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Tom Hespos
@thespos.bsky.social
Media guy, curious tinkerer, Dad, 4x4 enthusiast, data hoarder and automation enthusiast, 5e party wizard, Loki/Squirrel Girl main, slobbering Van Halen fan. Always seeking book recommendations.
Happy Epstein Files Day to all who celebrate. How shall we wag the dog today?
* Armed conflict with Venezuela
* Alien invasion (aliens eat bald eagles and poop fentanyl)
* 600% decrease in affordability
* All of the above
December 19, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Clean the snow off your car!

No, not you. You’re special.
December 15, 2025 at 5:26 PM
I’m tired. I’ve been tired of listening to Christmas music since Thanksgiving. I’ve been tired of maxxed out credit since the pandemic. I’ve been tired of structured bullshit weekend activities since I became a parent. But most of all, I’m tired of knowing it’s all just going to get worse.
December 7, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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The rich want us to have a world free of working class art. The only art they want is what they can sell top-down to the masses and art that they can invest in as a speculative market. When the working class creates art they are not generating profit for the capital class and they hate this
December 5, 2025 at 6:34 PM
I will absolutely put a Dromedary Records Herb Grinder (dromedaryrecords.bandcamp.com/merch/dromed...) on my Christmas list (www.giftster.com/list/sdaz0/).
Dromedary Herb Grinder from Dromedary Records
Dromedary Herb Grinder from Dromedary Records
dromedaryrecords.bandcamp.com
December 5, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Does all that satyagraha stuff work on people who don’t feel shame? Discuss.
December 4, 2025 at 12:25 PM
There is no such thing as Cyber Monday anymore. The whole thing was predicated on people shopping online at work where the Internet access was speedy. These days, people have better connections at home than they do at work.
November 30, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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42 Million Dead In Bloodiest Black Friday Weekend On Record https://theonion.com/42-million-dead-in-bloodiest-black-friday-weekend-on-re-1819574242/
November 30, 2025 at 8:00 PM
This is a reminder that if you have a big honkin' turkey, you may need to move it from the freezer to the refrigerator as soon as tomorrow (Saturday).
www.fsis.usda.gov
November 21, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Who remembers when Katie cried because she had to go see KISS twice?
November 1, 2025 at 12:16 PM
I will place him in an exalted spot in my office, as a reminder to put a glide in one’s stride and a dip in one’s hip. #MakeMyFunkthePFunk
October 25, 2025 at 3:10 PM
My swiss cheese was cut by AI. No human cuts the cheese this way.
October 18, 2025 at 1:01 PM
From White Castle to the Nile.
September 28, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Experimenting with breakfast sandwiches, part 148. Toasted short hero bread. Four scrambled eggs with fresh garden peppers. Three slices each of bacon and American cheese. Hold the ketchup. Divine.
September 7, 2025 at 3:12 PM
When you stop using pesticides and herbicides on your property, these dudes come back to hang out.
August 31, 2025 at 12:03 AM
August 30, 2025 at 11:51 PM
If Mister Rogers could see you right now, how would he say you’re acting?
August 27, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Kneel before Zod!
August 17, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Eep op ork ah-ah.
August 16, 2025 at 11:17 PM
It’s just been revealed to me that I’ll have to <shudder> return to Costco ahead of when I next expected to need to go to Costco.
August 10, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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THIS IS IT! Omega Reign's #kickstarter is in its last 24 hours, and every pledge counts, so please consider ordering a copy to help get this epic #superhero novel of apocalypse and redemption across the line. Thanks!

www.kickstarter.com/projects/the...

#indiepublishing #writingcommunity #booksky
August 7, 2025 at 1:37 PM
The recent uptick in spam across text, e-mail, social and voice might have something to do with the notion that the FTC, FCC and any other federal agencies that are supposed to be focused on curtailing it are spending time instead punishing the libs and dismantling themselves.
August 6, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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I would love for Bill to get his novel made. Check out his Kickstarter and consider backing Omega Reign on @kickstarter.com, just like me!

www.kickstarter.com/projects/the...
Omega Reign an epic superhero novel by Bill Coffin
In Hudson City, hero Praetorian, burdened by 75 years of sacrifice, dares a villain to trigger a quantum doomsday device.
www.kickstarter.com
August 4, 2025 at 2:33 PM
We're in the final week for this with about $2,500 to go. Please consider funding this. I've read an early copy and the characters are just >chef's kiss<. Not your typical superhero story, and the author is one of the best people on the planet.
Omega Reign an epic superhero novel by Bill Coffin
In Hudson City, hero Praetorian, burdened by 75 years of sacrifice, dares a villain to trigger a quantum doomsday device.
www.kickstarter.com
August 1, 2025 at 12:49 PM
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July 31, 2025 at 11:23 AM