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THIS is Michael M.
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Man of abyssal pipes and abysmal puns. Overly-alliterative oaf.
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Please publish my pita poetry posthummusly
I've just been very busy and horrified
January 31, 2026 at 3:37 AM
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Heartbreak on heartbreak on heartbreak.
January 30, 2026 at 6:33 PM
Tonight's Jeopardy referenced tv show "The Critic" and the painting "Guernica." I take that as a message to me specifically.
January 29, 2026 at 12:43 AM
Last five nights I've made roast duck, homemade pizza, hamburgers, chicken parmigiana, and tikka masala, in case anyone's in the market for a house husband.
January 22, 2026 at 12:10 AM
Roasted duck the other day
January 21, 2026 at 1:14 AM
Cut enough hair off the vacuum roller to make a toupee for Uncle Fester
January 20, 2026 at 6:59 PM
Bread
January 16, 2026 at 11:08 PM
Apologies to the author of The Three-Body Problem for my culturally insensitive chuckle.
January 16, 2026 at 3:19 PM
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New Episode! Fivel Fox & JohnPaul talk about the cultural why of Saturday Morning Cartoons, 3rd spaces, Cary Grant, tokusatsu, parallel play, weird Aunts and Uncles, the Addams Family, and so much more!

youtu.be/kdRz9Otv7LA?...
Uncle Fester's Toupee S1:E31
YouTube video by Addams Family Podcast
youtu.be
January 15, 2026 at 4:18 AM
Really, this was long overdue.
Becoming a library guy again is the best thing I've done of late.
January 14, 2026 at 7:36 PM
Becoming a library guy again is the best thing I've done of late.
January 14, 2026 at 4:57 PM
practicing scarborough fair on the piano, telling the world to garfunkle itself
January 14, 2026 at 3:40 AM
I'm not allowed to de-decorate.
January 12, 2026 at 12:58 AM
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My joy at being able to pull thru my last hospital visit has been replaced by the anxiety that it would've been cheaper to die.
Just throwing this out there hoping for a miracle. I've got PayPal or cash app too.
January 5, 2026 at 5:14 PM
And Switch, two.
January 4, 2026 at 10:02 PM
Add me on Steam, punk.
January 4, 2026 at 9:55 PM
I had pancakes for dinner who cares in a world flipped upside down
January 4, 2026 at 4:03 AM
Pardon my French Silk pie
January 3, 2026 at 2:23 AM
Wonderful winter's read

with

Spectacular seventies sci-fi cover
January 2, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Still trying to figure him out.
January 2, 2026 at 1:14 AM
Oh boy, another year.
January 1, 2026 at 12:56 AM
Whating the what now?
December 30, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Who needs some homemade ham & potato soup?
December 30, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Post-Christmas pizza featuring kielbasa, ham
December 29, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Bought these beauties a while back, but saving 'em for some fateful day when I'm unable to fulfill my dough making duties.
December 28, 2025 at 10:08 PM