The Wild Kat 💜
@thwildkat15.bsky.social
I like sports & theatre. Star Wars prequel apologist. Maybe a Hobbit. Northwestern/White Sox/Packers/Blackhawks. Bi 🩷💜💙 + ADHD. Opinions my own. (She/her)
EXPECTATION: I’m not gonna lie to my kid about Santa when I become a mom.
REALITY: IF YOU DON’T GO TO SLEEP, SANTA WON’T COME!!!
REALITY: IF YOU DON’T GO TO SLEEP, SANTA WON’T COME!!!
December 25, 2025 at 3:27 AM
EXPECTATION: I’m not gonna lie to my kid about Santa when I become a mom.
REALITY: IF YOU DON’T GO TO SLEEP, SANTA WON’T COME!!!
REALITY: IF YOU DON’T GO TO SLEEP, SANTA WON’T COME!!!
Merry Christmas to all, and to all, a good night.
December 25, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Merry Christmas to all, and to all, a good night.
Two years ago today.
Miss you, Dad. 💜
Miss you, Dad. 💜
December 23, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Two years ago today.
Miss you, Dad. 💜
Miss you, Dad. 💜
Illini Boyfriend just stated singing “Old Man Rivers” about the Colts, and I am SEETHING that I didn’t think of it first.
December 23, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Illini Boyfriend just stated singing “Old Man Rivers” about the Colts, and I am SEETHING that I didn’t think of it first.
I, an extrovert, just said no to a party invitation even though I'm technically available because I have too much going on, would need too much childcare, and it's over an hour away.
Please clap.
Please clap.
December 22, 2025 at 4:23 PM
I, an extrovert, just said no to a party invitation even though I'm technically available because I have too much going on, would need too much childcare, and it's over an hour away.
Please clap.
Please clap.
Hank really said, “I’m going to the journals, need anything?”
In the new year I want to do a series on HanksChannel called “find the papers” where I take a fun science fact and then actually find the papers that established that knowledge.
Anything you want me to dig up? I’ve already done “Male anglerfish are sexual parasites.”
Anything you want me to dig up? I’ve already done “Male anglerfish are sexual parasites.”
December 21, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Hank really said, “I’m going to the journals, need anything?”
Yes, yes, Bears fans, congratulations on barely beating our scrubs. Go Pack Go.
December 21, 2025 at 7:06 AM
Yes, yes, Bears fans, congratulations on barely beating our scrubs. Go Pack Go.
I just did what I hope is a VERY NORMAL THING: a short cry on the couch because 👶 will never be this little at Christmas again
December 20, 2025 at 2:40 AM
I just did what I hope is a VERY NORMAL THING: a short cry on the couch because 👶 will never be this little at Christmas again
Reposted by The Wild Kat 💜
We should never have stopped calling these people weird
Tent where Charlie Kirk was murdered recreated at Turning Point convention — for selfies
Among the attractions at the Turning Point USA (TPUSA) conference being held in Phoenix, Arizona this weekend is an opportunity for attendees to get their picture taken in front of a re-creation of th...
www.rawstory.com
December 19, 2025 at 7:28 PM
We should never have stopped calling these people weird
I am against the death penalty SPECIFICALLY because you can’t look me in the eye and not say we, as a people, haven’t put innocent prisoners to death.
This is abhorrent.
This is abhorrent.
BREAKING: The Florida Supreme Court upheld Florida’s law, making it the only state to allow juries split 8-4 to sentence people to death.
Permitting non-unanimous, divided juries to sentence people to death is unconstitutional and increases the risk of executing an innocent person.
Permitting non-unanimous, divided juries to sentence people to death is unconstitutional and increases the risk of executing an innocent person.
December 18, 2025 at 6:40 PM
I am against the death penalty SPECIFICALLY because you can’t look me in the eye and not say we, as a people, haven’t put innocent prisoners to death.
This is abhorrent.
This is abhorrent.
Are these earrings specifically designated as Kentucky fan gear? Yes.
Do people know that when I wear them to Northwestern games? No. 😏💜🤍
Do people know that when I wear them to Northwestern games? No. 😏💜🤍
December 18, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Are these earrings specifically designated as Kentucky fan gear? Yes.
Do people know that when I wear them to Northwestern games? No. 😏💜🤍
Do people know that when I wear them to Northwestern games? No. 😏💜🤍
Nebraska is good at men's basketball; we truly live in the dumbest timeline.
December 16, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Nebraska is good at men's basketball; we truly live in the dumbest timeline.
