williams at?
June 6, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Tell Andy Cohen to wake his ass up and mediate this fight. Where Wendy Williams at?
Question: Will the next mainstream media interviewer of Trump ask about this blatant lie in the Oval Office?
Or will they say ‘let’s agree to disagree’ and try and move on, a la ABC’s Terry Moran?
Or will they say ‘let’s agree to disagree’ and try and move on, a la ABC’s Terry Moran?
Trump’s image of dead ‘white farmers’ came from Congo, not South Africa | CNN
The footage shows a mass burial in Goma, Congo, and was filmed by Reuters video journalist Djaffar Al Katanty, who said seeing Trump holding the article with the screengrab of his video was a shock.
www.cnn.com
May 23, 2025 at 2:30 AM
That bull knew what we really wanted to see.
May 22, 2025 at 12:24 PM
That bull knew what we really wanted to see.
My kitchen would make Gordon Ramsey skeet his pants.
16. If you had enough money to build your dream house, what is a room or feature you'd include?
May 16, 2025 at 11:28 PM
My kitchen would make Gordon Ramsey skeet his pants.
Ppl be like:
😒😒It's not that funny.
Me:
🤬🤬 Don't tell me how to enjoy my life.
😒😒It's not that funny.
Me:
🤬🤬 Don't tell me how to enjoy my life.
May 13, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Ppl be like:
😒😒It's not that funny.
Me:
🤬🤬 Don't tell me how to enjoy my life.
😒😒It's not that funny.
Me:
🤬🤬 Don't tell me how to enjoy my life.
A laundry list of foolishness
From pardoning Jan. 6 rioters to attempting to ban trans soldiers from the military, these are the 100 actions that define Trump’s horrifying first 100 days in office.
Full list ⤵️
Full list ⤵️
100 Actions That Define Trump's Horrifying First 100 Days in Office
Donald Trump and his administration have waged an all-out assault on America's founding principles over the president's first 100 days in office.
www.rollingstone.com
April 29, 2025 at 5:37 PM
A laundry list of foolishness
Draymond should be EGOT for that performance. Uglass.
April 24, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Draymond should be EGOT for that performance. Uglass.
BYE FELICIA
The White House has begun the process of looking for a new secretary of defense, according to a U.S. official who was not authorized to speak publicly.
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Exclusive: The White House is looking to replace Pete Hegseth as defense secretary
The White House has begun the process of looking for a new secretary of defense, according to a U.S. official who was not authorized to speak publicly.
www.wknofm.org
April 22, 2025 at 2:00 AM
BYE FELICIA
If your closet and your credit card are both overcrowded......get outta that store.
April 21, 2025 at 6:34 PM
If your closet and your credit card are both overcrowded......get outta that store.
5 piece whole wings seasoned, fried hard with fries, a chocolate chip cookie, Looney Tunes and a nap.
What’s y’all love language?
April 15, 2025 at 4:32 AM
5 piece whole wings seasoned, fried hard with fries, a chocolate chip cookie, Looney Tunes and a nap.
She dragged them to and fro!
Smoked. Read. Ate.
April 13, 2025 at 8:46 PM
She dragged them to and fro!
"The protesters are paid."
🗣️ BY WHO? SAY THEIR NAMES.
🗣️ BY WHO? SAY THEIR NAMES.
April 7, 2025 at 1:23 AM
"The protesters are paid."
🗣️ BY WHO? SAY THEIR NAMES.
🗣️ BY WHO? SAY THEIR NAMES.
I'm just randomly mad that y'all forgot this man had all his cousins outside the Capitol on some "come outside ain't nobody finna jump you" and then tried to put hands on the secret service agent that wouldn't drive him up there to watch.
April 5, 2025 at 11:04 PM
I'm just randomly mad that y'all forgot this man had all his cousins outside the Capitol on some "come outside ain't nobody finna jump you" and then tried to put hands on the secret service agent that wouldn't drive him up there to watch.
I'm adding Urban Engineer to my resume after having to dig a trench of leaves and mud to keep my husband's office from flooding.
April 4, 2025 at 10:10 PM
I'm adding Urban Engineer to my resume after having to dig a trench of leaves and mud to keep my husband's office from flooding.
Y'all need to stop volunteering Obama for this alleged third term. He did his job and got burned at the stake for every little misstep. Get somebody else.
March 31, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Y'all need to stop volunteering Obama for this alleged third term. He did his job and got burned at the stake for every little misstep. Get somebody else.
Republicans calling Jasmine Crockett ghetto when there's a Lauren Boebert out there is extra wild.
They stan a "sassy black woman" until she start gettin' in that ass!
They stan a "sassy black woman" until she start gettin' in that ass!
March 28, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Republicans calling Jasmine Crockett ghetto when there's a Lauren Boebert out there is extra wild.
They stan a "sassy black woman" until she start gettin' in that ass!
They stan a "sassy black woman" until she start gettin' in that ass!
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"Where's Barack?!?! Where's Kamala?!"
March 24, 2025 at 9:37 PM
"Where's Barack?!?! Where's Kamala?!"
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TODAY JUST OUTSIDE MEMPHIS… huge anti-Elon protest outside a Tesla dealership in Bartlett…
March 22, 2025 at 7:59 PM
TODAY JUST OUTSIDE MEMPHIS… huge anti-Elon protest outside a Tesla dealership in Bartlett…
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This is why Tesla is failing.
March 22, 2025 at 1:55 PM
This is why Tesla is failing.