josh norris' herbalist
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YNWA. Mr Met Starts the Revolution. Onward Queen City.
I only take medical advice from Drs Mantis Toboggan and Leo Spaceman.
Secretary General - Erie County UMass Supporters
YNWA. Mr Met Starts the Revolution. Onward Queen City.
I only take medical advice from Drs Mantis Toboggan and Leo Spaceman.
Secretary General - Erie County UMass Supporters
The cool thing about hosting Thanksgiving is you get to clean the entire house, top to bottom. Its pristine for 48 hours and by the end of the day Thursday its a disaster AND you have zero motivation to clean again because you just did it.
November 26, 2025 at 2:16 AM
The cool thing about hosting Thanksgiving is you get to clean the entire house, top to bottom. Its pristine for 48 hours and by the end of the day Thursday its a disaster AND you have zero motivation to clean again because you just did it.
my contribution to Today's Discourse -
Cake - while delicious - is just wet bread.
Pie is superior both because you have way less pie over the course of the year and, well, its not wet bread.
Eat better pies and the truth is apparent.
Cake - while delicious - is just wet bread.
Pie is superior both because you have way less pie over the course of the year and, well, its not wet bread.
Eat better pies and the truth is apparent.
November 25, 2025 at 10:12 PM
my contribution to Today's Discourse -
Cake - while delicious - is just wet bread.
Pie is superior both because you have way less pie over the course of the year and, well, its not wet bread.
Eat better pies and the truth is apparent.
Cake - while delicious - is just wet bread.
Pie is superior both because you have way less pie over the course of the year and, well, its not wet bread.
Eat better pies and the truth is apparent.
maybe it's just me, but using the Whitney Houston anthem from the superbowl for the kids swim meet is a bit over the top
November 22, 2025 at 6:04 PM
maybe it's just me, but using the Whitney Houston anthem from the superbowl for the kids swim meet is a bit over the top
pornographic roux
November 22, 2025 at 5:23 PM
pornographic roux
Empire Hots has a loyal soldier in Erie County.
November 18, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Empire Hots has a loyal soldier in Erie County.
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I wanted Aaron Glenn to work in New York, but the Jets are a steaming pile of poorly coached dog shit.
November 14, 2025 at 3:28 AM
I wanted Aaron Glenn to work in New York, but the Jets are a steaming pile of poorly coached dog shit.
Christopher Nolan took this as an insult and made Tenet (complimentary)
does anyone else remember the way inception was sold as this super confusing movie? and that newspapers were printing visual guides on what the plot was? and then you saw the movie and it was actually really straight forward?
what was that about
what was that about
November 11, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Christopher Nolan took this as an insult and made Tenet (complimentary)
"Please stop getting mad at us for the thing we arranged and signed off on in secret"
The sooner we get past internal recriminations and back to fighting united, the better off we all are — the likelier our victory next November.
November 10, 2025 at 10:01 PM
"Please stop getting mad at us for the thing we arranged and signed off on in secret"
My grandfather worked 6 days a week in the hot mill at Republic Steel and still needed to have his brother's family live with him to afford a 1,200 sq ft house in Lackawanna in 1955
15 percent of American homes lacked indoor plumbing in 1960.
The idea that everyone in 1955 America lived in a split-level suburban home with two cars and three kids and one income is, quite simply, a fantasy borne of media consumption.
The idea that everyone in 1955 America lived in a split-level suburban home with two cars and three kids and one income is, quite simply, a fantasy borne of media consumption.
November 9, 2025 at 2:19 PM
My grandfather worked 6 days a week in the hot mill at Republic Steel and still needed to have his brother's family live with him to afford a 1,200 sq ft house in Lackawanna in 1955
Gary - It looks like there's a group of Mets fans out by the pen reciting the Shahada, John can we get a closer look at that?.
Ron - No hesitation there Gare
Keith - Receiving the light of Islam, great for those fans. Really good bunch we have out today at the ballpark.
Ron - No hesitation there Gare
Keith - Receiving the light of Islam, great for those fans. Really good bunch we have out today at the ballpark.
Tuberville: “We just saw what happened in NY. We lost NY. It will be completely Muslim in 3-4 years. That’s what they want. And it’s going to spread throughout the country.”
