michael
@thewrongfork.bsky.social
Make no mistake, I live in a prison. That I built myself, it is my religion.
I should have blocked you a long time ago.
September 28, 2025 at 3:20 PM
I should have blocked you a long time ago.
Why are you like this dad?
September 25, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Why are you like this dad?
You can actually sleep until 9am? At our big age? Jealous.
September 24, 2025 at 9:51 PM
You can actually sleep until 9am? At our big age? Jealous.
Girl I will sponsor the cat, go get one!
September 15, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Girl I will sponsor the cat, go get one!
Its correct pronunciation is one of the most confusing ones I’ve ever found in the French language.
September 7, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Its correct pronunciation is one of the most confusing ones I’ve ever found in the French language.
You’ve been dad for a long time.
September 2, 2025 at 1:38 PM
You’ve been dad for a long time.
I’m not seeing the problem here.
August 31, 2025 at 3:02 PM
I’m not seeing the problem here.
I eat ass, I’d survive as long as I didn’t chip a tooth.
August 26, 2025 at 10:45 PM
I eat ass, I’d survive as long as I didn’t chip a tooth.
I’m sorry WHAT? Give me this.
August 24, 2025 at 2:50 PM
I’m sorry WHAT? Give me this.
Samesies. Scrambled with cheese, deviled, egg salad. Love all them bitches.
August 24, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Samesies. Scrambled with cheese, deviled, egg salad. Love all them bitches.
Me @ my “job”
a black and white cat is sitting on a table with its paw on a laptop computer .
ALT: a black and white cat is sitting on a table with its paw on a laptop computer .
media.tenor.com
August 19, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Me @ my “job”
Gays don’t have jobs, Taber.
August 19, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Gays don’t have jobs, Taber.