🏴‍☠️ wafflestomper ☠️
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brain rot and empathy he/him
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eh cliches are underrated 🤷🏻‍♂️ do what you want and enjoy what you do. it’s more fun that way. only alive once etc ☺️
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thanks 🥰 I love having lighter coloured hair
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Aaaah yes these kinds of pics always hit 🤌🏻
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this straight white american couple in front of me in the check-in cue will not stop making out. and they’re grown up.
queer pda = subversive and punk
str8 pda = annoying and gross

aggressively rolling my eyes at them whenever they come up for air
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the goji berry battle is a dark stain on our history…
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Unc is old, which is the absolute worst thing you could be in their opinion lol
apart from “cringe”, which I feel you automatically are if you’re unc
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at a vegan restaurant in the airport populated by no less than 12 Gen Z girls who all look like the same girl but in different fonts. I’ve no doubt that they would describe me as both “unc” and “chopped”
My face card
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instagram reels are just now learning that the rapture that never happened.
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my tilandsia started blooming this week for the first time ever. it’s made me so happy. just been staring at it with a silly smile on my face
a spiky looking pale green plant with a dark purple / indigo and heliotrope coloured bloom beginning to peek out
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Crazy how many people think Halloween is American when the name is too creative for a country whose other holidays include Flag Day, 4th of July, and President's Day.
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only coz I've spent like 5 years tuning my algorithms to only see the detritus I want 😛
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tell the people who were looking for jesus that they can stop coz he’s right here