Scotty Ray
@theterminizer.bsky.social
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Scotty Ray
@theterminizer.bsky.social
· Aug 30
replacing Batman fight onomatopoeiae with old midwestern brewery names
Some day when these kind of headphone adapters become currency, I'm gonna be filthy rich
November 27, 2025 at 6:25 AM
Some day when these kind of headphone adapters become currency, I'm gonna be filthy rich
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Going everywhere with the energy of my grandpa getting on the casino charter bus
June 21, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Going everywhere with the energy of my grandpa getting on the casino charter bus
It's the first thanksgiving without grandma. We usually don't bring anything, just show up and get handed wine and food, but I asked mom for grandma's famous frog eye salad recipe. I can't remember a holiday without it and it wouldn't feel right not having it on the table
November 27, 2025 at 2:29 AM
It's the first thanksgiving without grandma. We usually don't bring anything, just show up and get handed wine and food, but I asked mom for grandma's famous frog eye salad recipe. I can't remember a holiday without it and it wouldn't feel right not having it on the table
Jailbreaking my windshield wipers to add a setting so powerful it immediately flips my car over
November 26, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Jailbreaking my windshield wipers to add a setting so powerful it immediately flips my car over
Revolutionizing vehicular technology by inventing a flashing light that signals to other drivers what direction you're about to go
November 26, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Revolutionizing vehicular technology by inventing a flashing light that signals to other drivers what direction you're about to go
Me, an idiot: today is the perfect day to zip over to the office 50 miles away, surely no one will be out driving the day before thanksgiving
November 26, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Me, an idiot: today is the perfect day to zip over to the office 50 miles away, surely no one will be out driving the day before thanksgiving
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[argument at thanksgiving dinner]
wife: *whispering to me* don’t start taking sides this time
me: why not? *sliding roast potatoes in pocket* they're too busy yelling to notice
wife: *whispering to me* don’t start taking sides this time
me: why not? *sliding roast potatoes in pocket* they're too busy yelling to notice
November 26, 2025 at 2:04 PM
[argument at thanksgiving dinner]
wife: *whispering to me* don’t start taking sides this time
me: why not? *sliding roast potatoes in pocket* they're too busy yelling to notice
wife: *whispering to me* don’t start taking sides this time
me: why not? *sliding roast potatoes in pocket* they're too busy yelling to notice
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Tina Turner on the Eiffel Tower — Peter Lindbergh, 1989
September 20, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Tina Turner on the Eiffel Tower — Peter Lindbergh, 1989
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[flour marketing meeting] let’s put it all over the outside of the package
November 26, 2025 at 5:37 AM
[flour marketing meeting] let’s put it all over the outside of the package
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Why burn a vacation day the day before Thanksgiving when you can simply get no work done?
November 26, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Why burn a vacation day the day before Thanksgiving when you can simply get no work done?
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If you bring your fancy peanut butter to the Home Depot paint dept they have to mix it for you
November 22, 2025 at 2:55 PM
If you bring your fancy peanut butter to the Home Depot paint dept they have to mix it for you
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SCULLY: It's impossible. There's no one on earth who could teach you to fit that many marshmallows in your mouth.
MULDER: Daff righ...... No one...... on urff...
MULDER: Daff righ...... No one...... on urff...
December 7, 2024 at 5:42 AM
SCULLY: It's impossible. There's no one on earth who could teach you to fit that many marshmallows in your mouth.
MULDER: Daff righ...... No one...... on urff...
MULDER: Daff righ...... No one...... on urff...
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session IPAs strewn across the battlefield. westernwear shirts torn snap from snap
You gotta go pick up your uncle, yeah he mixed up his medicines and went crazy yelling about Uncle Tupelo songs again
November 24, 2025 at 5:33 PM
session IPAs strewn across the battlefield. westernwear shirts torn snap from snap
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What's another word for this
November 23, 2025 at 3:28 PM
What's another word for this
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good morning! hope i get to read about what kind of music some white dude liked in 1987 today
November 23, 2025 at 3:49 PM
good morning! hope i get to read about what kind of music some white dude liked in 1987 today
There needs to be a way to mute a picture
November 23, 2025 at 5:40 PM
There needs to be a way to mute a picture
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guy who found god in prison: life is hard but through his grace we can conquer all
atheist who saw a ghost: i can explain this through science
guy whose grandpa invented Velcro: my dad says we can’t borrow his boat for Labor Day weekend so me and Tyler are gonna kill him
atheist who saw a ghost: i can explain this through science
guy whose grandpa invented Velcro: my dad says we can’t borrow his boat for Labor Day weekend so me and Tyler are gonna kill him
November 23, 2025 at 5:35 AM
guy who found god in prison: life is hard but through his grace we can conquer all
atheist who saw a ghost: i can explain this through science
guy whose grandpa invented Velcro: my dad says we can’t borrow his boat for Labor Day weekend so me and Tyler are gonna kill him
atheist who saw a ghost: i can explain this through science
guy whose grandpa invented Velcro: my dad says we can’t borrow his boat for Labor Day weekend so me and Tyler are gonna kill him
SAVE THE DRUM SOLO
Did you know that drum solos have decreased 95% since 1974? If these trends continue, the drum solo could be extinct by 2030. Do your part by giving your drummer a solo today
Did you know that drum solos have decreased 95% since 1974? If these trends continue, the drum solo could be extinct by 2030. Do your part by giving your drummer a solo today
November 23, 2025 at 7:12 AM
SAVE THE DRUM SOLO
Did you know that drum solos have decreased 95% since 1974? If these trends continue, the drum solo could be extinct by 2030. Do your part by giving your drummer a solo today
Did you know that drum solos have decreased 95% since 1974? If these trends continue, the drum solo could be extinct by 2030. Do your part by giving your drummer a solo today
Lotta grey hair at this concert
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Oh man, that includes me
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Oh man, that includes me
November 23, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Lotta grey hair at this concert
...
Oh man, that includes me
...
Oh man, that includes me
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Amazing incorrect lyrics on the karaoke machine yesterday
November 22, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Amazing incorrect lyrics on the karaoke machine yesterday
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My husband, son, daughter, dog and truck are all named Dakota
November 22, 2025 at 3:10 PM
My husband, son, daughter, dog and truck are all named Dakota