Tom Myers
@thetommyers.bsky.social
Comic | Podcaster | Baseball Announcer | Cat Dad 🐈
My podcast "Tom Myers vs. the Rest of the World" is available on Patreon, YouTube and wherever you get your podcasts.
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My podcast "Tom Myers vs. the Rest of the World" is available on Patreon, YouTube and wherever you get your podcasts.
Booking/Press/Queries: https://www.tommyers.us/contact
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Tom Myers
@thetommyers.bsky.social
· Dec 24
Well, wouldn't you know it? This place seems like the old place (our collective "X") without the racism, disinformation and bots. That old chapter is closed and a new one starts. This Twitter refugee has found a new virtual domicile for self-promotion. Behold: I post here now. #TomTown #TeamMyers
When it's affecting shopping at Home Depot, then not even a drain snake can clear that clog.
November 25, 2025 at 3:21 PM
When it's affecting shopping at Home Depot, then not even a drain snake can clear that clog.
Trump was right. I *am* getting tired of all of this winning.
Judge tosses James Comey and Letitia James indictments. @anacabrera.bsky.social has the latest.
November 25, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Trump was right. I *am* getting tired of all of this winning.
The only thing Marco Rubio held back is that the guy who wrote up the plan was tossed off a Moscow high-rise last week.
JD Vance, Jared Kushner, and Steve Witkoff just drafted a plan that would effectively hand Ukraine over to Putin. But what were they really trying to do?
November 25, 2025 at 3:17 PM
The only thing Marco Rubio held back is that the guy who wrote up the plan was tossed off a Moscow high-rise last week.
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November 24, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Support a Harford County-based radio station and stream the latest episode of TOM MYERS VS. THE REST OF THE WORLD with Polite Kitty, Chipp Jones, Valerie Paschall, and Nicole Blessing. It streams tonight at 11 ET on Odyssey Radio. odysseyradio.wixsite.com/listen
Check out a new podcast started by my friend Joshua Postel! "Drink the Bleach" has done what no other podcast has: put him in the driver's seat. Co-hosted and co-executive produced by yours truly, "Drink the Bleach" is available wherever you get your podcasts!
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Episode 1 | Drink the Bleach
A Jew, a Muslim, and a Catholic (Don't Let it Get to You)
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November 24, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Check out a new podcast started by my friend Joshua Postel! "Drink the Bleach" has done what no other podcast has: put him in the driver's seat. Co-hosted and co-executive produced by yours truly, "Drink the Bleach" is available wherever you get your podcasts!
shows.acast.com/drinktheblea...
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Ripken Baseball season number 14 is in the books! I just wrapped up my 73rd championship game (of which 17 of them were of the 1v2 kind) out of a total of 330 tournament games this season. (1/2)
November 23, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Ripken Baseball season number 14 is in the books! I just wrapped up my 73rd championship game (of which 17 of them were of the 1v2 kind) out of a total of 330 tournament games this season. (1/2)
The one benefit of it being this cold in the Mid-Atlantic is that it preserves Trump just like it preserves that pot roast that's about to go bad.
honestly: real talk - a lot better than those horrid suits he normally wears
quite a look for Trump today
November 23, 2025 at 4:47 AM
The one benefit of it being this cold in the Mid-Atlantic is that it preserves Trump just like it preserves that pot roast that's about to go bad.
Reposted by Tom Myers
Reposted by Tom Myers
Memo to reporters: If you call Trump "Fatso" or "Moron" he'll consider it respectful so long as you say it to his fat moronic face
November 20, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Memo to reporters: If you call Trump "Fatso" or "Moron" he'll consider it respectful so long as you say it to his fat moronic face
Reposted by Tom Myers
SARGENT: You said when you went to Capitol Police, you actually filed a threat complaint against the president?
HOULAHAN: Yes, our office did
@gregsargent.bsky.social: Your office wrote in "Donald J Trump" as person delivering the threat?
H: The president
Full ep: newrepublic.com/article/2034...
HOULAHAN: Yes, our office did
@gregsargent.bsky.social: Your office wrote in "Donald J Trump" as person delivering the threat?
H: The president
Full ep: newrepublic.com/article/2034...
November 21, 2025 at 3:12 PM
SARGENT: You said when you went to Capitol Police, you actually filed a threat complaint against the president?
HOULAHAN: Yes, our office did
@gregsargent.bsky.social: Your office wrote in "Donald J Trump" as person delivering the threat?
H: The president
Full ep: newrepublic.com/article/2034...
HOULAHAN: Yes, our office did
@gregsargent.bsky.social: Your office wrote in "Donald J Trump" as person delivering the threat?
H: The president
Full ep: newrepublic.com/article/2034...
A new project in which I'm participating. Fear not! "Tom Myers vs. the Rest of the World" won't be going anywhere, but it will help fight autocracy and fascism and save democracy as a partnership! Tune into "Drink the Bleach" wherever you get your podcasts!
shows.acast.com/drinktheblea...
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Episode 1 | Drink the Bleach
A Jew, a Muslim, and a Catholic (Don't Let it Get to You)
shows.acast.com
November 22, 2025 at 3:27 AM
A new project in which I'm participating. Fear not! "Tom Myers vs. the Rest of the World" won't be going anywhere, but it will help fight autocracy and fascism and save democracy as a partnership! Tune into "Drink the Bleach" wherever you get your podcasts!
shows.acast.com/drinktheblea...
shows.acast.com/drinktheblea...
