TiePig
@tiepig.bsky.social
They/Them | Queer | 35 | London
Everyone's 'a little bit autistic' until it's time to hyperfixate on this dick
18+ account (at least in theory)
Everyone's 'a little bit autistic' until it's time to hyperfixate on this dick
18+ account (at least in theory)
Suited, booted, and ready to stop my adopted himbo grandson from making the biggest mistake of his life.
November 30, 2025 at 10:39 AM
Suited, booted, and ready to stop my adopted himbo grandson from making the biggest mistake of his life.
Checking that my suit still fits before Sunday.
"Are you going to a wedding, Nathan?" You ask, stupidly.
No! I'm going to a wedding-themed 10-hour D&D session where my character's adopted grandson is marrying a woman who I do NOT approve of.
"Are you going to a wedding, Nathan?" You ask, stupidly.
No! I'm going to a wedding-themed 10-hour D&D session where my character's adopted grandson is marrying a woman who I do NOT approve of.
November 28, 2025 at 10:35 AM
Checking that my suit still fits before Sunday.
"Are you going to a wedding, Nathan?" You ask, stupidly.
No! I'm going to a wedding-themed 10-hour D&D session where my character's adopted grandson is marrying a woman who I do NOT approve of.
"Are you going to a wedding, Nathan?" You ask, stupidly.
No! I'm going to a wedding-themed 10-hour D&D session where my character's adopted grandson is marrying a woman who I do NOT approve of.
This is a review of the bar I go to. The bar where I play D&D. The D&D bar. The bar specifically for playing D&D.
November 25, 2025 at 10:29 PM
This is a review of the bar I go to. The bar where I play D&D. The D&D bar. The bar specifically for playing D&D.
I've been playing Kingdom Hearts for 23 years and this is the first time I've ever had the patience/skill to actually unlock Ultima Weapon
November 22, 2025 at 11:50 AM
I've been playing Kingdom Hearts for 23 years and this is the first time I've ever had the patience/skill to actually unlock Ultima Weapon
AI - not only can it not give the correct answer, it can't even consistently give the wrong answer within a single search result.
November 15, 2025 at 6:57 PM
AI - not only can it not give the correct answer, it can't even consistently give the wrong answer within a single search result.
The Your Party sceptics rn.
Seriously though, Your Party might be the biggest failure in progressive UK politics since Nick Clegg. I still maintain that the entire thing is just an extremely successful marketing campaign for the Greens.
Seriously though, Your Party might be the biggest failure in progressive UK politics since Nick Clegg. I still maintain that the entire thing is just an extremely successful marketing campaign for the Greens.
November 15, 2025 at 1:18 PM
The Your Party sceptics rn.
Seriously though, Your Party might be the biggest failure in progressive UK politics since Nick Clegg. I still maintain that the entire thing is just an extremely successful marketing campaign for the Greens.
Seriously though, Your Party might be the biggest failure in progressive UK politics since Nick Clegg. I still maintain that the entire thing is just an extremely successful marketing campaign for the Greens.
First mulled wine of the season! And it's possibly the best I've ever had.
November 14, 2025 at 8:16 PM
First mulled wine of the season! And it's possibly the best I've ever had.
Managed my first run in two weeks due to a dodgy hip, so naturally I deserve a healthy reward >.>
November 12, 2025 at 9:44 AM
Managed my first run in two weeks due to a dodgy hip, so naturally I deserve a healthy reward >.>
A summary of my experience with the Kirby Air Riders demo.
November 8, 2025 at 10:00 AM
A summary of my experience with the Kirby Air Riders demo.
I have inside information that this is the Your Party venue:
November 7, 2025 at 7:26 PM
I have inside information that this is the Your Party venue:
This is how I'm going to look every time someone dislikes one of my posts.
November 2, 2025 at 1:06 PM
This is how I'm going to look every time someone dislikes one of my posts.
Top 10 Most Hated Videogame Characters entry right here.
October 27, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Top 10 Most Hated Videogame Characters entry right here.
I don't know how to explain this, but; mood.
October 24, 2025 at 7:55 PM
I don't know how to explain this, but; mood.
What it's like inside your head...
October 23, 2025 at 9:01 PM
What it's like inside your head...
This game is 8 years older than Pokémon Legends ZA.
October 21, 2025 at 4:16 PM
This game is 8 years older than Pokémon Legends ZA.
It's finally red wine and boardgames season again!
October 19, 2025 at 3:12 PM
It's finally red wine and boardgames season again!
Me when I remember I own an F-Machine and half a dozen monster-sized dildos.
October 18, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Me when I remember I own an F-Machine and half a dozen monster-sized dildos.
You'll take a Gogoat line art and you'll like it :-p
October 16, 2025 at 7:45 PM
You'll take a Gogoat line art and you'll like it :-p
The stuff for my Halloween outfit has started to arrive \0/
Also my new drawing board, because I'm a proper fancy artist with equipment now
Also my new drawing board, because I'm a proper fancy artist with equipment now
October 15, 2025 at 1:10 PM
The stuff for my Halloween outfit has started to arrive \0/
Also my new drawing board, because I'm a proper fancy artist with equipment now
Also my new drawing board, because I'm a proper fancy artist with equipment now