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theterminizer.bsky.social
Scotty Ray
@theterminizer.bsky.social
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all my posts go viral, they're just asymptomatic
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Scotty Ray @theterminizer.bsky.social · Aug 30
replacing Batman fight onomatopoeiae with old midwestern brewery names
Batman punching Cesar Romero Joker with the word "Schlitz!" in pink at a jaunty angle Batman punching the Penguin with the word "Pabst!" in light blue at a jaunty angle Robin punching some henchman in a red and grey striped shirt with the word "Stroh!!!" in orange/red at a jaunty angle Batman punching some henchman in a blue and grey striped shirt in front of a shelf of books about the Incas with the word "Blatz!" in bright green at a jaunty angle
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moosebigelow.bsky.social
Paula Poundstone, ladies and gentlemen
cptowers.bsky.social Chris Towers is in Offseason Mode @cptowers.bsky.social · 1h
we need to go back to athletes not trying to be fashionable
puka nacua with the worst fit you've ever seen, i mean honestly, what is he even going for here? virgin austin powers?
January 25, 2026 at 11:35 PM
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geftokingmongoose.bsky.social
no doubt was such a good band
A promo image for the 1990 Dick Tracy film adaptation showing the villians
November 16, 2024 at 4:12 AM
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cal50.bsky.social
everyone tells you to let your faucets leak when it's below freezing but nobody tells you to let your bidet spray everywhere too
January 25, 2026 at 9:49 PM
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jamieeb.bsky.social
it’s that time again
Dave Matthews apology form to apologize to Dave Matthews for your misguided dislike of Dave Matthews
January 25, 2026 at 6:19 PM
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theuglymachine.bsky.social
Hail and well met traveler, what brings you to town today?
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🔹The McRib is back!(Lie)
🔹The McRib is back!(Threaten)
👉The McRib is back!(Seduce)
🔹The McRib is back!(Intimidate)
January 25, 2026 at 1:57 PM
theterminizer.bsky.social
I was the first person to get the idea to take a picture of this sign. Everyone else has been ripping me off since
Pike Place Market in Seattle, with the neon "public market center" sign and a clock. The sun is setting behind the building
January 25, 2026 at 12:53 AM
theterminizer.bsky.social
Fine, I'll say it: Seattle is a nice city and I like to come here
January 25, 2026 at 12:13 AM
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warmworm.bsky.social
It's bad luck to say mcdonalds, you're supposed to call it The Scottish Restaurant
January 24, 2026 at 6:29 PM
theterminizer.bsky.social
Jalapeño Dr. Bronner's
January 24, 2026 at 6:27 PM
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damnitjanet.bsky.social
Laying in bed fantasising about being a hexagon cos I need more sides to sleep on
January 16, 2026 at 11:56 PM
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dumbmike.bsky.social
INSIDE PAUL MCCARTNEY'S NOTEBOOK

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Nurse Nancy's feeling fancy dancy
Am F
At jamborees with Brother Jim

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INSIDE JOHN LENNON'S NOTEBOOK

To Do:
☑️ look up more slurs for wife
January 23, 2026 at 8:14 PM
theterminizer.bsky.social
"welcome to my home! Please don't get my dogs riled u--"
[My arm is already halfway down your dog's throat]
January 24, 2026 at 1:10 AM
theterminizer.bsky.social
Hey Seattle
A big mass of protestors packed tightly together on a sidewalk and into a plaza. There's a bunch of signs, a Canadian flag, and big letters on netting reading "stand up speak out" and "protect democracy"
January 23, 2026 at 8:49 PM
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jlp.systems
(getting confused while telling someone off) eat a fucking book man
January 15, 2026 at 8:10 AM
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cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social
that friday feeling
Friday January 23rd page of The Far Side page-a-day calendar. cartoon depicts a man and woman emerging from a hatch in the ground in the middle of a completely barren landscape of craters and fires everywhere. the man throws his arms up and exclaims, "Thank God, Sylvia! We're alive!"
January 23, 2026 at 1:19 PM
theterminizer.bsky.social
The train pervert has logged on
A reddish brick train station bathed in morning sunlight with a clock tower that says "union station" View of an old brown steel railroad bridge with two big drawbridge towers sticking up above barren trees Hazy view of a city skyline in the distance with a big ship surrounded by cranes on a river in the foreground Looking through the beams of a steel railroad bridge at a big river with some medium density buildings along the waterfront and a long steel drawbridge in the distance
January 23, 2026 at 4:51 PM
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antlervel.vet
Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.

1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.

2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
January 23, 2026 at 3:46 PM
theterminizer.bsky.social
Instead of Excel, they should have called it Microsoft Number
January 23, 2026 at 3:35 PM
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weeder.bsky.social
Forcing my Primary Care Physician to watch the way I use q-tips in my ears and admit that it's fine
June 26, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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electricchimp.bsky.social
"The Simpsons": Bart looking sad and used and lonely after saying his catchphrase, which his class & teacher peer-pressured him into saying - they're now going wild in excitement, throwing their arms in the air, Ms. Krabbappel included
January 22, 2026 at 11:51 PM
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samthielman.com
I just thought everyone should see this
Dr Kareem Carr man: i wish to publish @kareem_carr Jan 21 reviewer 2: your paper is no good man: i'll do anything to improve reviewer 2: it's simple. you must read the work of the great scientist Pagliarini man: *bursts into tears* but i am Pagliarini Andre Pagliarini @apagliar Jan 21 a first: in rejecting an article I submitted to a journal, reviewer 2 noted I failed to engage the work of one Andre Pagliarini Jan 21, 2026 • 3:47 PM UTC
January 22, 2026 at 11:02 PM
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heardyoulooking.bsky.social
I mentioned the Grateful Dead in discord chat, and they really got my ass with this one youtu.be/RhcEXk_pJ9c?...
MST3K Grateful Dead
YouTube video by GOrsi09
youtu.be
January 22, 2026 at 6:02 PM
theterminizer.bsky.social
Netflix videos could be about to turn the other way up
January 22, 2026 at 4:16 PM
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andrew3000.bsky.social
Probably the plane stuff, right?
r/AskReddit Those alive and old enough to remember during 9/11, what was the worst moment on that day?
May 20, 2025 at 1:28 PM
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baybayfriend.bsky.social
interloper
Chat room text: ZiljianDrummer1 has arrived! ZiljianDrummer1: hey what is up everybody i've been thinkig about growing a ponytail. mane& tail: So you don't have one yet? Lustre40: who invited you in here? ZilianDrummer1: no i don't have one yet but i think i'm going to grow 1. Lustre40: because this is a chat room for men with ponytails, not men just Lustre40: sorry hit enter too soon. not men just imagining life with one. ZiljianDrummer1: well i'm going to have 1 soon. mane&tail: It's a commitment, but it rocks! Good luck! Lustre40: it takes months if not years to grow your hair long enough, so i'm not sure what you mean by "soon." dirtygurdyman: love you lustre, but ask yourself if you're being a good ambassador of ponytails right now! ZilianDrummer1: i'm almost there Lustre40: i don't know how to cook, but i pictured a cookbook in my mind and sniffed all the ingredients at the store. going to join a ratatouille chat room and say i'm "almost there." ZilianDrummeri: what
June 18, 2024 at 10:12 AM