The Simian One
@thesimianone.bsky.social
Asheville/Security/OSINT/🇧🇷JiuJitsu/Beer/Whisky/Wine/Food/Chicago sports/Sarcasm/Progressive/Travel. Not necessarily in that order.
Amazing timeline we’re living in. 81 years later and Germany is deploying troops abroad to deter a fascist American military. www.newsweek.com/greenland-ge...
Germany, other NATO allies sending troops to Greenland amid Trump threats
Trump said Wednesday that anything less than U.S. control of Greenland would be "unacceptable" in a warning to NATO allies.
www.newsweek.com
January 15, 2026 at 1:52 PM
Amazing timeline we’re living in. 81 years later and Germany is deploying troops abroad to deter a fascist American military. www.newsweek.com/greenland-ge...
There will be more, unfortunately. Many more.
AOC: ICE has less accountability than virtually any law enforcement agency in the U.S., yet they are some of the most well-funded, operating with impunity—and we just saw them murder an American citizen in cold blood in the street.
January 8, 2026 at 2:22 AM
There will be more, unfortunately. Many more.
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whichever candidate runs on prosecuting every single ice agent fuck to the fullest extent of the law has my vote
January 7, 2026 at 5:43 PM
whichever candidate runs on prosecuting every single ice agent fuck to the fullest extent of the law has my vote
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Maduro should have hitched a ride on Epstein's Lolita Express.
He'd still be a free man.
He'd still be a free man.
January 4, 2026 at 11:51 PM
Maduro should have hitched a ride on Epstein's Lolita Express.
He'd still be a free man.
He'd still be a free man.
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2025 was the Year of the Comeback, especially for skinny jeans, measles, Nazis, and economic depression.
December 28, 2025 at 8:19 PM
2025 was the Year of the Comeback, especially for skinny jeans, measles, Nazis, and economic depression.
Quick stop for a mid-day treat. Gimme dat rye!
December 21, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Quick stop for a mid-day treat. Gimme dat rye!
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If we had responsible corporate media, which we do not, every network would have cut away from this within the first 30 seconds or so, when it was clear that there was not going to be any newsworthy event taking place, just a rant from an increasingly addled, bitter, and delusional sundowning elder
December 18, 2025 at 2:33 AM
If we had responsible corporate media, which we do not, every network would have cut away from this within the first 30 seconds or so, when it was clear that there was not going to be any newsworthy event taking place, just a rant from an increasingly addled, bitter, and delusional sundowning elder
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TWO QUESTIONS FOR AMERICA
1. Do you agree that a child rapist can’t be POTUS?
2. If so, why do you not support an immediate DOJ and FBI investigation to determine if Donald Trump committed the same crime that two of his closest friends for 17 years committed thousands of times?
1. Do you agree that a child rapist can’t be POTUS?
2. If so, why do you not support an immediate DOJ and FBI investigation to determine if Donald Trump committed the same crime that two of his closest friends for 17 years committed thousands of times?
November 15, 2025 at 7:51 AM
TWO QUESTIONS FOR AMERICA
1. Do you agree that a child rapist can’t be POTUS?
2. If so, why do you not support an immediate DOJ and FBI investigation to determine if Donald Trump committed the same crime that two of his closest friends for 17 years committed thousands of times?
1. Do you agree that a child rapist can’t be POTUS?
2. If so, why do you not support an immediate DOJ and FBI investigation to determine if Donald Trump committed the same crime that two of his closest friends for 17 years committed thousands of times?
October 26, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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I don't know about you, but what I get from Trump's social media posts is that he could easily be replaced by AI slop and literally no one, including his wife and kids, would notice the difference.
October 20, 2025 at 11:43 PM
I don't know about you, but what I get from Trump's social media posts is that he could easily be replaced by AI slop and literally no one, including his wife and kids, would notice the difference.
Gorgeous couple of days out and about in Western NC. Craggy Dome Overlook and DuPont State Recreational Forest.
October 18, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Gorgeous couple of days out and about in Western NC. Craggy Dome Overlook and DuPont State Recreational Forest.
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If Chicago wanted to make those Texas soldiers feel at home, they'd wait for a blizzard, then turn off all the power and go to Cancun for the weekend.
October 7, 2025 at 9:41 PM
If Chicago wanted to make those Texas soldiers feel at home, they'd wait for a blizzard, then turn off all the power and go to Cancun for the weekend.
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If you say Dems should negotiate with Trump, please confirm you've read the pre-shutdown Trump EO that authorizes you and yours to be probed as terrorists if you commit any thought-crime listed on the right-hand side of this Ken Klippenstein report excerpt.
*That* is who you want to negotiate with.
*That* is who you want to negotiate with.
October 3, 2025 at 12:37 AM
If you say Dems should negotiate with Trump, please confirm you've read the pre-shutdown Trump EO that authorizes you and yours to be probed as terrorists if you commit any thought-crime listed on the right-hand side of this Ken Klippenstein report excerpt.
*That* is who you want to negotiate with.
*That* is who you want to negotiate with.
Not a cult. Not at all. Nope.
September 29, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Not a cult. Not at all. Nope.
Night of the Long Knives.
Hegseth better have a damn good reason for taking the historic and unprecedented step of summoning the most senior military officers from around the globe to a meeting. That reason better have nothing to do determining with their personal loyalty to Trump or Hegseth.
September 26, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Night of the Long Knives.
Actual picture of me listening to MAGAts try to explain how Tylenol causes autism.
September 26, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Actual picture of me listening to MAGAts try to explain how Tylenol causes autism.
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For everyone saying this is an impeachable offense and worse than Watergate:
Of course it is. But that doesn’t matter in the slightest, because this GOP Congress has completely abdicated their duty and will never do anything to hold him accountable.
Of course it is. But that doesn’t matter in the slightest, because this GOP Congress has completely abdicated their duty and will never do anything to hold him accountable.
September 21, 2025 at 8:05 PM
For everyone saying this is an impeachable offense and worse than Watergate:
Of course it is. But that doesn’t matter in the slightest, because this GOP Congress has completely abdicated their duty and will never do anything to hold him accountable.
Of course it is. But that doesn’t matter in the slightest, because this GOP Congress has completely abdicated their duty and will never do anything to hold him accountable.
Oh…
Tom Homan, now the president’s border czar, was recorded last year accepting a bag with $50,000 in cash by undercover FBI agents in an investigation the Trump Justice Department later closed, The New York Times reported.
New York Times: Justice Department closed probe into Trump’s border czar, Tom Homan, for accepting bag of cash | CNN Politics
Tom Homan, now the president’s border czar, was recorded last year accepting a bag with $50,000 in cash by undercover FBI agents in an investigation the Trump Justice Department later closed, The New ...
www.cnn.com
September 21, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Oh…
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America is not a free country.
September 18, 2025 at 1:59 AM
America is not a free country.
Jackboot, goose-stepping cocksuckers.
“In the aftermath of Charlie Kirk’s murder, Trump’s DOJ deleted a study from its site stating right-wing violence ‘continues to outpace all other types of terrorism & domestic violent extremism’ in 🇺🇸 — The study was available online until Friday.” newrepublic.com/post/200537/...
September 17, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Jackboot, goose-stepping cocksuckers.
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Have no fear, Republicans will bail you out at some point with a huge chunk of taxpayer money to pay you for not being able to sell your products because of their policies. Then you can post on social media that you’re voting for them because you are against socialism.
September 16, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Have no fear, Republicans will bail you out at some point with a huge chunk of taxpayer money to pay you for not being able to sell your products because of their policies. Then you can post on social media that you’re voting for them because you are against socialism.