Thomas Schwenke
@thomasschwenke.bsky.social
He/Him, mainly here for Star Trek and movie stuff, bit of a reply guy, trying to be an ally, Judge not, that ye be not judged/love thy neighbour Christian
You can't even win a consecutive best actor Oscar for playing a (somewhat) historic figure. I blame Denzel culture
You can’t even lure children into your gingerbread house to eat them any more without being cooked in your own oven. I blame Hansel culture
December 28, 2025 at 1:24 PM
You can't even win a consecutive best actor Oscar for playing a (somewhat) historic figure. I blame Denzel culture
I'm actually not sure whether you can learn a lot about a person based on who their favourite Muppet is...
December 27, 2025 at 9:36 PM
I'm actually not sure whether you can learn a lot about a person based on who their favourite Muppet is...
Quantum Theory of Solace
Make a Bond movie academic
Goldfinger: Skin disorders among British miners in the Early Modern period
Goldfinger: Skin disorders among British miners in the Early Modern period
make a Bond movie academic
Protons Are Forever (unless certain grand unified theories are correct)
Protons Are Forever (unless certain grand unified theories are correct)
December 26, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Quantum Theory of Solace
Merry Christmas to everyone who celebrates and a calm and peaceful time to anyone else
December 24, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Merry Christmas to everyone who celebrates and a calm and peaceful time to anyone else
I second everything Dr. Janega wrote (though as I'm also Central European this shouldn't be that surprising)
-world's smallest violin time-
I do like very very very traditional Christmas stuff. This includes observing the full twelve days, and it means I get my tree usually the last weekend of advent because it needs to last through the sixth.
I do like very very very traditional Christmas stuff. This includes observing the full twelve days, and it means I get my tree usually the last weekend of advent because it needs to last through the sixth.
December 21, 2025 at 11:07 AM
I second everything Dr. Janega wrote (though as I'm also Central European this shouldn't be that surprising)
The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go.
So, Nazis are harmful, especially towards children. Though they just want to rob us blind. But in the end they'll be beaten by a diverse alliance of ordinary people who haven't much in common but hating Nazis? Nazi boss dies?
So, Nazis are harmful, especially towards children. Though they just want to rob us blind. But in the end they'll be beaten by a diverse alliance of ordinary people who haven't much in common but hating Nazis? Nazi boss dies?
December 19, 2025 at 8:55 PM
The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go.
So, Nazis are harmful, especially towards children. Though they just want to rob us blind. But in the end they'll be beaten by a diverse alliance of ordinary people who haven't much in common but hating Nazis? Nazi boss dies?
So, Nazis are harmful, especially towards children. Though they just want to rob us blind. But in the end they'll be beaten by a diverse alliance of ordinary people who haven't much in common but hating Nazis? Nazi boss dies?
8, 10, 5, 6& 7
If I have Warp 10 and a Holo-Doc who can retransform everyone whenever we need it, I can be everywhere all at once.
So the rest is just splurging. I like mental health (/ Deanna Troi), saucer separations are beautiful and as I have the credits just add the comfy seats package.
If I have Warp 10 and a Holo-Doc who can retransform everyone whenever we need it, I can be everywhere all at once.
So the rest is just splurging. I like mental health (/ Deanna Troi), saucer separations are beautiful and as I have the credits just add the comfy seats package.
3, 4, 8, who do we appreciate?! Lizard Babies!
Pepperoni pizza for everyone!
Pepperoni pizza for everyone!
December 7, 2025 at 7:10 PM
8, 10, 5, 6& 7
If I have Warp 10 and a Holo-Doc who can retransform everyone whenever we need it, I can be everywhere all at once.
So the rest is just splurging. I like mental health (/ Deanna Troi), saucer separations are beautiful and as I have the credits just add the comfy seats package.
If I have Warp 10 and a Holo-Doc who can retransform everyone whenever we need it, I can be everywhere all at once.
So the rest is just splurging. I like mental health (/ Deanna Troi), saucer separations are beautiful and as I have the credits just add the comfy seats package.
Ihm ist, als ob es tausend Stäbe gäbe
und hinter tausend Stäben keine Welt.
- Rainer Maria Rilke
und hinter tausend Stäben keine Welt.
- Rainer Maria Rilke
Which lines of poetry live rent-free in your head?
December 7, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Ihm ist, als ob es tausend Stäbe gäbe
und hinter tausend Stäben keine Welt.
- Rainer Maria Rilke
und hinter tausend Stäben keine Welt.
- Rainer Maria Rilke
So, the whole FIFA Peace Prize thing is obviously a travesty that even Sepp Blatter would have been ashamed of.
But I absolutely love the sculptor who said: 'A peace prize for Trump? Let's make it severed, rotting zombie hands trying to grab the globe!"