November 7, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Gary - It looks like there's a group of Mets fans out by the pen reciting the Shahada, John can we get a closer look at that?.
Ron - No hesitation there Gare
Keith - Receiving the light of Islam, great for those fans. Really good bunch we have out today at the ballpark.
Ron - No hesitation there Gare
Keith - Receiving the light of Islam, great for those fans. Really good bunch we have out today at the ballpark.
Oh good, I can pester Zellner about something new if he wins S61, and Karen McMahon is about to go on speed dial.
BREAKING: Cornell caved.
Here is the settlement agreement, signed today by the university's president, Michael Kotlikoff: statements.cornell.edu/2025/documen...
Here is the settlement agreement, signed today by the university's president, Michael Kotlikoff: statements.cornell.edu/2025/documen...
November 7, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Oh good, I can pester Zellner about something new if he wins S61, and Karen McMahon is about to go on speed dial.
I generally think Lego sets that you can't actually play with are dumb, but this whips.
www.lego.com/en-us/produc...
www.lego.com/en-us/produc...
Star Trek: U.S.S. Enterprise NCC-1701-D™ 10356 | LEGO® Icons | Buy online at the Official LEGO® Shop US
LEGO® Icons Star Trek model kit for adults
www.lego.com
November 6, 2025 at 4:04 PM
I generally think Lego sets that you can't actually play with are dumb, but this whips.
www.lego.com/en-us/produc...
www.lego.com/en-us/produc...
and while im bitching about it, Jeremy Zellner needs to be run out of the EC Dems on a rail. The Dems didn't bother to recruit a candidate in EC Leg 6, 10, 11, EC Sheriff, 11 different town supervisors, 8 town clerks, and like a dozen town council races
November 5, 2025 at 2:50 PM
and while im bitching about it, Jeremy Zellner needs to be run out of the EC Dems on a rail. The Dems didn't bother to recruit a candidate in EC Leg 6, 10, 11, EC Sheriff, 11 different town supervisors, 8 town clerks, and like a dozen town council races
I wonder how long its going to take noted loser Dan Gagliardo and the rest of the thumb sucking GOP dweebs in Amherst to pick up all their signs that were illegally placed on public right of ways.
November 5, 2025 at 2:36 PM
I wonder how long its going to take noted loser Dan Gagliardo and the rest of the thumb sucking GOP dweebs in Amherst to pick up all their signs that were illegally placed on public right of ways.
Looking forward to never voting for this asshole again
Q: It's election day in NYC. Did you vote for Mamdani or Cuomo?
Schumer: "Look, I voted, and I look forward to working with the next mayor to help NYC."
Schumer: "Look, I voted, and I look forward to working with the next mayor to help NYC."
November 4, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Looking forward to never voting for this asshole again
Boy #1 told me that Skalloween is "stupid and lame" so as a measured, adult response I'm playing ska louder this year while giving out candy.
October 31, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Boy #1 told me that Skalloween is "stupid and lame" so as a measured, adult response I'm playing ska louder this year while giving out candy.
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treyllballins
October 30, 2025 at 2:06 AM
treyllballins
In July I almost got hit by a huge F250 down the street from here that just decided not to stop at O'Connell
October 28, 2025 at 7:48 PM
In July I almost got hit by a huge F250 down the street from here that just decided not to stop at O'Connell
My wife does not give the NBA even the cursory acknowledgement she gives to NFL/NHL/MLB and she could tell Wemby was the best player on the floor within a minute of being in the room.
Wemby took two field goal attempts in the first half, didn't block a shot, and completely controlled the game.
At least twice, Raptors have gotten into the lane, seen Wemby waiting there, and straight up just thrown the ball out of bounds. He's disintegrating their offense by standing there.
October 28, 2025 at 5:50 PM
My wife does not give the NBA even the cursory acknowledgement she gives to NFL/NHL/MLB and she could tell Wemby was the best player on the floor within a minute of being in the room.
My most old man coded opinion is that center court logos are too big
October 24, 2025 at 12:01 AM
My most old man coded opinion is that center court logos are too big
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Discworld QOTD, from Feet of Clay
October 18, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Discworld QOTD, from Feet of Clay
I was married, but I'm not married anymore. Women don't like the vehicle.
October 16, 2025 at 4:09 PM
I was married, but I'm not married anymore. Women don't like the vehicle.