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michael
@thewrongfork.bsky.social
Make no mistake, I live in a prison. That I built myself, it is my religion.
So that’s what woke me up in the middle of the night and scared the shit out of my cat.
July 31, 2025 at 12:09 PM
big mood. huge.
July 23, 2025 at 10:52 PM
I took these two pictures 10 years ago at surrounded by people still love and care about to celebrate marriage equality becoming the law of the land.

Didn't ever think we'd be back to a world in which marriage equality would be in doubt, but here we are.

No matter what, love wins.
June 26, 2025 at 6:42 PM
If I had to see this, so do y’all.
June 25, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Because I am an adult and I can do what I want, I just dipped a chicken tendie in buffalo chicken dip. I regret nothing.
May 22, 2025 at 1:01 AM
i was about to be very annoyed with someone for scheduling a meeting before 9:00am and then i realized it was me that scheduled it.
May 14, 2025 at 12:58 PM
This is what $27,000 worth of medication looks like. Healthcare in this country is broken. I am employed and have awesome insurance, out of pocket this costs me virtually nothing. Neither of those things should be the determining factor in access to potentially life changing and saving medication.
May 7, 2025 at 9:08 PM
i didn't lose an airpod, or both airpods, i lost the airpod case?
March 30, 2025 at 7:26 PM
y'all. it is 19° in chicago right now, with a windchill of 6°, there is like 2 or 3 inches of snow on the ground. why in god's name did i see a person jogging in shorts and a hoodie at 7:00am this morning?
February 13, 2025 at 3:11 PM
February 5, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Daddy’s little elderly money pit is having 4 - 6 teeth extracted today. She needs a job. She got bills. (But look how cute she is!)
December 9, 2024 at 6:07 PM
emotional support silver acquired.
November 17, 2024 at 3:02 PM
November 16, 2024 at 2:26 PM