If I was Dick Cheney, I would have made sure Trump and Vance were invited to my funeral just to say to people, "If you thought my policies and human rights record were shyt, just look at *these* fuckers!"
November 21, 2025 at 4:58 AM
If I was Dick Cheney, I would have made sure Trump and Vance were invited to my funeral just to say to people, "If you thought my policies and human rights record were shyt, just look at *these* fuckers!"
I wonder if he thinks that's going to stop Trump from deporting his grandparents.
Even people who say they support JD Vance don't actually like JD Vance.
November 21, 2025 at 4:54 AM
I wonder if he thinks that's going to stop Trump from deporting his grandparents.
Finally, a close competitor for the worst political figure to come out of an Ohio school since Jim Jordan.
One of the greatest self-owns of all-time. Want to know the character of our school? We're just like JD Vance!
November 21, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Finally, a close competitor for the worst political figure to come out of an Ohio school since Jim Jordan.
Only because of the Botox.
Karoline Leavitt just has one of those faces, you know?
November 21, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Only because of the Botox.
If there is characteristic of a celebrity based in the DMV (DC/Maryland/Virginia), it's that we feel entitled to as much free shit as possible for the work we do providing mindless entertainment to the masses.
Former "Real Housewives of Potomac" star Mia Thornton was arrested after allegedly stealing thousands in furniture from a rental property, according to authorities.
'Real Housewives of Potomac' Mia Thornton arrested after allegedly stealing $11k in furniture
Thornton, 40, allegedly stole the furniture from an Atlanta rental property, police said.
nbcnews.to
November 21, 2025 at 4:46 AM
If there is characteristic of a celebrity based in the DMV (DC/Maryland/Virginia), it's that we feel entitled to as much free shit as possible for the work we do providing mindless entertainment to the masses.
By unbanning the swastika in the military, Trump is doing his best in taking anti-Semitism out of universities and putting it where he feels it belongs: in a situation where everyone is heavily armed to the teeth.
November 21, 2025 at 4:44 AM
By unbanning the swastika in the military, Trump is doing his best in taking anti-Semitism out of universities and putting it where he feels it belongs: in a situation where everyone is heavily armed to the teeth.
Reposted by Tom Myers
This was an IQ test.
November 20, 2025 at 11:30 PM
This was an IQ test.
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November 20, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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Everybody.
November 20, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Everybody.
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Charlie Kirk: A Look Back at Deception | Tom Myers vs. the Rest of the World
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November 20, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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An all-new episode of TOM MYERS VS. THE REST OF THE WORLD just dropped. Polite Kitty, Chipp Jones, Valerie Paschall, and Nicole Blessing join me to discuss Charlie Kirk's legacy. Listen now on Patreon, YouTube, and wherever you get your podcasts. shows.acast.com/tom-myers-vs...
November 20, 2025 at 3:13 PM
An all-new episode of TOM MYERS VS. THE REST OF THE WORLD just dropped. Polite Kitty, Chipp Jones, Valerie Paschall, and Nicole Blessing join me to discuss Charlie Kirk's legacy. Listen now on Patreon, YouTube, and wherever you get your podcasts. shows.acast.com/tom-myers-vs...
An all-new episode of TOM MYERS VS. THE REST OF THE WORLD drops tomorrow. Polite Kitty, Chipp Jones, Valerie Paschall, and Nicole Blessing join me to discuss Charlie Kirk's the political climate, etc. Listen tomorrow morning at 10 ET on my Patreon, YouTube, and wherever you get your podcasts.
November 19, 2025 at 8:07 PM
An all-new episode of TOM MYERS VS. THE REST OF THE WORLD drops tomorrow. Polite Kitty, Chipp Jones, Valerie Paschall, and Nicole Blessing join me to discuss Charlie Kirk's the political climate, etc. Listen tomorrow morning at 10 ET on my Patreon, YouTube, and wherever you get your podcasts.
An all-new episode of TOM MYERS VS. THE REST OF THE WORLD with Polite Kitty, Chipp Jones, Valerie Paschall, and Nicole Blessing streams on my YouTube channel tomorrow morning at 9:30 ET. Hang out in the chat and even support the show with a financial contribution!
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Episode 137 (Remembering Charlie Kirk ... Accurately!) | Tom Myers vs. the Rest of the World
YouTube video by Tom Myers
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November 19, 2025 at 5:54 PM
An all-new episode of TOM MYERS VS. THE REST OF THE WORLD with Polite Kitty, Chipp Jones, Valerie Paschall, and Nicole Blessing streams on my YouTube channel tomorrow morning at 9:30 ET. Hang out in the chat and even support the show with a financial contribution!
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Just wrapped up recording an all-new episode of TOM MYERS VS. THE REST OF THE WORLD with Polite Kitty, Chipp Jones, Valerie Paschall, and Nicole Blessing. We talk about Charlie Kirk, the political atmosphere, climate, etc. It drops Thursday on Patreon, YouTube, and wherever you get your podcasts.
November 19, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Just wrapped up recording an all-new episode of TOM MYERS VS. THE REST OF THE WORLD with Polite Kitty, Chipp Jones, Valerie Paschall, and Nicole Blessing. We talk about Charlie Kirk, the political atmosphere, climate, etc. It drops Thursday on Patreon, YouTube, and wherever you get your podcasts.