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They/Thempress of the Damned @theythem.press · 13h

ok, i will admit that this was strangely cathartic.

a chat log that reads:

User: What can I Use macros to make decision making
ChatGPMe: you cannot.
User: Can I use macros maybe in excel
ChatGPMe: yeah, but not for decision-making.
User: What can I use VBA to do in excel
ChatGPMe: automate tasks.
User: Can I use VBA to improve my decision making
ChatGPMe: no.
User: Can I use text data to improve my decision making
ChatGPMe: i mean, technically speaking, yes.
User: How can I use text data to make my decision making
ChatGPMe: i'd probably start with reading some books, chief.
User: Give me some book that I can read
ChatGPMe: based on our chat history, you might consider The Very Hungry Caterpillar by Eric Carle.

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They/Thempress of the Damned @theythem.press · 13h

woof. what a week.

a bald femme wearing a black dress with a black blazer over it, hear ears adorned with black hoop earrings with a jawbone in the center of it.

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They/Thempress of the Damned @theythem.press · 21h

those are my emotional support Culver's bags

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A Smol Pumpkin 🎃 @zoealicempls.bsky.social · 21h

hey, those oreos are prescription

They/Thempress of the Damned @theythem.press · 21h

if you get into a trans femme's car, you're either fighting for space with several layers of garbage and takeout bags, or it's unnervingly, almost serial-killer clean.

there is no inbetween.

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They/Thempress of the Damned @theythem.press · 21h

if you get into a trans femme's car, you're either fighting for space with several layers of garbage and takeout bags, or it's unnervingly, almost serial-killer clean.

there is no inbetween.

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They/Thempress of the Damned @theythem.press · 21h

the haters are just jealous that no one has taken the effort to leash train them, smdh

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They/Thempress of the Damned @theythem.press · 22h

heaven forbid a woman eat according to her appetite.

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They/Thempress of the Damned @theythem.press · 22h

nah, i mean, i feel for her. i wouldn't know what to say if i were in her shoes. my fiancé is a therapist and says that they're all kinda scrambling to figure out how to deal with this.

doesn't make it any less frustrating, mind.

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They/Thempress of the Damned @theythem.press · 1d

why yes, dear therapist, i definitely believe you that doing some light stretching and breathing exercises every day is totally going to help me with the all-encompassing, crushing anxiety and existential dread i've been experiencing lately. fantastic.

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They/Thempress of the Damned @theythem.press · 2d

yeah, well, could a "burnt out, neurodivergent queer" do THIS?

a bald femme in a black dress and a thick, steel necklace, and dramatic eye makeup poses in front of a painted wall with a backpack on her back.

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They/Thempress of the Damned @theythem.press · 2d

awwwwwwwwww good puppy. 💜

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They/Thempress of the Damned @theythem.press · 2d

yeah, well, could a "burnt out, neurodivergent queer" do THIS?

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They/Thempress of the Damned @theythem.press · 3d

love it when algorithmic recommendation all but calls me a slur.

a steam recommendation that reads “Baldur’s Gate 3 - Since you recently played Hardcoded”

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They/Thempress of the Damned @theythem.press · 4d

actual footage of me injecting estrogen

max @gaydragon.bsky.social · 5d

action/platformer speedruns: yea we have to do 100 frame perfect tricks to clip through all these sections and it's all skill based and precise practice and speed

old jrpg speedruns: WE HAVE TO TORTURE THE GAME BY RIPPING ITS SOUL OUT AND REPLACING IT WITH DR MARIO TO FORCE IT TO DO OUR BIDDING

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max @gaydragon.bsky.social · 5d

action/platformer speedruns: yea we have to do 100 frame perfect tricks to clip through all these sections and it's all skill based and precise practice and speed

old jrpg speedruns: WE HAVE TO TORTURE THE GAME BY RIPPING ITS SOUL OUT AND REPLACING IT WITH DR MARIO TO FORCE IT TO DO OUR BIDDING

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They/Thempress of the Damned @theythem.press · 5d

like, the idea is so silly, but the execution is just downright IMPRESSIVE

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They/Thempress of the Damned @theythem.press · 5d

the sheer amount of effort this took is incredible. remixing samples is one thing, but recording vocals for the finale is so goddamned unhinged.

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They/Thempress of the Damned @theythem.press · 5d

it's so fucking ridiculous and extra and i can't even begin to imagine how much time it took to make what amounts to an extended shitpost. that kind of commitment to the bit that extends far past reason is so inspiring.

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They/Thempress of the Damned @theythem.press · 5d

i've been remiss in my duty to proselytize the good word about Slamilton!

if you've ever wanted the story of Space Jam to be told thru the medium of Hamilton mashups, you're in for such a treat.

if you've never considered it before, you're missing out on one of the greatest pieces of internet art.

Slamilton - A Basketball Musical (Full Album)

YouTube video by Psynwav

www.youtube.com

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They/Thempress of the Damned @theythem.press · 5d

big big big fan of tessellating patterns. 💜

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They/Thempress of the Damned @theythem.press · 6d

:3

a bald femme in a catstooth dress standing in front of shelves lined with board games

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Valerie Halla @valeriehalla.dicot.moe · 8d

human sex hormones are lifesaving medication etc etc etc but i also think you should just be allowed to play with them without having to ask for permission first. what’s the fucking point of a cyberpunk dystopia where you can’t even impulse buy some cross-sex hormone therapy at the gas station

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They/Thempress of the Damned @theythem.press · 6d

honestly, even if the cut of the dress was half as flattering, i’d probably still get it for the pattern alone lol

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They/Thempress of the Damned @theythem.press · 6d

hiiiii! happy to see you! :3

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They/Thempress of the Damned @theythem.press · 6d

:3

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