100% perfect! No remarks.
But I absolutely love the sculptor who said: 'A peace prize for Trump? Let's make it severed, rotting zombie hands trying to grab the globe!"
100% perfect! No remarks.
in the movies this is the screensaver on the computers at the world’s most evil company
December 6, 2025 at 6:28 AM
So, the whole FIFA Peace Prize thing is obviously a travesty that even Sepp Blatter would have been ashamed of.
But I absolutely love the sculptor who said: 'A peace prize for Trump? Let's make it severed, rotting zombie hands trying to grab the globe!"
100% perfect! No remarks.
But I absolutely love the sculptor who said: 'A peace prize for Trump? Let's make it severed, rotting zombie hands trying to grab the globe!"
100% perfect! No remarks.
I have been... and always shall be... your friend, Charlie Brown.
That "fuckin' nobody"... is John Wick, Charlie Brown.
I see dead people, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 5:33 AM
I have been... and always shall be... your friend, Charlie Brown.
Next up: Mamdani didn't tell the whole truth about becoming the Democrat candidate for the mayor of "New York City" by a wide margin.
The "New York City" he talked about is actually just called "New York"!!!!!1!1!
The "New York City" he talked about is actually just called "New York"!!!!!1!1!
October 29, 2025 at 7:30 AM
Next up: Mamdani didn't tell the whole truth about becoming the Democrat candidate for the mayor of "New York City" by a wide margin.
The "New York City" he talked about is actually just called "New York"!!!!!1!1!
The "New York City" he talked about is actually just called "New York"!!!!!1!1!
I still don't know anything about Baseball but what I gathered is:
Ohtani is basically Buck Bokai.
Though the Dogders aren't the London Kings in a still quite limited "World" Series but more like the Cardassian Union to the Jay's Bajorans.
And all of it is controlled by the Ferengi
Am I right?
Ohtani is basically Buck Bokai.
Though the Dogders aren't the London Kings in a still quite limited "World" Series but more like the Cardassian Union to the Jay's Bajorans.
And all of it is controlled by the Ferengi
Am I right?
October 23, 2025 at 11:12 AM
I still don't know anything about Baseball but what I gathered is:
Ohtani is basically Buck Bokai.
Though the Dogders aren't the London Kings in a still quite limited "World" Series but more like the Cardassian Union to the Jay's Bajorans.
And all of it is controlled by the Ferengi
Am I right?
Ohtani is basically Buck Bokai.
Though the Dogders aren't the London Kings in a still quite limited "World" Series but more like the Cardassian Union to the Jay's Bajorans.
And all of it is controlled by the Ferengi
Am I right?
I want 5 Star Trek series running concurrently. All catering to different tastes and age groups while still being steeped in IDIC.
1. a deeply moral political drama
2. an inspiring children's program
3. an action packed monster of the week
4. Lower Decks
5. an exploration of the farest future
1. a deeply moral political drama
2. an inspiring children's program
3. an action packed monster of the week
4. Lower Decks
5. an exploration of the farest future
I want a Star Trek series set in the ancient days of the Klingon home world, in the style of Game of Thrones, that tells the story of the real Kahless and his apotheosis. How they slayed their Gods because they were deemed "more trouble than they were worth."
Star Trek: The Legend of Kahless
Star Trek: The Legend of Kahless
I want a Star Trek series completely set on an alien ship, world, & crew. Ideally outside the Federation. Bring back practical sets with a huge makeup budget. Give me Tellarites, Benzites, or Tamarians and give them the 1 token human character or crewman (not the captain).
September 21, 2025 at 8:14 PM
I want 5 Star Trek series running concurrently. All catering to different tastes and age groups while still being steeped in IDIC.
1. a deeply moral political drama
2. an inspiring children's program
3. an action packed monster of the week
4. Lower Decks
5. an exploration of the farest future
1. a deeply moral political drama
2. an inspiring children's program
3. an action packed monster of the week
4. Lower Decks
5. an exploration of the farest future
Will they cut of Dartaygnions head in the middle of the movie? Most likely
September 13, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Will they cut of Dartaygnions head in the middle of the movie? Most likely
I started a Rewatchable of the 90ies Three Musketeers. I've got font memories let's see whether they hold up(and whether I don't fall asleep before the movie ends...
September 13, 2025 at 9:27 PM
I started a Rewatchable of the 90ies Three Musketeers. I've got font memories let's see whether they hold up(and whether I don't fall asleep before the movie ends...
Dessert mode ACTIVATE:
Best pie: apple
Best ice cream: my favourite ice-cream parlour when I was younyhad something called grandmas apple cake
Best donut: chocolate (?)
