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Scotty Ray
@theterminizer.bsky.social
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all my posts go viral, they're just asymptomatic
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Hey
A whole bunch of green dots on a black background. In the middle is a pink circle that says "@theterminizer" and there's small white text off to the side that says "people who think they're funny but just get courtesy likes from the same 5 people every time"
February 9, 2026 at 7:16 PM
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Cartoon hands holding up a white t-shirt with Marge Simpson's smeared, distorted face on it
February 9, 2026 at 5:08 PM
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It can only be called the Vince Lombardy Trophy if it comes from the Lombardy region of Italy
Screenshot of NBC website with the text: "Postgame — Presentation of the Vince Lombardy Trophy The Vince Lombardy Trophy represents the highest honor an NFL team can earn — after all, it’s"
February 8, 2026 at 6:04 PM
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Travis Bickle in his taxi
February 8, 2026 at 1:04 AM
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Tonight I am performing music at an axe throwing bar. I really hope they like us.
Wide angle view looking into a bar. The front of a stage with a microphone is on the left, a walkway in the middle, and on the right are a bunch of axe throwing lanes. A bunch of banners hang from the ceiling and it looks very industrial and wooden
February 7, 2026 at 1:50 AM
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"the worst person you know" balding bearded guy from the Onion
February 7, 2026 at 1:32 AM
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He'll yeah brother
Two Tupperwares of dal stacked on top of each other in a freezer
February 6, 2026 at 6:35 PM
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Only in the green direction
A single Triscuit, a woven wheat cracker which looks like a series of parallel lines. There is a green arrow going in the direction of the grain and a red arrow going against it. If you try to dip a Triscuit into a thick dip with the grain going side to side, it will snap in half.
February 6, 2026 at 4:04 AM
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McBain from the Simpsons being viewed on TV standing in front of a brick wall in a spotlight with his hand gripping a microphone stand. There is no caption.
February 5, 2026 at 5:21 PM
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Hey Seattle, come throw axes while I play music with the Misbehavers on Friday night
Concert flyer with a cartoon Sasquatch wearing a beanie on a green background with the text: "The Misbehavers With Johnstown Flood Live at Axe Kickers Friday, Feb 6th 7pm - tickets $20
February 5, 2026 at 5:26 AM
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Hey Portland, come see me play with her on Saturday. It's gonna be a time
Concert flyer: "Pati Rojas EP Release Special guests Bad Assets Brooklyn Del and the Revelators February 7, 2026 8:00 PM at The Showdown" with a sexy Latina lady in a cowboy hat, black tank top and jeans with a leather belt leaning against a car after sunset
February 5, 2026 at 5:23 AM
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Two-panel image. Top panel caption: "MY HANDS LOOK LIKE THIS" and it's a guy's greasy hands palms up. Bottom panel caption: "SO THAT HERS CAN LOOK LIKE THIS" with a heart and it's a woman's hands covered in tomato sauce holding out an extremely sloppy sub sandwich. The bottom image also has a getty images watermark, showing my lack of effort in creating this.
February 4, 2026 at 1:03 AM
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Krusty the clown and the show's president Roger Myers are standing over an animator as a network exec says "I feel we should rasta-fy him by 10% or so"
February 3, 2026 at 9:20 PM
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I will not be addressing the allegations that I bought this shirt while drunk. That is between me, my family, and my pastor
A sky blue shirt that says "DEATH ROCK" in an angular, carved font. It's the Beavis shirt
February 2, 2026 at 12:48 AM
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Referees should not be allowed to be jacked. There are too many jacked referees. Referees should be dumpy middle aged men who look like they've never done a situp in their life
A soccer referee in a blue shirt with huge pecs straining against the fabric and his left arm extended outward revealing massive biceps
February 1, 2026 at 5:24 PM
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"Eating a chip off the line is one of those experiences that changes your life. Birds fly a little slower, and pretty girls smile a little longer. It's like the whole world moves just for you."
King of the Hill screenshot where Bobby is eating a freshly made corn chip off a conveyor belt as Lucky (Tom Petty) and a supervisor in a short sleeve shirt, tie, and name badge look on. All look like they're experiencing nirvana
January 29, 2026 at 7:23 PM
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(Ektar 100 in a Minolta X-700)
An old one-story white concrete industrial building with four big windows each in a 4x5 grid painted over in white except for the same panel in each window. The front of the building is weathered and stained. At the top center are the words "QUALITY STITCHING INC" except the A and S have fallen over sideways and the N is missing. Green trees rise up in the background against a clear blue sky. Brown grass runs along the lower third of the image in the foreground Looking up at the top of an old main street-style red brick building. It says "BAILEY" in the middle. Two strands of hanging lights make an X in the foreground. A puffy white cloud pokes up over the top left of the building in an otherwise clear blue sky Looking up at a blank white changeable letter sign, the kind you put outside a theater or something like that, with a black metal frame on a black pole with a big black arrow at the top pointing to the left lined with orange lights. There are some puffy white clouds in the bottom of an otherwise clear blue sky A tangle of five dingy yellowed freeway ramps against a partly cloudy sky
January 26, 2026 at 4:38 AM
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Latest roll of film
Looking up from street level at the tops of three buildings: two older brick and cast iron lowrise buildings, and one taller grey glassy modern rectangular highrise against an overcast sky. Running in front of the scene are a tangle of criss-crossing power lines and hanging edison lights, with a sign hanging from a wire in the middle that says "SLOW 5 MPH" Looking up at a double decker concrete freeway bridge from the side against a light blue sky. The tops of two skyscrapers poke into the bottom of the frame, looking tiny in the distance The top two floors of a yellow three-story old brick commercial building. Five traffic lights hang from cables in the foreground pointing in various directions. The one facing the camera has a red light. There is graffiti along the roof line, and an array of cellular transmitters on the roof. The front of the building is bathed in warm sunlight, while the side is in shadow A southern colonial style three story mansion with four big ornate columns in the front and surrounded by scaffolding and netting. Several palm trees are in front of the building. The sky is clear blue
January 26, 2026 at 4:28 AM
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It was such a stupidly beautiful day. I walked at least 5 miles and shot an entire roll of film
View of the Seattle skyline from the top of a hill at Kerry Park. The space needle rises above the rest of the city in the foreground. It's a blue sunny day, no clouds in the sky, and Mount Rainier is hazy in the distance
January 25, 2026 at 12:56 AM
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I was the first person to get the idea to take a picture of this sign. Everyone else has been ripping me off since
Pike Place Market in Seattle, with the neon "public market center" sign and a clock. The sun is setting behind the building
January 25, 2026 at 12:53 AM
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Hey Seattle
A big mass of protestors packed tightly together on a sidewalk and into a plaza. There's a bunch of signs, a Canadian flag, and big letters on netting reading "stand up speak out" and "protect democracy"
January 23, 2026 at 8:49 PM
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Trains are awesome and we should build more of them and they should go faster
Norman Rockwell "freedom of speech" painting guy standing up meme
January 23, 2026 at 4:53 PM
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January 23, 2026 at 4:52 PM
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The train pervert has logged on
A reddish brick train station bathed in morning sunlight with a clock tower that says "union station" View of an old brown steel railroad bridge with two big drawbridge towers sticking up above barren trees Hazy view of a city skyline in the distance with a big ship surrounded by cranes on a river in the foreground Looking through the beams of a steel railroad bridge at a big river with some medium density buildings along the waterfront and a long steel drawbridge in the distance
January 23, 2026 at 4:51 PM
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A white owl looking at the camera with narrow eyes and its beak open with the caption "I see what you did there"
January 23, 2026 at 4:11 PM