michael
@thewrongfork.bsky.social
Make no mistake, I live in a prison. That I built myself, it is my religion.
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Spock when he's in trouble:
October 8, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Spock when he's in trouble:
WHY IS IT 85° IN OCTOBER? I live in Chicago, for fucks sake.
October 3, 2025 at 7:57 PM
WHY IS IT 85° IN OCTOBER? I live in Chicago, for fucks sake.
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*when you had one hell of a weekend but all the charges were delayed.*
BREAKING: The number of jobs created in August has been revised from 54,000 down to -3,000.
October 1, 2025 at 2:35 PM
*when you had one hell of a weekend but all the charges were delayed.*
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Disrespectfully over here
Respectfully, you shouldn’t have kids if you’re homophobic.
September 30, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Disrespectfully over here
I love Chicago.
A man here is passing around Italian beefs to people protesting Border Patrol.
September 28, 2025 at 3:22 PM
I love Chicago.
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RFK Jr. is an awful, terrible, no good, very bad man. He is vastly unqualified for his role. Fault him for many things, but not being a self-admitted recovering addict. Addiction is a disease people can’t often control without medical and mental health intervention, just like other diseases.
September 7, 2025 at 9:09 PM
RFK Jr. is an awful, terrible, no good, very bad man. He is vastly unqualified for his role. Fault him for many things, but not being a self-admitted recovering addict. Addiction is a disease people can’t often control without medical and mental health intervention, just like other diseases.
this bussy is comatose unless the hotel is 4.7 or above and has at least 2 michelin keys.
Scientifically the vagina will remain in a dormant state if the hotel has less than a 4.1 star rating.
August 27, 2025 at 9:48 PM
this bussy is comatose unless the hotel is 4.7 or above and has at least 2 michelin keys.
cardigan weather >>>
August 25, 2025 at 11:41 AM
cardigan weather >>>
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It's national "Whats going on with mycareer" day
August 19, 2025 at 2:03 PM
It's national "Whats going on with mycareer" day
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PLEASE
stop putting ube and matcha in everything omfg
August 15, 2025 at 3:27 PM
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PLEASE
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27 years ago, two years after the introduction of effective HIV treatment, the Bay Area Reporter, San Francisco’s lesbian and gay community newspaper, ran ‘No Obits’ as its headline.
It was the first edition not to report an AIDS death in almost 15 years.
It was the first edition not to report an AIDS death in almost 15 years.
August 13, 2025 at 6:56 AM
27 years ago, two years after the introduction of effective HIV treatment, the Bay Area Reporter, San Francisco’s lesbian and gay community newspaper, ran ‘No Obits’ as its headline.
It was the first edition not to report an AIDS death in almost 15 years.
It was the first edition not to report an AIDS death in almost 15 years.
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So that’s what woke me up in the middle of the night and scared the shit out of my cat.
July 31, 2025 at 12:09 PM
So that’s what woke me up in the middle of the night and scared the shit out of my cat.
One day I will learn not to fry bacon without a blouse on. Unfortunately, that day is not today.
Ouch.
Ouch.
July 30, 2025 at 1:23 PM
One day I will learn not to fry bacon without a blouse on. Unfortunately, that day is not today.
Ouch.
Ouch.
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Having cats in the house is like living with art that sometimes throws up on the carpet 🖤
#BlackCatFuriday #LifeWithCats #BlackCat #cats
#BlackCatFuriday #LifeWithCats #BlackCat #cats
July 25, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Having cats in the house is like living with art that sometimes throws up on the carpet 🖤
#BlackCatFuriday #LifeWithCats #BlackCat #cats
#BlackCatFuriday #LifeWithCats #BlackCat #cats
i am literally allergic to sunlight and have heat sensitivity issues made worse by drugs i have to take to stay alive and functional.
fuck summer. and if you like this hellish season, fuck you too.
fuck summer. and if you like this hellish season, fuck you too.
July 23, 2025 at 11:01 PM
i am literally allergic to sunlight and have heat sensitivity issues made worse by drugs i have to take to stay alive and functional.
fuck summer. and if you like this hellish season, fuck you too.
fuck summer. and if you like this hellish season, fuck you too.
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My favorite thing about myself is I'm 0 months pregnant
July 23, 2025 at 3:45 PM
My favorite thing about myself is I'm 0 months pregnant
She did what with a who for how long?
Oh dear.
Oh dear.
Laverne Cox revealing she dated a MAGA NYPD Cop for three years is a choice.
July 23, 2025 at 12:48 AM
She did what with a who for how long?
Oh dear.
Oh dear.
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I managed to sleep until almost 9:00am. Bless.
July 4, 2025 at 1:57 PM
I managed to sleep until almost 9:00am. Bless.
Lies, fallacies, and falsehoods.
Did you know that being gay actually makes you gay?
July 3, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Lies, fallacies, and falsehoods.
well the fourth of july is the traditional opening of shoot a bitch season in chicago but damn.
Drive-by shooting in Chicago leaves 4 dead and 14 others wounded, police say.
Drive-by shooting in Chicago leaves 4 dead and 14 others wounded, police say
Police say four people have died from gunshot wounds and 14 others have been hospitalized following a drive-by shooting in Chicago.
bit.ly
July 3, 2025 at 11:30 AM
well the fourth of july is the traditional opening of shoot a bitch season in chicago but damn.
I took these two pictures 10 years ago at surrounded by people still love and care about to celebrate marriage equality becoming the law of the land.
Didn't ever think we'd be back to a world in which marriage equality would be in doubt, but here we are.
No matter what, love wins.
Didn't ever think we'd be back to a world in which marriage equality would be in doubt, but here we are.
No matter what, love wins.
June 26, 2025 at 6:42 PM
I took these two pictures 10 years ago at surrounded by people still love and care about to celebrate marriage equality becoming the law of the land.
Didn't ever think we'd be back to a world in which marriage equality would be in doubt, but here we are.
No matter what, love wins.
Didn't ever think we'd be back to a world in which marriage equality would be in doubt, but here we are.
No matter what, love wins.