Thi Money
@thimoney.bsky.social
DC resident, Twitter refugee, possibly online too much
This song "Yo Perreo Sola" is an anthem about women's right to throw ass in the club without men creeping on them
February 9, 2026 at 12:04 PM
Reposted by Thi Money
Close to 4 inches in Damascus, MD
January 25, 2026 at 12:03 PM
Close to 4 inches in Damascus, MD
Me from the BCS era trying to keep up with college football playoffs
January 2, 2026 at 1:55 AM
Me from the BCS era trying to keep up with college football playoffs
Japanese moonpie sale and a can of diet coke for 90 cents??
December 20, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Japanese moonpie sale and a can of diet coke for 90 cents??
Our space guardians deserve that 2019 dividend
December 20, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Our space guardians deserve that 2019 dividend
How did it take this long to get a Shaq sleep apnea ad
December 18, 2025 at 12:43 AM
How did it take this long to get a Shaq sleep apnea ad
Ticket prices in DC
Yo Yo Ma $500
WWE John Cena final match $400
Andrea Bocelli $200
Yo Yo Ma $500
WWE John Cena final match $400
Andrea Bocelli $200
December 10, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Ticket prices in DC
Yo Yo Ma $500
WWE John Cena final match $400
Andrea Bocelli $200
Yo Yo Ma $500
WWE John Cena final match $400
Andrea Bocelli $200
If I ever choose this for lunch just put me out of my misery
December 1, 2025 at 4:16 PM
If I ever choose this for lunch just put me out of my misery
Zohoran Hussein Mamdani
November 5, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Zohoran Hussein Mamdani
They are just new to dating in DC and will soon find out it doesn't matter how much you lower your standards, it's just always grim (and fun)
I keep thinking about this and cracking up.
girl what.
girl what.
October 31, 2025 at 5:15 PM
They are just new to dating in DC and will soon find out it doesn't matter how much you lower your standards, it's just always grim (and fun)
Give him a lonely heart like Pagliacci,
And lots of wavy hair like Liberace
Such a bar
And lots of wavy hair like Liberace
Such a bar
October 20, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Give him a lonely heart like Pagliacci,
And lots of wavy hair like Liberace
Such a bar
And lots of wavy hair like Liberace
Such a bar
Remember the Alamo (derogatory)
Go Gators!
Go Gators!
October 11, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Remember the Alamo (derogatory)
Go Gators!
Go Gators!
Friendly reminder not to take legal advice from the base of a light post
September 12, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Friendly reminder not to take legal advice from the base of a light post
Didn't realize the only thing I needed to make my own zatar blend is majoram
April 19, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Didn't realize the only thing I needed to make my own zatar blend is majoram
Online dating in your 40s is being genuinely excited and nervous that someone replies to your messages close to midnight i.e. stays up past 10 on a weeknight
January 14, 2025 at 6:08 AM
Online dating in your 40s is being genuinely excited and nervous that someone replies to your messages close to midnight i.e. stays up past 10 on a weeknight
Expecting 5in of snow tonight
(or did I miss a recall?!)
(or did I miss a recall?!)
January 6, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Expecting 5in of snow tonight
(or did I miss a recall?!)
(or did I miss a recall?!)
This stuff is made in Connecticut
November 19, 2024 at 4:59 AM
This stuff is made in Connecticut
Having solo dinner and maybe stuck next to the worst possible conversation I'm trying not to overhear. DC lawyers yapping about frivolous lawsuits and the lawyerfication of their lives
September 25, 2024 at 1:25 AM
Having solo dinner and maybe stuck next to the worst possible conversation I'm trying not to overhear. DC lawyers yapping about frivolous lawsuits and the lawyerfication of their lives
It's an absolute tragedy that the Cindy Lauper music video for the goonies starring the iron sheik has comments turned off
September 14, 2024 at 4:23 AM
It's an absolute tragedy that the Cindy Lauper music video for the goonies starring the iron sheik has comments turned off
Made the mistake of going into the comments section of a visually impaired American visiting the eiffel tower
October 29, 2023 at 3:13 PM
Made the mistake of going into the comments section of a visually impaired American visiting the eiffel tower
Stepped into a gym for the first time in years, promptly got my ass handed to me by the body pump class and drew umsolicited advice about my form from the one other dude in the class. My guy I'm fat, 40, and wearing a cutoff lax shirt pls give me the dignity of at least assuming I'm a has-been
October 19, 2023 at 2:32 AM
Stepped into a gym for the first time in years, promptly got my ass handed to me by the body pump class and drew umsolicited advice about my form from the one other dude in the class. My guy I'm fat, 40, and wearing a cutoff lax shirt pls give me the dignity of at least assuming I'm a has-been
Printing and framing this text i got from the president
October 4, 2023 at 10:08 PM
Printing and framing this text i got from the president
Are we gonna do scary names on here
October 1, 2023 at 2:45 AM
Are we gonna do scary names on here