As quarterback of the losing team, Haynes King is solemnly lowered into the toasting chamber. His charred corpse will be ritualistically covered in sprinkles after it is ejected onto the field.
December 28, 2025 at 4:32 AM
As quarterback of the losing team, Haynes King is solemnly lowered into the toasting chamber. His charred corpse will be ritualistically covered in sprinkles after it is ejected onto the field.
Red velvet is a mid-tier cake but makes solid 4/5 cake pops
December 28, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Red velvet is a mid-tier cake but makes solid 4/5 cake pops
The neighbors castle doctrined the Grinch this morning. Shot him right in the head while the children cheered. His dog has been gnawing on him day.
The 911 operator just laughed when I called.
The 911 operator just laughed when I called.
December 26, 2025 at 12:45 AM
The neighbors castle doctrined the Grinch this morning. Shot him right in the head while the children cheered. His dog has been gnawing on him day.
The 911 operator just laughed when I called.
The 911 operator just laughed when I called.
The Italian tradition of opening presents on Christmas Eve reveals the hubris of Papist indulgence
December 25, 2025 at 5:42 AM
The Italian tradition of opening presents on Christmas Eve reveals the hubris of Papist indulgence
Santa Claus is Coming to Town is a story about radicalization and taking direct action against the state.
December 20, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Santa Claus is Coming to Town is a story about radicalization and taking direct action against the state.
Miller's photo looks like the file photo used to identify him when he tried to hide among normal Wehrmacht soldiers
Scavino looks like an industrialist protesting to Hannah Arendt that he was just a normal man with a mortgage to pay
Scavino looks like an industrialist protesting to Hannah Arendt that he was just a normal man with a mortgage to pay
Stephen Miller looking like he's about to flick a cigarette into the trail of oil leading to the building where all the innocents are trapped.
And Dan Scavino looking like ... well.
And Dan Scavino looking like ... well.
December 17, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Miller's photo looks like the file photo used to identify him when he tried to hide among normal Wehrmacht soldiers
Scavino looks like an industrialist protesting to Hannah Arendt that he was just a normal man with a mortgage to pay
Scavino looks like an industrialist protesting to Hannah Arendt that he was just a normal man with a mortgage to pay
Muppet and Commander: The Far Side of the World
December 7, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Muppet and Commander: The Far Side of the World
He eben on my neezer till I scrooge
December 6, 2025 at 11:56 PM
He eben on my neezer till I scrooge
I would see Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem headline Saturday night with The String Cheese Incident at Electric Forest, with Dead and Company at The Sphere, and with Shpongle at Red Rocks.
December 6, 2025 at 11:52 PM
I would see Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem headline Saturday night with The String Cheese Incident at Electric Forest, with Dead and Company at The Sphere, and with Shpongle at Red Rocks.
Muppet Christmas Carol remains the undefeated choicest Christmas movie
The folly of greed
Gonzo in his perfect suit
Cheeses for the meeces
10/10
The folly of greed
Gonzo in his perfect suit
Cheeses for the meeces
10/10
December 6, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Muppet Christmas Carol remains the undefeated choicest Christmas movie
The folly of greed
Gonzo in his perfect suit
Cheeses for the meeces
10/10
The folly of greed
Gonzo in his perfect suit
Cheeses for the meeces
10/10
Had Kublai Khan but the inspiration, I know that he would have created Physical Asia in the 13th century.
December 1, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Had Kublai Khan but the inspiration, I know that he would have created Physical Asia in the 13th century.
Republicans screeching about a Muslim Socialist from Africa
November 5, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Republicans screeching about a Muslim Socialist from Africa
I feel like a lot of 19th century authors would be incredible writers/script doctors for 21st century reality TV.
Dickens producing on Shark Tank would have Scrooge and Miss Havisham sitting next to Mark Cuban. "Okay, a note here, gonna need you all to be meaner and weirder."
Dickens producing on Shark Tank would have Scrooge and Miss Havisham sitting next to Mark Cuban. "Okay, a note here, gonna need you all to be meaner and weirder."
October 26, 2025 at 1:44 PM
I feel like a lot of 19th century authors would be incredible writers/script doctors for 21st century reality TV.
