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Chunkin’ Deuces✌️
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Might stop and ask to pet your dog. I promise to never wear a quarter-zip or a hoodie with a blazer. Translated literature enthusiast. Third to the West. Ménard > Cervantes #FreePalestine
Poeltl just wanted to bump n grind a bit
December 10, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Assholes without chins should be barred from having beards.

Chinless men who don’t suck can beard all they want
December 10, 2025 at 3:43 AM
A Dick tease?
December 10, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Playing with friends as a kid, we’d just skate around getting into fights, never scoring so we could settle games via shootouts. Good times. Classic intro music to boot
December 10, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Are the monsters unionized? Is this allowed?
December 9, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Would’ve been deserved with Harbaugh playing for the FG instead of the win
December 9, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Everybody throw your hand up
December 8, 2025 at 11:23 PM
When the person falls while hanging Xmas lights and most of the lights are stiff and don’t budge at all *chef’s kiss
December 8, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Wish someone would smack him in the face with crudités
December 8, 2025 at 10:43 PM
How are these ‘markets’ even legal? I mean it’s unfettered greed yes but like they can spread false information to shift odds on their platforms and screw over users. It’s sad man
December 8, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Reposted by Chunkin’ Deuces✌️
Technically, it’s because he lunged into the ball (which caused his plant foot to be too close) while leaning away from his contact point (because his plant foot was too close) which made sure his hips stayed right (see above), but yeah, him being a dipshit is also accurate.
December 8, 2025 at 6:09 AM
A TD on 1 offensive touch; efficiency Arike could aspire to
December 8, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Jeez my feed must be really delayed. I just saw the sack play
December 8, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Fans of G-Eazy
December 8, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Please do
December 8, 2025 at 12:28 AM
McVay using two RBs instead of running one guy into the ground 👀👀👀
December 7, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Gen Z going to look like prunes at 35
December 7, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Since The Fifth Year is so short, I’ll add Five by Cesar Aira (New Directions)
December 7, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Looking at Wikipedia, three other novels have been translated — The Loft, The Jib Door and Nowhere Ending Sky — 🤞 New Directions reissues them in the coming years
December 7, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Was hoping for something longer — it’s a short one again at 80 pages — but The Wall and Killing Stella were so brilliant I’ll take anything I can get
December 7, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Looking at some winter/spring 2026 catalogs:

Monroe Girls - Antoine Volodine (Archipelago)

Universal Baseball Association - Robert Coover (NYRB)

The Fifth Year - Marlen Haushofer (New Directions)
December 6, 2025 at 5:43 PM