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zoealicempls.bsky.social
A Smol Pumpkin 🎃
@zoealicempls.bsky.social
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hi, I’m Zoë, and I’m a fucking delight 36 🔞| Married | Minneapolis fan godslittleravioli.tumblr.com
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A Smol Pumpkin 🎃 @zoealicempls.bsky.social · Aug 30
read: godzilla for america’s libraries, with an image of a mild godzilla reading a book about himself
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A Smol Pumpkin 🎃 @zoealicempls.bsky.social · 2h
hey o
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A Smol Pumpkin 🎃 @zoealicempls.bsky.social · 11h
we lost to original lesbians but placed third
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A Smol Pumpkin 🎃 @zoealicempls.bsky.social · 11h
The real battle is me and @poobisok.bsky.social arm wrestling
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A Smol Pumpkin 🎃 @zoealicempls.bsky.social · 12h
Tonight’s trivia is a battle between two teams of trans people: “lesbians” and “cooler lesbians”
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A Smol Pumpkin 🎃 @zoealicempls.bsky.social · 12h
Cooler lesbians are losing :(
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A Smol Pumpkin 🎃 @zoealicempls.bsky.social · 12h
Tonight’s trivia is a battle between two teams of trans people: “lesbians” and “cooler lesbians”
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A Smol Pumpkin 🎃 @zoealicempls.bsky.social · 17h
So happy to hear
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A Smol Pumpkin 🎃 @zoealicempls.bsky.social · 19h
me, not really paying attention during Top Gun
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A Smol Pumpkin 🎃 @zoealicempls.bsky.social · 22h
I confused this guy with Lee Hazelwood, who would be a superior choice despite being dead
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Andrew Mearns @mearns.bsky.social · 22h
lmao this dolt is beyond parody.
yeah Lee Greenwood, totally appealing to all audiences. you nailed it buddy
“Lee Greenwood for Super Bowl halftime show!” says the idiot
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A Smol Pumpkin 🎃 @zoealicempls.bsky.social · 23h
hey, those oreos are prescription
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They/Thempress of the Damned @theythem.press · 23h
if you get into a trans femme's car, you're either fighting for space with several layers of garbage and takeout bags, or it's unnervingly, almost serial-killer clean.

there is no inbetween.
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A Smol Pumpkin 🎃 @zoealicempls.bsky.social · 23h
you can tell whenever a PAC is funded by landlords because there will be thick white paint over the mailers
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A Smol Pumpkin 🎃 @zoealicempls.bsky.social · 2d
two years ago I got married in a wildflower labyrinth, on land that used to be owned by the same order of sisters that my great aunt/namesake belonged to
A wedding party, left to right, my sister in law, father in law, mother in law, wife, me, my mom, dad, brother and sister
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A Smol Pumpkin 🎃 @zoealicempls.bsky.social · 1d
guess it’s not the best rent control after all
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A Smol Pumpkin 🎃 @zoealicempls.bsky.social · 1d
ok but there is a price where you do need to own it
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A Smol Pumpkin 🎃 @zoealicempls.bsky.social · 1d
you can never be convinced by a jury because you have no peers. Krystal Swords forever
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byron coley @byroncoley.bsky.social · 2d
RIP CHRIS DREJA. those yardbirds sides still get regular play around here. there's no firewall on this link

www.nytimes.com/2025/10/06/a...
Chris Dreja, a Founding Member of the Yardbirds, Dies at 78
www.nytimes.com
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A Smol Pumpkin 🎃 @zoealicempls.bsky.social · 1d
Small, hybrid truck (like 90s ranger size) in the most basic spec possible for fleet/business use.
E-bike division
The other things that would make money are too depressing to utter, and the things I really want (2 door bronco sport, cute city car) would never sell in the US
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Jalopnik @jalopnik.bsky.social · 2d
If You Were Ford CEO For One Day, What Would You Do?
If You Were Ford CEO For One Day, What Would You Do?
What would you do if you were Ford's chief executive for a day?
www.jalopnik.com
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WFMU @wfmu.bsky.social · 1d
WFMU's Hellraiser Fundraiser continues through October! There's new swag, and special programs and events will happen throughout the month. Help us out with a donation and grab one of two new T-shirts. pledge.wfmu.org/donate/
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A Smol Pumpkin 🎃 @zoealicempls.bsky.social · 1d
… by Chuck Tingle
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mr. cannoli @boner.ink · Jul 20
country roads fuck my ass, suck my dick, play with my balls, west virginia gaping asshole, country roads suck me off
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A Smol Pumpkin 🎃 @zoealicempls.bsky.social · 2d
also, family reveal lol ig
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A Smol Pumpkin 🎃 @zoealicempls.bsky.social · 2d
about the same. it’s honestly for the best; those are not good eating
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A Smol Pumpkin 🎃 @zoealicempls.bsky.social · 2d
two years ago I got married in a wildflower labyrinth, on land that used to be owned by the same order of sisters that my great aunt/namesake belonged to
A wedding party, left to right, my sister in law, father in law, mother in law, wife, me, my mom, dad, brother and sister
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A Smol Pumpkin 🎃 @zoealicempls.bsky.social · 2d
I could demolish a twelve pack of those Zebra cakes that I’m pretty sure are just sweetened yoga mat
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.bsky.social · 2d
What foods do you love that you fully acknowledge make you a pervert for loving them?
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A Smol Pumpkin 🎃 @zoealicempls.bsky.social · 2d
I’d flee to scotland as soon as it happened
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A Smol Pumpkin 🎃 @zoealicempls.bsky.social · 2d
what’s the Brisbane CBD like these days?
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A Smol Pumpkin 🎃 @zoealicempls.bsky.social · 2d
if this expands to parmesan cheese, we ride at dawn
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Michael Derby @michaelsderby.bsky.social · 3d
Italy trying to get US to call off mega tariff on imported pasta that will double prices for American consumers. Via Reuters
Rome calls on US to reconsider extra tariff on pasta imports
With almost $800 million in exports, the U.S. is one of Italy's top three export markets for pasta, a staple of the country's culinary heritage and a substantial export commodity.
www.reuters.com
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