Dickens producing on Shark Tank would have Scrooge and Miss Havisham sitting next to Mark Cuban. "Okay, a note here, gonna need you all to be meaner and weirder."
Dickens producing on Shark Tank would have Scrooge and Miss Havisham sitting next to Mark Cuban. "Okay, a note here, gonna need you all to be meaner and weirder."
The bittersweet melancholy of choosing the books to donate before a move
August 26, 2025 at 3:20 PM
The bittersweet melancholy of choosing the books to donate before a move
Any shirt can be a slutty crop top if you aren't willing to admit it doesn't fit anymore
August 6, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Any shirt can be a slutty crop top if you aren't willing to admit it doesn't fit anymore
Conservatives, barely concealing incandescent rage: This man wants there to be no medical bills!
thank you, muckraking journalists of the bari weiss tribune, for exposing the awesome stuff zohran mamdani has tweeted about like abolishing medical bills and seizing the property of millionaires
July 27, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Conservatives, barely concealing incandescent rage: This man wants there to be no medical bills!
Reposted by Lyndon B's Johnson
You didn't think the bigots would stop at what happens at school did you?
Florida official under state investigation after hosting LGBTQ event
The state attorney general alleged Vero Beach Vice Mayor Linda Moore exposed children to a “sexualized performance” during a Pride event.
www.nbcnews.com
July 24, 2025 at 3:49 AM
You didn't think the bigots would stop at what happens at school did you?
Ozzy "Prince of Darkness" Osbourne, beloved and respected by peers.
Hulk Hogan professed himself a guy you'd love to have a beer with while being a racist, adulterous scab with a dog-shit restaurant for divorced dads on their weekend with the kids.
Hulk Hogan professed himself a guy you'd love to have a beer with while being a racist, adulterous scab with a dog-shit restaurant for divorced dads on their weekend with the kids.
July 24, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Ozzy "Prince of Darkness" Osbourne, beloved and respected by peers.
Hulk Hogan professed himself a guy you'd love to have a beer with while being a racist, adulterous scab with a dog-shit restaurant for divorced dads on their weekend with the kids.
Hulk Hogan professed himself a guy you'd love to have a beer with while being a racist, adulterous scab with a dog-shit restaurant for divorced dads on their weekend with the kids.
Jubilee Presents:
1 Child Vs 20 Libertarians
1 Child Vs 20 Libertarians
July 22, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Jubilee Presents:
1 Child Vs 20 Libertarians
1 Child Vs 20 Libertarians
Loved Superman, though I was surprised when he stopped mid-flight and said the Shahada directly to camera.
July 14, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Loved Superman, though I was surprised when he stopped mid-flight and said the Shahada directly to camera.
In the same way that Frank Sinatra was perfect in From Here to Eternity, a taught dramatic thriller full of taut, unstated sexuality
Shane Gilllis should play John C. Woods in a black comedy about a drunk American NCO who is bad at hanging Nazis correctly
Shane Gilllis should play John C. Woods in a black comedy about a drunk American NCO who is bad at hanging Nazis correctly
July 10, 2025 at 3:25 PM
In the same way that Frank Sinatra was perfect in From Here to Eternity, a taught dramatic thriller full of taut, unstated sexuality
Shane Gilllis should play John C. Woods in a black comedy about a drunk American NCO who is bad at hanging Nazis correctly
Shane Gilllis should play John C. Woods in a black comedy about a drunk American NCO who is bad at hanging Nazis correctly
Silver Surfer: I am the Herald of Galactus. Your planet shall be consumed. There is no negotiation, your fate is sealed.
The doomed citizens: do an ollie
Silver Surfer: okay
The doomed citizens: do an ollie
Silver Surfer: okay
July 10, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Silver Surfer: I am the Herald of Galactus. Your planet shall be consumed. There is no negotiation, your fate is sealed.
The doomed citizens: do an ollie
Silver Surfer: okay
The doomed citizens: do an ollie
Silver Surfer: okay
Save me Carnitas
Carnitas save me
Carnitas save me
July 5, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Save me Carnitas
Carnitas save me
Carnitas save me
Bring back the Noid but he exclusively steals from children's birthday parties, like a pizza Grinch.
April 30, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Bring back the Noid but he exclusively steals from children's birthday parties, like a pizza Grinch.