Scotty Ray
@theterminizer.bsky.social
all my posts go viral, they're just asymptomatic
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Scotty Ray
@theterminizer.bsky.social
· Aug 30
replacing Batman fight onomatopoeiae with old midwestern brewery names
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Happy large boulder the size of a small boulder day for all who celebrate
January 27, 2024 at 2:56 PM
Happy large boulder the size of a small boulder day for all who celebrate
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January 27, 2026 at 5:48 AM
Kaleb Horton’s loved ones have assembled his work here. Treat yourself to some of the best writing and podcasting this century:
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www.kalebchorton.com
Little Free Liquor Store
January 26, 2026 at 10:43 PM
Little Free Liquor Store
The bridge is one of my favorite pictures I've taken. When I was composing the shot, I was annoyed that I couldn't get the tops of the buildings out of it and figured I'd erase them in post. Then got the film developed and went, "hey, that looks cool"
January 26, 2026 at 8:44 PM
The bridge is one of my favorite pictures I've taken. When I was composing the shot, I was annoyed that I couldn't get the tops of the buildings out of it and figured I'd erase them in post. Then got the film developed and went, "hey, that looks cool"
You eat ONE world and now you're "the world-eating serpent" like we'd all love being defined by our lowest moment
a not insignificant number of people on Threads seem to believe the snow storm was The Government's attempt to refreeze the Leviathan, the world-eating serpent, which was getting loose (to eat the world, I assume)
January 26, 2026 at 6:00 PM
You eat ONE world and now you're "the world-eating serpent" like we'd all love being defined by our lowest moment
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if you're still getting ripped up by air bud in the third quarter, that's a coaching failure
April 3, 2024 at 12:34 AM
if you're still getting ripped up by air bud in the third quarter, that's a coaching failure
Latest roll of film
January 26, 2026 at 4:28 AM
Latest roll of film
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Paula Poundstone, ladies and gentlemen
we need to go back to athletes not trying to be fashionable
January 25, 2026 at 11:35 PM
Paula Poundstone, ladies and gentlemen
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no doubt was such a good band
November 16, 2024 at 4:12 AM
no doubt was such a good band
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everyone tells you to let your faucets leak when it's below freezing but nobody tells you to let your bidet spray everywhere too
January 25, 2026 at 9:49 PM
everyone tells you to let your faucets leak when it's below freezing but nobody tells you to let your bidet spray everywhere too
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Hail and well met traveler, what brings you to town today?
_______________________________
🔹The McRib is back!(Lie)
🔹The McRib is back!(Threaten)
👉The McRib is back!(Seduce)
🔹The McRib is back!(Intimidate)
_______________________________
🔹The McRib is back!(Lie)
🔹The McRib is back!(Threaten)
👉The McRib is back!(Seduce)
🔹The McRib is back!(Intimidate)
January 25, 2026 at 1:57 PM
Hail and well met traveler, what brings you to town today?
_______________________________
🔹The McRib is back!(Lie)
🔹The McRib is back!(Threaten)
👉The McRib is back!(Seduce)
🔹The McRib is back!(Intimidate)
_______________________________
🔹The McRib is back!(Lie)
🔹The McRib is back!(Threaten)
👉The McRib is back!(Seduce)
🔹The McRib is back!(Intimidate)
I was the first person to get the idea to take a picture of this sign. Everyone else has been ripping me off since
January 25, 2026 at 12:53 AM
I was the first person to get the idea to take a picture of this sign. Everyone else has been ripping me off since
Fine, I'll say it: Seattle is a nice city and I like to come here
January 25, 2026 at 12:13 AM
Fine, I'll say it: Seattle is a nice city and I like to come here
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It's bad luck to say mcdonalds, you're supposed to call it The Scottish Restaurant
January 24, 2026 at 6:29 PM
It's bad luck to say mcdonalds, you're supposed to call it The Scottish Restaurant
Jalapeño Dr. Bronner's
January 24, 2026 at 6:27 PM
Jalapeño Dr. Bronner's
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Laying in bed fantasising about being a hexagon cos I need more sides to sleep on
January 16, 2026 at 11:56 PM
Laying in bed fantasising about being a hexagon cos I need more sides to sleep on
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INSIDE PAUL MCCARTNEY'S NOTEBOOK
C G
Nurse Nancy's feeling fancy dancy
Am F
At jamborees with Brother Jim
*
INSIDE JOHN LENNON'S NOTEBOOK
To Do:
☑️ look up more slurs for wife
C G
Nurse Nancy's feeling fancy dancy
Am F
At jamborees with Brother Jim
*
INSIDE JOHN LENNON'S NOTEBOOK
To Do:
☑️ look up more slurs for wife
January 23, 2026 at 8:14 PM
INSIDE PAUL MCCARTNEY'S NOTEBOOK
C G
Nurse Nancy's feeling fancy dancy
Am F
At jamborees with Brother Jim
*
INSIDE JOHN LENNON'S NOTEBOOK
To Do:
☑️ look up more slurs for wife
C G
Nurse Nancy's feeling fancy dancy
Am F
At jamborees with Brother Jim
*
INSIDE JOHN LENNON'S NOTEBOOK
To Do:
☑️ look up more slurs for wife
"welcome to my home! Please don't get my dogs riled u--"
[My arm is already halfway down your dog's throat]
[My arm is already halfway down your dog's throat]
January 24, 2026 at 1:10 AM
"welcome to my home! Please don't get my dogs riled u--"
[My arm is already halfway down your dog's throat]
[My arm is already halfway down your dog's throat]
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(getting confused while telling someone off) eat a fucking book man
January 15, 2026 at 8:10 AM
(getting confused while telling someone off) eat a fucking book man
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that friday feeling
January 23, 2026 at 1:19 PM
that friday feeling
The train pervert has logged on
January 23, 2026 at 4:51 PM
The train pervert has logged on
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Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
January 23, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
Instead of Excel, they should have called it Microsoft Number
January 23, 2026 at 3:35 PM
Instead of Excel, they should have called it Microsoft Number