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Josh
@thoughtseize.bsky.social
Bad at card games.
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MRS. KLAUS: [over coms] You should be coming up on the North American continent in 20 clicks.
SANTA: Heh, time to get my coal ready.
MRS. KLAUS: Focus, S.
December 25, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Stone soup for dinner (everyone brings 45 cards to form a cube)
December 18, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Played like shiiit at locals. I have 4 weeks to get my shit together before Portland ugh
December 16, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Inject the most recent dandadan chapter right into my fucking Veins
December 15, 2025 at 4:07 PM
New Benoit Blanc movie is capital G Good. The trappings of small Catholic churches works great for me, and while Thompson is still sniping at conservatives he doesn't like on Twitter, hes doing it in a more productive and interesting way than he did in Glass Onion
December 15, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Removed from med school for refusing to stop referring to everything as "lovecraftian" or "most lovecraftian"
December 14, 2025 at 4:30 AM
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Tried drawing her a little different this time ✨

#sonicthehedgehog #amyrose
December 13, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Pro gamer joker (hes like the regular joker but complains about the meta instead of society)
December 12, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Hey bro if youre gonna keep posting "need a goth gf" you cant get mad when that means meeting a 50yo woman with strong feelings about the cure. Unless maybe you thought goth just meant having black hair and piercings but you wouldn't mean that right bro? Right?
December 12, 2025 at 7:54 PM
All standard decks be like "we're affordable except for the 8 cards that are worth 200 dollars"
December 12, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Its once again mail day.
December 8, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Ahahahahahah what the fuuuuck
December 7, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Played the first RCQ of the season on Sultai Reanimator!

R1 WW Lessons Monument
R2 WLL Lessons
R3 LL Airbending
R4 WW Rakdos aggro
R5 WLL Simic aggro

Disappointed in my play but I credit myself with making the correct deck choice for the event.
December 6, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Clocked the first couple of hours of Demonschool. Its more scooby doo than persona, and more devil survivor than scooby doo, so I'm really enjoying it so far.

These characters are pretty overtly cartoon archetypes but its working for me.
December 5, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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ORC BUTLER: there is a time for poison, but it would earn you no praise to kill him in secret, sir
ELF BUTLER: on the contrary, sir, be like the earth herself, and sour from within the man who dared cross you
ME: I will stab him with my envenomed spear ROTLIMB
ORC & ELF BUTLER: excellent choice, sir
November 30, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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October 12, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Taking stock for RCQ season. Excited to battle.
November 30, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Sluts, aka, men,
November 30, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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golden witch
November 29, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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November 29, 2025 at 7:34 PM
It is once again mail day
November 28, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Unfortunately im starting to think that despite the well developed encounters I just dont fucking enjoy dnd combat enough to really sink my teeth into bg3
November 27, 2025 at 11:38 PM
calling my wife over to the computer with a deeply serious "you gotta come and see this"
November 27, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Got so high I had to relearn to breathe and I thought this episode of x files was a cinematic victory
November 27, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Taking an edible and starting to organize my magic cards nothing will go wrong
November 26, 2025 at 1:16 AM