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Stephanie Crawford in the Past Tense 💀

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Writer (about films) · Editor by day (not films) · Tastemaker (uncredited) · Frustrated vaudevillian (doomed) · 🍅 (approved) LV, NV 🌵 my writing & podcast episodes: http://www.hoaraoh.com 🛸

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Vanessa McKee @vanessamckee.bsky.social · 10h

Nosferatu

Watercolor painting of Lily Rose Depp in front of a purple sky with Count Orloks eyes looking down on her.

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Stephanie Crawford in the Past Tense 💀 @scrawfish.bsky.social · 8h

All I know is that dude is incredibly dialed in for a 95-year-old.

Stephanie Crawford in the Past Tense 💀 @scrawfish.bsky.social · 9h

I'm a realist: I'm aiming for Kevin Meany on Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction?

Kevin Meany is terrible as a radio show host being bullied by his abandoned ghost son over the airwaves. I'll let YOU decide if the story was true!

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Stephanie Crawford in the Past Tense 💀 @scrawfish.bsky.social · 9h

Thank you! Time to walk into the ocean.

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Stephanie Crawford in the Past Tense 💀 @scrawfish.bsky.social · 9h

Man but I wish black eyeliner worked on me.

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Stephanie Crawford in the Past Tense 💀 @scrawfish.bsky.social · 9h

My brain is so fried that I don't even know if I typed readable English there. I do NOT recommend listening to my voice for excessively long periods of time!

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Stephanie Crawford in the Past Tense 💀 @scrawfish.bsky.social · 9h

As grateful as I am to finally have something with enough storage and the right software to record and edit properly, I wouldn't mind a pitying pat on the back for pulling off what I have by using old laptops with the power of two birds' nests scotch-taped together until now.

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Stephanie Crawford in the Past Tense 💀 @scrawfish.bsky.social · 1d

Congratulations!!! And please do: There’s nothing more dependable than a boozed-up expert witness.

a man in a suit holds a bottle of hot sauce and says makes me happy inside

Alt: Mr. Lobo: “I like a fizzy drink. Makes me HAPPY inside.”

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Vince Keenan @vpkeenan.bsky.social · 1d

SOME PERSONAL NEWS! Cannot wait to get A HELL OF A DRINK out there in 2027. Chris Elford is a dear friend and a genius bartender. His horror movie inspired cocktails are fantastic. Every Sasquatch book is gorgeous. Halloween will never be the same again!

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Stephanie Crawford in the Past Tense 💀 @scrawfish.bsky.social · 4d

No worries! It was the 2nd.

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Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · 4d

It’s sex month- I mean, monster month

Photo of two deeply sexual Paperback Paradise bookmarks. First one reads i only like books that haveGraphic SkeletonSeX Scenes’ accompanied by a woman and a skeleton making out with additional text:
‘aw hell yeah — this is what i'm talkin' about’

Second bookmark features a slyly sexual demon winking at you with the text:
GO AHEAD
slide this bookmark in between them pages all the way down to the crack of that spine cause you know i'm a damn
BOOK
FREAK

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Dr Kat Day (she/her) @chronicleflask.katday.com · 4d

Daughter of Robin Williams, Zelda Williams 💔

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Please, just stop sending me AI videos of Dad. Stop believing I wanna see it or that I'll understand, I don't and I won't. If you're just trying to troll me, I've seen way worse, i'll restrict and move on. But please, if you've got any decency, just stop doing this to him and to me, to everyone even, full stop. It's dumb, it's a waste of time and energy, and believe me, it's NOT what he'd want.
To watch the legacies of real people be condensed down to 'this vaguely looks and sounds like them so that's enough,
, just so
other people can churn out horrible TikTok slop puppeteering them is maddening. You're not making art, you're making disgusting, over-processed hotdogs out of the lives of human beings, out of the history of art and music, and then shoving them down someone else's throat hoping they'll give you a little thumbs up and like it.
Gross.

And for the love of EVERYTHING, stop calling it 'the future. Al is just badly recycling and regurgitating the past to be reconsumed. You are taking in the Human Centipede of content, and from the very very end of the line, all while the folks at the front laugh and laugh, consume and consume.

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Stephanie Crawford in the Past Tense 💀 @scrawfish.bsky.social · 4d

Oh I’ve always coveted those!

Stephanie Crawford in the Past Tense 💀 @scrawfish.bsky.social · 4d

You and me both, and I think there may be a hotel theme opportunity here.

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Stephanie Crawford in the Past Tense 💀 @scrawfish.bsky.social · 4d

I wanted Al Lewis to be my grandpa when I was a kid, but I didn’t even dare to dream to be in New Zealand when it happened. MY GRANDPA IS A VAMPIRE is just as cute as you’d imagine but is more sentimental and less saccharine than you might fear. The kids are cool & Lewis was clearly delighted: fun!

My Grandpa is a Vampire from Severin Films. I’m doing my nails later today for those who are judging, thank you.

You gotta appreciate a kid who has a The Lair of the White Worm poster on his wall.

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Stephanie Crawford in the Past Tense 💀 @scrawfish.bsky.social · 5d

Well they were stuck between an uber-werewolf and a giant dog. That's a ruff neighborhood.

Stephanie Crawford in the Past Tense 💀 @scrawfish.bsky.social · 5d

The 1960s pop is a dream, but I totally forgot that The Rentals have a song in this! And it’s been so long, but this movie is creepier than I originally gave it credit. Apologies to all.1

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