Songs from the 1940s fall into two categories:

“Kiss me darling for I may die in the wars tomorrow and never see you again”

And

“He’s the Booble Bubble Boy on the Boat From the Blue! Woo woo be doo! Booble Bubble Boy!”

Ok, we’ve got the fifty story hulking lizard monster…like a dinosaur but it breathes fire. But we need a potential nemesis…something that could take on this titan and win. Ideas?

🙋‍♂️: Moth.

Gotta say "Your hair is like my Lego minifig" is the comment from a stranger that will now be living rent free in my mind.

If I send you this picture it means I like Kendrick Lamar

Happy to report that my downstairs neighbour who blasted sad Taylor Swift songs last year is now blasting only the horniest Sabrina Carpenter songs. Good for them 🎉

I don't know who was more confused, the person lifting up a closed sign on a checkout machine trying to get it to work or me watching the entire thing unfold