Best bar: Wunderbar
Best cake: Brownies
Best other: tiramisu
Best pie: apple
Best ice cream: my favourite ice-cream parlour when I was younyhad something called grandmas apple cake
Best donut: chocolate (?)
Best bar: Wunderbar
Best cake: Brownies
Best other: tiramisu
Dessert mode ACTIVATE:
Best pie: keylime
Best ice cream: Kilwins New Orleans Praline Pecan
Best donut: simple glazed
Best bar: whatchamacallit
Best cake: pancakes
Best other: cookie, double chocolate chunk
Best pie: keylime
Best ice cream: Kilwins New Orleans Praline Pecan
Best donut: simple glazed
Best bar: whatchamacallit
Best cake: pancakes
Best other: cookie, double chocolate chunk
Dessert mode ACTIVATE:
Best pie: pumpkin
Best ice cream: Java Chip
Best donut: Boston Creme
Best bar: Snickers
Best cake: Cheese
Best other: Chocolate Eclair
Best pie: pumpkin
Best ice cream: Java Chip
Best donut: Boston Creme
Best bar: Snickers
Best cake: Cheese
Best other: Chocolate Eclair
September 13, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Dessert mode ACTIVATE:
Best pie: apple
Best ice cream: my favourite ice-cream parlour when I was younyhad something called grandmas apple cake
Best donut: chocolate (?)
Best bar: Wunderbar
Best cake: Brownies
Best other: tiramisu
Best pie: apple
Best ice cream: my favourite ice-cream parlour when I was younyhad something called grandmas apple cake
Best donut: chocolate (?)
Best bar: Wunderbar
Best cake: Brownies
Best other: tiramisu
Charlie Kirk didn't deserve to die.He deserved to live a long life and see his life's work all those campaigns of hate and division shatter and fail.He deserved to live in a world where all he stood for was met with the shame it was due.
But he didn't get what he deserved because someone got a gun.
But he didn't get what he deserved because someone got a gun.
September 11, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Charlie Kirk didn't deserve to die.He deserved to live a long life and see his life's work all those campaigns of hate and division shatter and fail.He deserved to live in a world where all he stood for was met with the shame it was due.
But he didn't get what he deserved because someone got a gun.
But he didn't get what he deserved because someone got a gun.
Vacuum Otto
(I've never posted anything more niche)
(I've never posted anything more niche)
Mardy bum
September 5, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Vacuum Otto
(I've never posted anything more niche)
(I've never posted anything more niche)
Someone should talk to @jamesgunn.bsky.social about how they put Peacemaker on the most niche streamer they could find here in Germany while there still is no legal way to watch Creature Commandos and Superman most likely will be on a third (less obscure) streamer.
September 5, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Someone should talk to @jamesgunn.bsky.social about how they put Peacemaker on the most niche streamer they could find here in Germany while there still is no legal way to watch Creature Commandos and Superman most likely will be on a third (less obscure) streamer.
John Rhys-Davies, best know for Star Trek Voyagers Hologram da Vinci
September 4, 2025 at 3:58 PM
John Rhys-Davies, best know for Star Trek Voyagers Hologram da Vinci
I feel so seen!
August 15, 2025 at 6:52 AM
I feel so seen!
So, not only did Paramount give me brand new Star Trek for my 40th birthday it's also available day and date where I live.
Let's hit it!
Let's hit it!
July 17, 2025 at 8:15 PM
So, not only did Paramount give me brand new Star Trek for my 40th birthday it's also available day and date where I live.
Let's hit it!
Let's hit it!
Describe your favourite movie in the most misleading way possible.
Childhood friends reconnect over issues with their children.
Childhood friends reconnect over issues with their children.
June 12, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Describe your favourite movie in the most misleading way possible.
Childhood friends reconnect over issues with their children.
Childhood friends reconnect over issues with their children.
I took HBO's "Which Deadwood character are you?" quiz! Click here to take the quiz.
June 5, 2025 at 3:03 PM
I took HBO's "Which Deadwood character are you?" quiz! Click here to take the quiz.
So I cachted the end of Harry Potter 8 today at my parents. I must say it didn't hold up as well as I expected but I still absolutely love the series both on screen as in writing
Which makes it really hurtful that I won't ever be able to spend a single cent on the franchise before the witch is dead
Which makes it really hurtful that I won't ever be able to spend a single cent on the franchise before the witch is dead
May 24, 2025 at 9:40 PM
So I cachted the end of Harry Potter 8 today at my parents. I must say it didn't hold up as well as I expected but I still absolutely love the series both on screen as in writing
Which makes it really hurtful that I won't ever be able to spend a single cent on the franchise before the witch is dead
Which makes it really hurtful that I won't ever be able to spend a single cent on the franchise before the witch is dead