This happened last night at my mom’s. I’m so sorry, Mom.
December 15, 2025 at 3:27 PM
This happened last night at my mom’s. I’m so sorry, Mom.
I think we’d achieve world peace if everyone did a supine twist for a minute every morning. I feel like a new person every time.
December 13, 2025 at 5:56 PM
I think we’d achieve world peace if everyone did a supine twist for a minute every morning. I feel like a new person every time.
You keep my baby out of this!
December 12, 2025 at 5:54 AM
You keep my baby out of this!
Chicago supremacy remains undefeated
December 11, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Chicago supremacy remains undefeated
ANYBODY GOT AN EXTRA KIDNEY I CAN SELL
The actor Sir Ian McKellen, a Shakespearean actor also known as the wizard Gandalf in all three “Lord of the Rings” films, is coming to Chicago Shakespeare Theater for a one-night benefit performance in January.
Ian McKellan will perform Shakespeare — and Gandalf — in Chicago
The actor Sir Ian McKellen, a Shakespearean actor also known as the wizard Gandalf in all three “Lord of the Rings” films, is coming to Chicago Shakespeare Theater.
trib.al
December 11, 2025 at 7:12 PM
ANYBODY GOT AN EXTRA KIDNEY I CAN SELL
Idk why we clown on Phillip Rivers for having so many kids. HE CAN AFFORD TO TAKE CARE OF THEM ALL. If he and his wife are cool with it, let them have the big family of their dreams! That’s awesome!
December 11, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Idk why we clown on Phillip Rivers for having so many kids. HE CAN AFFORD TO TAKE CARE OF THEM ALL. If he and his wife are cool with it, let them have the big family of their dreams! That’s awesome!
Ahem.
HEAR YE, HEAR YE
I’M OFFICIALLY GOING TO THE BOWL GAME
HIT YA GIRL UP IF YOU’RE COMING, TOO
HEAR YE, HEAR YE
I’M OFFICIALLY GOING TO THE BOWL GAME
HIT YA GIRL UP IF YOU’RE COMING, TOO
December 11, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Ahem.
HEAR YE, HEAR YE
I’M OFFICIALLY GOING TO THE BOWL GAME
HIT YA GIRL UP IF YOU’RE COMING, TOO
HEAR YE, HEAR YE
I’M OFFICIALLY GOING TO THE BOWL GAME
HIT YA GIRL UP IF YOU’RE COMING, TOO
Extremely Stefon from SNL Voice: The hottest club right now is college football. It has everything: Lane Kiffin leaving his kids right before the most important games of the season, Catholics crashing out, ritual Pop Tart sacrifice, and inappropriate relations between staff members.
a man covering his face with his hands in front of a map
ALT: a man covering his face with his hands in front of a map
media.tenor.com
December 10, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Extremely Stefon from SNL Voice: The hottest club right now is college football. It has everything: Lane Kiffin leaving his kids right before the most important games of the season, Catholics crashing out, ritual Pop Tart sacrifice, and inappropriate relations between staff members.
Who needs celebrity gossip when you have Notre Dame and Michigan lately??? 🫖
December 10, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Who needs celebrity gossip when you have Notre Dame and Michigan lately??? 🫖
👶 burst into my office, hid in the closet, closed the door, and then from inside the closet declared, “[His name] gone.”
December 10, 2025 at 4:52 PM
👶 burst into my office, hid in the closet, closed the door, and then from inside the closet declared, “[His name] gone.”
Hey, I don’t know who needs to hear this, but don’t film your kid crying and post it on the internet.
December 10, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Hey, I don’t know who needs to hear this, but don’t film your kid crying and post it on the internet.
Beyond parody
Marco Rubio ordered diplomats to return to using Times New Roman font in official communications, calling his predecessor's decision to adopt Calibri a “wasteful” diversity move
Rubio Stages Font Coup: Times New Roman Ousts Calibri
The secretary of state called it a "wasteful" diversity move, according to an internal department cable seen by Reuters.
www.huffpost.com
December 10, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Beyond parody
Idk why I feel the need to post about this, but Disney turned Frozen into a stage musical, gave Elsa two new songs, and they’re amazing. One of them (“Dangerous to Dream”) is heartbreaking and pretty, and the other (“Monster”) positively FUCKS.
December 10, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Idk why I feel the need to post about this, but Disney turned Frozen into a stage musical, gave Elsa two new songs, and they’re amazing. One of them (“Dangerous to Dream”) is heartbreaking and pretty, and the other (“Monster”) positively FUCKS.