Thomas Banacek
thomasbanacek.bsky.social
Thomas Banacek
@thomasbanacek.bsky.social
Wouldn’t you be half kielbasa, half corned beef?
December 2, 2025 at 7:36 PM
So what are the onions pulling out if not germs?
December 2, 2025 at 1:01 PM
The amount of disdain for her from the maga crowd is over the top.

But it’s not about race. Oh no. Nor being a woman.🙄
December 1, 2025 at 3:12 PM
These loons say that it didn’t matter on the confirmation because the submission wasn’t signed, and those are the rules per “grok”.
December 1, 2025 at 3:06 PM
“DO IT NOW!”

They were short of men being deployed, so not enough ups and Amazon drivers.
December 1, 2025 at 11:57 AM
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And you can Trust me! I’m not one of those scammers telling you to check out some other guy who helped me!
November 30, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Isn’t that the coach who had Jordan McNair die under his watch?
November 30, 2025 at 6:38 PM
He’s still on break, so one of his brash aides has the account today.
November 30, 2025 at 6:34 PM
I thought that was George c Scott.

Had to look to find they both were in it. As usual, Brando played the role so expertly you didn’t even realize it was him.
November 30, 2025 at 3:50 AM
I’d never heard of punchbowl news before. Do I thought there was a story out there involving republicans talking around a punch bowl.
November 30, 2025 at 3:41 AM
“What do you mean I return the bottle so it can be used again? That’s communism!”
November 30, 2025 at 3:37 AM
In the good old days, it was simply “sure, he might be a murderous dictator who will kill anyone who threatens him, but he’s not talking about nationalizing the oil fields”
November 30, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Excellent use of alt text.
November 30, 2025 at 12:23 AM
How can Congress?
November 30, 2025 at 12:22 AM
They shouldn’t be doing it.
November 30, 2025 at 12:22 AM
It’s completely different. We had to send boats with our people on it. Russia used a land route.
November 30, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Wait! Buzzfeed is gone!?! But how will I know what products make me gen y?!?
November 30, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Maybe he thinks Napier is still coaching the team and figured he might go “oh, really, they’re only going to put 10 men out? This is a trap to tire our players out! I’m going to only put 10 out, too. No, 9. I’ll put out nine. Oh we are going to do be rested fsu won’t know what happened!”
November 30, 2025 at 12:14 AM
I tried to explain to someone that nothing would prevent the president from finding a lawyer today declaring the DNC a terrorist organization and it’s lawful to bomb the dem convention. They tried to argue it was nonsense because he could be impeached. Not sure how that helps the dnc.
November 29, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Reposted by Thomas Banacek
This would technically be an upside down sandwich!
November 10, 2024 at 9:36 PM
I call em pjs. They’re not just for flying!
November 27, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Rolling chairs are dope.

“Pass the gravy”
“Ooh, it’s low. I’ll get more from the kitchen”
“I got it”.. push off for gravy retrieval.
November 27, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Sorry. I’m old. So never saw it, never saw it, and never saw it. I’d also put on that that I have heard of them, but no idea where I would find the shows.
November 27, 2025 at 8:47 PM
The founders, known to be very wordy with their amendments. Lots of fluff and prose interjected.
November 27, 2025 at 3:22 PM