THIS is Michael M.
@thisismichaelm.bsky.social
Man of abyssal pipes and abysmal puns. Overly-alliterative oaf.
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Please publish my pita poetry posthummusly
MY favorite Martian would show some urgency in fixing up his stupid spaceship so we could blow this popsicle stand of a planet already
December 4, 2025 at 7:32 PM
MY favorite Martian would show some urgency in fixing up his stupid spaceship so we could blow this popsicle stand of a planet already
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New Episode! Watch us talk about how bad @vriess.bsky.social is at primates, the best directors to show NYC, comic books, detectives, Shoe Carnival, Spam musubi, and of course some Addams Family!
youtu.be/UNsZKbVloX0?...
youtu.be/UNsZKbVloX0?...
My Son, the Chimp S1:E28
YouTube video by Addams Family Podcast
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December 3, 2025 at 4:57 AM
New Episode! Watch us talk about how bad @vriess.bsky.social is at primates, the best directors to show NYC, comic books, detectives, Shoe Carnival, Spam musubi, and of course some Addams Family!
youtu.be/UNsZKbVloX0?...
youtu.be/UNsZKbVloX0?...
Way I figure it, if the cat's going to eat the fake tree anyway, we may as well go back to the real deal.
December 2, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Way I figure it, if the cat's going to eat the fake tree anyway, we may as well go back to the real deal.
Got roped into stringing up Christmas lights.
December 2, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Got roped into stringing up Christmas lights.
My Grinch Meals came complete with ice cold food and two pairs of yellow socks.
December 2, 2025 at 7:17 PM
My Grinch Meals came complete with ice cold food and two pairs of yellow socks.
Now seated for The Chair Company finale.
December 2, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Now seated for The Chair Company finale.
Closeup of a commatose cat
December 1, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Closeup of a commatose cat
Tonight you will be visited by three spirits:
December 1, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Tonight you will be visited by three spirits:
Melvin
It's a wacky kind of race
Melvin
It's a race to feed his face
Five worms, I win
Melvin, we love you!
It's a wacky kind of race
Melvin
It's a race to feed his face
Five worms, I win
Melvin, we love you!
November 30, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Melvin
It's a wacky kind of race
Melvin
It's a race to feed his face
Five worms, I win
Melvin, we love you!
It's a wacky kind of race
Melvin
It's a race to feed his face
Five worms, I win
Melvin, we love you!
Gonna be leftovers of the gumbo I'm making with the leftovers. I guarantee.
November 30, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Gonna be leftovers of the gumbo I'm making with the leftovers. I guarantee.
Happy Turkey!
November 27, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Happy Turkey!
Giblet gravy is go!
November 27, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Giblet gravy is go!
Of all the days to have to learn about dementia & dentistry.
November 27, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Of all the days to have to learn about dementia & dentistry.
Rosemary Rolls
November 27, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Rosemary Rolls
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It's the Great Pumpkin!
November 24, 2025 at 11:38 PM
It's the Great Pumpkin!
I control the turkey and can therefore decree that Turkey Day Dinner take place at normal dinnertime.
November 27, 2025 at 4:37 PM
I control the turkey and can therefore decree that Turkey Day Dinner take place at normal dinnertime.
Thanksgiving tradition of turning on the parade then remembering I can only stomach about ten minutes of it..
November 27, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Thanksgiving tradition of turning on the parade then remembering I can only stomach about ten minutes of it..
I've never had nog. Egg or otherwise.
November 27, 2025 at 2:18 AM
I've never had nog. Egg or otherwise.
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Anyone have a good spinach inquisition recipe?
I want to bring something unexpected to Thanksgiving tomorrow.
…
(I’ll see myself out)
I want to bring something unexpected to Thanksgiving tomorrow.
…
(I’ll see myself out)
November 27, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Anyone have a good spinach inquisition recipe?
I want to bring something unexpected to Thanksgiving tomorrow.
…
(I’ll see myself out)
I want to bring something unexpected to Thanksgiving tomorrow.
…
(I’ll see myself out)
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New Episode! Fivel Fox & JohnPaul talk about the Addams midnight picnic as well as give a lost sock theory, discuss Fabio and the Goose, debunk old west mythology, ogle John Astin's swimsuit, and much more!
youtu.be/8pr6RERVoGs?...
youtu.be/8pr6RERVoGs?...
The Addams Family & the Spaceman S1:E27
YouTube video by Addams Family Podcast
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November 26, 2025 at 7:47 AM
New Episode! Fivel Fox & JohnPaul talk about the Addams midnight picnic as well as give a lost sock theory, discuss Fabio and the Goose, debunk old west mythology, ogle John Astin's swimsuit, and much more!
youtu.be/8pr6RERVoGs?...
youtu.be/8pr6RERVoGs?...
When I get rosemary out for a recipe, I have to announce it aloud along with Morey Amsterdam, Larry Matthews, and Mary Tyler Moore.
November 26, 2025 at 5:22 PM
When I get rosemary out for a recipe, I have to announce it aloud along with Morey Amsterdam, Larry Matthews, and Mary Tyler Moore.
It was the best of brines, it was the blurst of brines.
November 25, 2025 at 2:08 AM
It was the best of brines, it was the blurst of brines.
It's the Great Pumpkin!
November 24, 2025 at 11:38 PM
It's the Great Pumpkin!
Need a new word for torturing oneself with reading one star reviews of a work you feel deserves full marks.
November 24, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Need a new word for torturing oneself with reading one star reviews of a work you feel deserves full marks.