Scotty Ray
@theterminizer.bsky.social
all my posts go viral, they're just asymptomatic
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Scotty Ray
@theterminizer.bsky.social
· Aug 30
replacing Batman fight onomatopoeiae with old midwestern brewery names
I was the first person to get the idea to take a picture of this sign. Everyone else has been ripping me off since
January 25, 2026 at 12:53 AM
I was the first person to get the idea to take a picture of this sign. Everyone else has been ripping me off since
Fine, I'll say it: Seattle is a nice city and I like to come here
January 25, 2026 at 12:13 AM
Fine, I'll say it: Seattle is a nice city and I like to come here
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It's bad luck to say mcdonalds, you're supposed to call it The Scottish Restaurant
January 24, 2026 at 6:29 PM
It's bad luck to say mcdonalds, you're supposed to call it The Scottish Restaurant
Jalapeño Dr. Bronner's
January 24, 2026 at 6:27 PM
Jalapeño Dr. Bronner's
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Laying in bed fantasising about being a hexagon cos I need more sides to sleep on
January 16, 2026 at 11:56 PM
Laying in bed fantasising about being a hexagon cos I need more sides to sleep on
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INSIDE PAUL MCCARTNEY'S NOTEBOOK
C G
Nurse Nancy's feeling fancy dancy
Am F
At jamborees with Brother Jim
*
INSIDE JOHN LENNON'S NOTEBOOK
To Do:
☑️ look up more slurs for wife
C G
Nurse Nancy's feeling fancy dancy
Am F
At jamborees with Brother Jim
*
INSIDE JOHN LENNON'S NOTEBOOK
To Do:
☑️ look up more slurs for wife
January 23, 2026 at 8:14 PM
INSIDE PAUL MCCARTNEY'S NOTEBOOK
C G
Nurse Nancy's feeling fancy dancy
Am F
At jamborees with Brother Jim
*
INSIDE JOHN LENNON'S NOTEBOOK
To Do:
☑️ look up more slurs for wife
C G
Nurse Nancy's feeling fancy dancy
Am F
At jamborees with Brother Jim
*
INSIDE JOHN LENNON'S NOTEBOOK
To Do:
☑️ look up more slurs for wife
"welcome to my home! Please don't get my dogs riled u--"
[My arm is already halfway down your dog's throat]
[My arm is already halfway down your dog's throat]
January 24, 2026 at 1:10 AM
"welcome to my home! Please don't get my dogs riled u--"
[My arm is already halfway down your dog's throat]
[My arm is already halfway down your dog's throat]
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(getting confused while telling someone off) eat a fucking book man
January 15, 2026 at 8:10 AM
(getting confused while telling someone off) eat a fucking book man
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that friday feeling
January 23, 2026 at 1:19 PM
that friday feeling
The train pervert has logged on
January 23, 2026 at 4:51 PM
The train pervert has logged on
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Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
January 23, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
Instead of Excel, they should have called it Microsoft Number
January 23, 2026 at 3:35 PM
Instead of Excel, they should have called it Microsoft Number
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Forcing my Primary Care Physician to watch the way I use q-tips in my ears and admit that it's fine
June 26, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Forcing my Primary Care Physician to watch the way I use q-tips in my ears and admit that it's fine
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I just thought everyone should see this
January 22, 2026 at 11:02 PM
I just thought everyone should see this
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I mentioned the Grateful Dead in discord chat, and they really got my ass with this one youtu.be/RhcEXk_pJ9c?...
MST3K Grateful Dead
YouTube video by GOrsi09
youtu.be
January 22, 2026 at 6:02 PM
I mentioned the Grateful Dead in discord chat, and they really got my ass with this one youtu.be/RhcEXk_pJ9c?...
Netflix videos could be about to turn the other way up
Netflix videos could be about to turn the other way up
Netflix videos could be about to turn the other way up
Netflix videos could be about to turn the other way up
www.independent.co.uk
January 22, 2026 at 4:16 PM
Netflix videos could be about to turn the other way up
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Probably the plane stuff, right?
May 20, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Probably the plane stuff, right?
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[making that guitar solo face as I type out a really good post]
January 21, 2026 at 8:51 PM
[making that guitar solo face as I type out a really good post]
I don't wake up first in our house so I know if It Happens overnight, if I haven't already been frantically awakened to the news, I'm not gonna have any fun surprises when I pick up my phone. There's never that little glimmer of hope first thing
January 21, 2026 at 5:00 PM
I don't wake up first in our house so I know if It Happens overnight, if I haven't already been frantically awakened to the news, I'm not gonna have any fun surprises when I pick up my phone. There's never that little glimmer of hope first thing
One of our most common acronyms at work is FFS and it doesn't matter what it actually stands for but you know what I say in my head every time I see it
January 21, 2026 at 4:58 PM
One of our most common acronyms at work is FFS and it doesn't matter what it actually stands for but you know what I say in my head every time I see it
It almost Happened during band practice last night which would be a cool time for It to Happen, but I've decided the best time would be in the stands at a Timbers/Thorns game. Imagine the scene: someone gets an alert on their phone, word starts spreading, little pockets of hubbub start happening...
January 21, 2026 at 4:36 PM
It almost Happened during band practice last night which would be a cool time for It to Happen, but I've decided the best time would be in the stands at a Timbers/Thorns game. Imagine the scene: someone gets an alert on their phone, word starts spreading, little pockets of hubbub start happening...
This is utterly brilliant comedy
Pee-Wee Feeding Dog
YouTube video by brianpergande
youtu.be
January 21, 2026 at 6:20 AM
This is utterly brilliant comedy