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Chunkin’ Deuces✌️

@thiccceywicket.bsky.social

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Might stop and ask to pet your dog. I promise to never wear a quarter-zip. Raptors, LV Aces, Ravens (as long as Lamar’s there). Translated fiction enthusiast. Third to the West. Ménard > Cervantes #FreePalestine

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Chunkin’ Deuces✌️ @thiccceywicket.bsky.social · 8h

Great call. Following suit

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BYCTOM @byctom.bsky.social · 21h

this is the most like a mike tyson's punch out guy i have ever seen anyone look

Brewers outfielder Sal Frelick making an intense face as he prepares to throw the ball

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Chunkin’ Deuces✌️ @thiccceywicket.bsky.social · 16h

At least those ads had catchy jingles. I almost picked up the phone once!

Chunkin’ Deuces✌️ @thiccceywicket.bsky.social · 16h

Is he related to Clippy?

Chunkin’ Deuces✌️ @thiccceywicket.bsky.social · 16h

Are you having trouble making money from your AI super intelligence that will cure all diseases and replace all workers? Pivot to porn

The Verge @theverge.com · 19h

Sam Altman says ChatGPT will soon sext with verified adults

ChatGPT is about to get flirty.

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Chunkin’ Deuces✌️ @thiccceywicket.bsky.social · 19h

I heard the inflatables don’t like the furries — they’re antifur

a man in a suit and tie is saying i 'll just leave .

Alt: a man in a suit and tie is saying i 'll just leave .

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Chunkin’ Deuces✌️ @thiccceywicket.bsky.social · 19h

Man who can only type using his index fingers: I love the typewriter. It forces me to slow down and think about what I’m writing

Lindsay Gibbs @lindsaygibbs.bsky.social · 19h

The metaphors have become sentient www.tiktok.com/t/ZTMy3RDpW/

Why I still use my typewriters every day (If anyone’s selling their typewriter let me know!) #uncfootball #football #typewriter #lombardi #checklist

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Chunkin’ Deuces✌️ @thiccceywicket.bsky.social · 19h

Is it the typewriter that makes Lombardi slow down or only being able to type with his index fingers that does it? We’ll never know

Chunkin’ Deuces✌️ @thiccceywicket.bsky.social · 1d

Because my team lost

Chunkin’ Deuces✌️ @thiccceywicket.bsky.social · 1d

I’d be onboard shelving memoirs in general

Chunkin’ Deuces✌️ @thiccceywicket.bsky.social · 1d

You have to admit the “Touch em all Joe!” call after the WS winning HR is an all-timer

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Tommy Siegel @tommysiegel.bsky.social · 1d

as I head back on tour, it feels like the right time to post this comprehensive guide to guitar straps

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Chunkin’ Deuces✌️ @thiccceywicket.bsky.social · 1d

There’s never been a good Booker prize winner

Rachel Feder @rachelfeder.bsky.social · 2d

Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat

Chunkin’ Deuces✌️ @thiccceywicket.bsky.social · 2d

A highly organized group of violent inflatable animal activists opposing the Furries, known as Antifur

Chunkin’ Deuces✌️ @thiccceywicket.bsky.social · 2d

And there are steroids turned sentient standing behind him. Embarrassing turn for Jays fans

grumpon.bsky.social @grumpon.bsky.social · 2d

Imagine wearing a plug the dumper shirt only to have him plug your team instead

Chunkin’ Deuces✌️ @thiccceywicket.bsky.social · 2d

Super excited to see Goodman in person in Toronto at Type at the end of November along with Caren Beilin and Sheila Heti

Chunkin’ Deuces✌️ @thiccceywicket.bsky.social · 2d

Picked up some bangers from Type Books in Toronto

@dorothyproject.bsky.social @coffeehousepress.bsky.social

💙📚 #BookSky #Books

Books bought today: Shadow Ticket - Thomas Pynchon, Helen of Nowhere - Makenna Goodman and The Endless Week - Laura Vasquez

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Chunkin’ Deuces✌️ @thiccceywicket.bsky.social · 2d

They each have racist looking chins

Chunkin’ Deuces✌️ @thiccceywicket.bsky.social · 2d

For Canadian Thanksgiving, it feels like @drewmagary.bsky.social wrote an article just for me (and also for the countless Lombardi haters)

Drew Magary @drewmagary.bsky.social · 2d

“This blithering idiot is the highest-paid GM in all of college football and yet knows nothing about how the sport works.”
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Everybody Hates Mike Lombardi | Defector

Before I get to America’s leading football moron, here is a quick assessment of the college football landscape after Saturday’s games. Every team is horrible except for Ohio State, which crushed 17th-...

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Chunkin’ Deuces✌️ @thiccceywicket.bsky.social · 4d

Lambeer was the worst. Couldn’t see the game pass him by with his rigid player roles, forcing playing through the post and deemphasizing the 3. Almost ruined Plum and Young

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Jim Trotter @jimtrotter.bsky.social · 4d

It’s truly an honor to be able to witness the greatness that is A’ja Wilson. #Respect

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WNBA @wnba.com · 4d

The Las Vegas Aces are your 2025 WNBA Champions 🏆

This marks the Aces' 3rd title in 4 seasons!

#WelcometotheW | WNBA Finals | YouTubeTV

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Chunkin’ Deuces✌️ @thiccceywicket.bsky.social · 4d

ACES WIN!!!! 🏆 🏆🏆 3 in 4 years. That’s. A. Dynasty. #WNBA

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Richard Cohen @richardcohen.bsky.social · 4d

Apparently they were saying "No big deal, we're gonna win the next 16 and then take the Finals in a sweep." What an absolutely mind-boggling turnaround. #WNBA

Richard Cohen @richardcohen.bsky.social · Aug 2

I want a mic on this conversation. What the hell are your stars and head coach saying to each other in the fourth quarter of this one? #WNBA

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Chunkin’ Deuces✌️ @thiccceywicket.bsky.social · 4d

Tibetts didn’t do anything worth an ejection based on the TV replays. #WNBA refs doing too much again