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Scotty Ray

@theterminizer.bsky.social

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all my posts go viral, they're just asymptomatic

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Scotty Ray @theterminizer.bsky.social · Aug 30

replacing Batman fight onomatopoeiae with old midwestern brewery names

Batman punching Cesar Romero Joker with the word "Schlitz!" in pink at a jaunty angle

Batman punching the Penguin with the word "Pabst!" in light blue at a jaunty angle

Robin punching some henchman in a red and grey striped shirt with the word "Stroh!!!" in orange/red at a jaunty angle

Batman punching some henchman in a blue and grey striped shirt in front of a shelf of books about the Incas with the word "Blatz!" in bright green at a jaunty angle

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Scotty Ray @theterminizer.bsky.social · 3h

We're not really on speaking terms anymore

Scotty Ray @theterminizer.bsky.social · 5h

Frankly, I don't think they should be allowed to do that. That should be against the rules

Rob Friedman @pitchingninja.com · 1d

All 8 of the Blue Jays Pitchers from Yesterday (overlay)

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Reposted by Scotty Ray

cow tools daily @cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social · 11h

it's not FOR us

edited comic panel. Batman is breaking a lump-with-handle cow tool over his knee and saying "this is the tool of the cow. we do not understand it. we will not use it."

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Scotty Ray @theterminizer.bsky.social · 8h

No Posting, no peace
Know Posting, know peace

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Scotty Ray @theterminizer.bsky.social · 20h

Why don't you just kiss each other, eliminate the middleman?

Scotty Ray @theterminizer.bsky.social · 22h

Mookie can do anything. Dude bowls perfect games, suddenly plays an elite shortstop, could probably be a Nobel physicist if he felt like it

Scotty Ray @theterminizer.bsky.social · 22h

a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a desk with a computer and the word and written on it

Alt: South Park banker guy at the computer saying "aaaaaand it's gone"

media.tenor.com

Scotty Ray @theterminizer.bsky.social · 22h

I've been spending the week with my dad and thinking about this a lot theonion.com/dad-wearing-...

Dad Wearing Some New Kind Of Headphones That Wrap Over, Under, Around Ears

theonion.com

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Scotty Ray @theterminizer.bsky.social · 1d

Street intersection or mid-2000s indie folk band?

Two street signs on a pole in a leafy residential neighborhood that say "FOXEN GROVE" (Foxen and Grove are the streets)

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Scotty Ray @theterminizer.bsky.social · 1d

No sense in fighting it anymore, I'm now contaminating my body with macroplastics. Just eating product packaging, small electronics, etc

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Scotty Ray @theterminizer.bsky.social · 1d

He's one of the greatest pitchers of all time for my favorite team but he's also kind of a homophobic dbag so it's like

a man wearing glasses and a black suit is standing in front of a sign that says ' the ' on it

Alt: Larry David doing that not sure how to feel look

media.tenor.com

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Scotty Ray @theterminizer.bsky.social · 1d

Meanwhile all my ads are for substances (prescription drugs with stupid names)

Scotty Ray @theterminizer.bsky.social · 1d

I'll assume the timing of this repost is about my posts you just liked, so I am watching a baseball game and the old pitcher who is retiring is getting clobbered

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Scotty Ray @theterminizer.bsky.social · 1d

But apparently horses can power boats so maybe he'd just go to a tropical paradise somewhere

Scotty Ray @theterminizer.bsky.social · 1d

It's for the better

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Scotty Ray @theterminizer.bsky.social · 1d

[Alanis voice] an old man throws 88

Scotty Ray @theterminizer.bsky.social · 1d

Shoulda let him ride off into the sunset after that last start

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Scotty Ray @theterminizer.bsky.social · 1d

Do they use moosepower in Canada?

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Scotty Ray @theterminizer.bsky.social · 1d

Krusty the Clown and Roger Myers standing behind an animator drawing as a network executive lady says "I feel we should rasta-fy him by 10% or so"

Scotty Ray @theterminizer.bsky.social · 1d

Unless it was seahorse power? But I feel like you'd need a shitload of them to move a boat, like a lot more than just 6

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Scotty Ray @theterminizer.bsky.social · 1d

Heard a boat engine described in terms of horsepower and honestly I didn't even know they could swim

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Scotty Ray @theterminizer.bsky.social · 1d

I have very occasionally gone semi-viral and I refuse to mute notifications. Gimme that dopamine

Scotty Ray @theterminizer.bsky.social · 2d

We don't need to bring ink and paper into this

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Scotty Ray @theterminizer.bsky.social · 2d

Whoa. Make sure to drink water so you don't get hung over

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Scotty Ray @theterminizer.bsky.social · 2d

The Nunchucks of Damocles