THIS is Michael M.
@thisismichaelm.bsky.social
Man of abyssal pipes and abysmal puns. Overly-alliterative oaf.
My Grinch Meals came complete with ice cold food and two pairs of yellow socks.
December 2, 2025 at 7:17 PM
My Grinch Meals came complete with ice cold food and two pairs of yellow socks.
Closeup of a commatose cat
December 1, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Closeup of a commatose cat
Tonight you will be visited by three spirits:
December 1, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Tonight you will be visited by three spirits:
Happy Turkey!
November 27, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Happy Turkey!
Rosemary Rolls
November 27, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Rosemary Rolls
It was the best of brines, it was the blurst of brines.
November 25, 2025 at 2:08 AM
It was the best of brines, it was the blurst of brines.
It's the Great Pumpkin!
November 24, 2025 at 11:38 PM
It's the Great Pumpkin!
Resting like a boy who busted out last night and ran amok for about eleven hours before sauntering back in at 6AM like it's no big deal.
November 23, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Resting like a boy who busted out last night and ran amok for about eleven hours before sauntering back in at 6AM like it's no big deal.
I'm reading about modern times for once.
November 17, 2025 at 8:08 PM
I'm reading about modern times for once.
and Riff Raff on the keys!
November 16, 2025 at 12:24 AM
and Riff Raff on the keys!
Care for some comfort?
November 15, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Care for some comfort?
There are several shades to the appropriateness of learning this piece at the moment
November 10, 2025 at 11:38 PM
There are several shades to the appropriateness of learning this piece at the moment
"Band pull-aparts" not supposed to be literal.
November 9, 2025 at 6:44 PM
"Band pull-aparts" not supposed to be literal.
So who's gonna getaway with me?
November 8, 2025 at 1:10 AM
So who's gonna getaway with me?
Morimoto Meal #2 was South Korean. Sundubu Jjigae and Soju & "Sprite"
Quite a light lunch. Spicy broth the star.
Quite a light lunch. Spicy broth the star.
November 7, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Morimoto Meal #2 was South Korean. Sundubu Jjigae and Soju & "Sprite"
Quite a light lunch. Spicy broth the star.
Quite a light lunch. Spicy broth the star.
Yep, still weird.
November 7, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Yep, still weird.
Dunno if it's working
November 7, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Dunno if it's working
Is this the most clear shot of the Mystic Seer I ever got? And will I be allowed to leave this place?
November 6, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Is this the most clear shot of the Mystic Seer I ever got? And will I be allowed to leave this place?
Hang on, there's hope?
November 5, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Hang on, there's hope?
Halloween's here already? Wow, time flies.
October 31, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Halloween's here already? Wow, time flies.
How do I love thee? Let me count the wafers.
October 28, 2025 at 12:28 AM
How do I love thee? Let me count the wafers.
Gratuitous foodity.
October 26, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Gratuitous foodity.