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THIS is Michael M.
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Man of abyssal pipes and abysmal puns. Overly-alliterative oaf.
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Please publish my pita poetry posthummusly
MY favorite Martian would show some urgency in fixing up his stupid spaceship so we could blow this popsicle stand of a planet already
December 4, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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New Episode! Watch us talk about how bad @vriess.bsky.social is at primates, the best directors to show NYC, comic books, detectives, Shoe Carnival, Spam musubi, and of course some Addams Family!

youtu.be/UNsZKbVloX0?...
My Son, the Chimp S1:E28
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December 3, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Way I figure it, if the cat's going to eat the fake tree anyway, we may as well go back to the real deal.
December 2, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Got roped into stringing up Christmas lights.
December 2, 2025 at 8:17 PM
My Grinch Meals came complete with ice cold food and two pairs of yellow socks.
December 2, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Now seated for The Chair Company finale.
December 2, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Closeup of a commatose cat
December 1, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Art
December 1, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Tonight you will be visited by three spirits:
December 1, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Melvin
It's a wacky kind of race
Melvin
It's a race to feed his face

Five worms, I win
Melvin, we love you!
November 30, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Gonna be leftovers of the gumbo I'm making with the leftovers. I guarantee.
November 30, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Happy Turkey!
November 27, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Giblet gravy is go!
November 27, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Of all the days to have to learn about dementia & dentistry.
November 27, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Rosemary Rolls
November 27, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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It's the Great Pumpkin!
November 24, 2025 at 11:38 PM
I control the turkey and can therefore decree that Turkey Day Dinner take place at normal dinnertime.
November 27, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Thanksgiving tradition of turning on the parade then remembering I can only stomach about ten minutes of it..
November 27, 2025 at 2:18 PM
I've never had nog. Egg or otherwise.
November 27, 2025 at 2:18 AM
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Anyone have a good spinach inquisition recipe?

I want to bring something unexpected to Thanksgiving tomorrow.



(I’ll see myself out)
November 27, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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New Episode! Fivel Fox & JohnPaul talk about the Addams midnight picnic as well as give a lost sock theory, discuss Fabio and the Goose, debunk old west mythology, ogle John Astin's swimsuit, and much more!
youtu.be/8pr6RERVoGs?...
The Addams Family & the Spaceman S1:E27
YouTube video by Addams Family Podcast
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November 26, 2025 at 7:47 AM
When I get rosemary out for a recipe, I have to announce it aloud along with Morey Amsterdam, Larry Matthews, and Mary Tyler Moore.
November 26, 2025 at 5:22 PM
It was the best of brines, it was the blurst of brines.
November 25, 2025 at 2:08 AM
It's the Great Pumpkin!
November 24, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Need a new word for torturing oneself with reading one star reviews of a work you feel deserves full marks.
I'm reading about modern times for once.
November 24, 2025 at 9:17 PM