Barnes
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Misheard song lyrics #43
"Girl look a dead body"
LMFAO - Sexy And I Know It
"Girl look a dead body"
LMFAO - Sexy And I Know It
January 22, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Misheard song lyrics #43
"Girl look a dead body"
LMFAO - Sexy And I Know It
"Girl look a dead body"
LMFAO - Sexy And I Know It
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As the one-time face of 2000 Trees, I deserve a free ticket, so click the link, sign up and save me buying a ticketttttttt!
As the one-time face of 2000 Trees, I deserve a free ticket, so click the link, sign up and save me buying a ticketttttttt!
Win a festival package for you & 3 mates
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January 13, 2025 at 9:20 PM
pages.viral-loops.com/win-a-festiv...
As the one-time face of 2000 Trees, I deserve a free ticket, so click the link, sign up and save me buying a ticketttttttt!
As the one-time face of 2000 Trees, I deserve a free ticket, so click the link, sign up and save me buying a ticketttttttt!
I dont know why I follow Fesshole, every single post is made up. Not once has any of them ever happened
My friend brought her thick boyfriend along to join our really good pub quiz team. She put him up for the tie-break to win the big Xmas prize and he answered "What's the capital of Syria?" with "Domestos". So I did a no-show at their wedding, fuck them.
December 23, 2024 at 10:41 AM
I dont know why I follow Fesshole, every single post is made up. Not once has any of them ever happened
My own stench is currently overwhelming me
Never sweated so much at a gig in my life
Never sweated so much at a gig in my life
December 18, 2024 at 11:12 PM
My own stench is currently overwhelming me
Never sweated so much at a gig in my life
Never sweated so much at a gig in my life
It's a good day for having a job working outdoors 😬
December 7, 2024 at 5:45 AM
It's a good day for having a job working outdoors 😬
Does anybody else ever think like "what if Ive had a collapsed lung since birth but didnt realise it?" Like maybe Ive been operating on 50% lung capacity my whole life, but I just adapted as a child because nobody noticed & if they reinflated it now, Id be super fast?
Or just me
Or just me
December 6, 2024 at 5:09 PM
Does anybody else ever think like "what if Ive had a collapsed lung since birth but didnt realise it?" Like maybe Ive been operating on 50% lung capacity my whole life, but I just adapted as a child because nobody noticed & if they reinflated it now, Id be super fast?
Or just me
Or just me
Next top job that becomes available they've gotta go for Iraola. Absolutely incredible job that hes done at Bournemouth
December 5, 2024 at 10:09 PM
Next top job that becomes available they've gotta go for Iraola. Absolutely incredible job that hes done at Bournemouth
Salah single handedly dragging Liverpool to the title and they think he's not worth a new contract. Absolute madness. Give him whatever he wants
December 4, 2024 at 9:18 PM
Salah single handedly dragging Liverpool to the title and they think he's not worth a new contract. Absolute madness. Give him whatever he wants
Time again for my favourite part of SpotifyWrapped, where the bands post THEIR numbers and I get to go "oooo, I thought they were smaller than that" or "oooo, I thought they were bigger than that"
December 4, 2024 at 3:20 PM
Time again for my favourite part of SpotifyWrapped, where the bands post THEIR numbers and I get to go "oooo, I thought they were smaller than that" or "oooo, I thought they were bigger than that"
My favourite part of having an actual music library on my laptop and not just using Spotify is being able to sort by last time played and then sticking on songs I've not heard for 4 years and go "Oh SHIT this was a SONG!"
December 3, 2024 at 8:45 PM
My favourite part of having an actual music library on my laptop and not just using Spotify is being able to sort by last time played and then sticking on songs I've not heard for 4 years and go "Oh SHIT this was a SONG!"
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It's December 1st so Whamaggedon is now in full effect
Stay vigilant. Stay safe. God speed.
Stay vigilant. Stay safe. God speed.
December 1, 2024 at 11:18 AM
It's December 1st so Whamaggedon is now in full effect
Stay vigilant. Stay safe. God speed.
Stay vigilant. Stay safe. God speed.
Always getting caught out by indie fans refusal to turn up early for gigs
Queues are always empty an hour before doors no matter what size venue it is
Queues are always empty an hour before doors no matter what size venue it is
November 29, 2024 at 6:13 PM
Always getting caught out by indie fans refusal to turn up early for gigs
Queues are always empty an hour before doors no matter what size venue it is
Queues are always empty an hour before doors no matter what size venue it is
Everyone I know is a transponster
Could tell me 100 times what your actual job is and I've still got no actual clue
Transponsters the lot of you
Could tell me 100 times what your actual job is and I've still got no actual clue
Transponsters the lot of you
November 20, 2024 at 3:42 PM
Everyone I know is a transponster
Could tell me 100 times what your actual job is and I've still got no actual clue
Transponsters the lot of you
Could tell me 100 times what your actual job is and I've still got no actual clue
Transponsters the lot of you
Barrier Barnes (trademark pending) is in action once again
November 17, 2024 at 6:36 PM
Barrier Barnes (trademark pending) is in action once again
Standing in the rain in Wolverhampton
Not many worse scenarios
Not many worse scenarios
November 17, 2024 at 5:49 PM
Standing in the rain in Wolverhampton
Not many worse scenarios
Not many worse scenarios
BATMAN BEYOND: YEAR ONE | Fan Film
YouTube video by Lumis Entertainment
youtu.be
November 17, 2024 at 2:12 PM
Being on barrier and having one of the photographers quite clearly taking a photo just of you, knowing you will never, EVER, see that photo again
November 17, 2024 at 1:09 PM
Being on barrier and having one of the photographers quite clearly taking a photo just of you, knowing you will never, EVER, see that photo again
Just incase anyone was wondering, turns out only getting 3.5 hours sleep two nights in a row is infact not sustainable
November 16, 2024 at 6:16 AM
Just incase anyone was wondering, turns out only getting 3.5 hours sleep two nights in a row is infact not sustainable
Ally Pally barrier secured
November 15, 2024 at 6:46 PM
Ally Pally barrier secured
Just had my O2 Priority queue app actually checked & activated for the first time in about 2 years at a show
November 14, 2024 at 5:47 PM
Just had my O2 Priority queue app actually checked & activated for the first time in about 2 years at a show
There is a direct correlation between how talkative my hairdresser is and how shit my haircut ends up
Really regret bringing up that I'd been to Vegas when she asked me what I've been up to now...
Really regret bringing up that I'd been to Vegas when she asked me what I've been up to now...
November 14, 2024 at 5:00 PM
There is a direct correlation between how talkative my hairdresser is and how shit my haircut ends up
Really regret bringing up that I'd been to Vegas when she asked me what I've been up to now...
Really regret bringing up that I'd been to Vegas when she asked me what I've been up to now...
8 years I've waited to see Yellowcard headline again in Birmingham ❤️
Tonight is the night!
Tonight is the night!
November 14, 2024 at 3:22 PM
8 years I've waited to see Yellowcard headline again in Birmingham ❤️
Tonight is the night!
Tonight is the night!
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Hi everyone.
The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.
We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.
We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.
I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.
The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.
We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.
We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.
I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.
The Onion Buys Alex Jones’s Infowars Out of Bankruptcy
The satirical news site planned to turn Infowars into a parody of itself, mocking “weird internet personalities” who peddle conspiracy theories and health supplements.
www.nytimes.com
November 14, 2024 at 2:09 PM
Hi everyone.
The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.
We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.
We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.
I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.
The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.
We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.
We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.
I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.