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TiePig
@tiepig.bsky.social
They/Them | Queer | 35 | London

Everyone's 'a little bit autistic' until it's time to hyperfixate on this dick

18+ account (at least in theory)
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Took a genuinely nice photo of us \0/
Suited, booted, and ready to stop my adopted himbo grandson from making the biggest mistake of his life.
November 30, 2025 at 10:39 AM
CHRIMAS
November 29, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Speaker at the Your Party conference: calling people transphobic is disrespectful.
Meanwhile, in the Green Party:
November 29, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Watching old shows like Jonathan Creek can be wild, 'cause I'll just be sitting here enjoying a perfectly normal episode, then randomly at the end, one of the main characters will commit a hate crime at an afro-caribbean funeral as the punchline of a joke.
November 28, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Just read "You're not submissive, you just like being given clear instructions because you're autistic" on tiktok and I fear my eyebrows have been blown clean off.
November 28, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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Hope is here.

Help us beat Reform in May. Donate today ⤵️
November 28, 2025 at 7:31 AM
Checking that my suit still fits before Sunday.

"Are you going to a wedding, Nathan?" You ask, stupidly.

No! I'm going to a wedding-themed 10-hour D&D session where my character's adopted grandson is marrying a woman who I do NOT approve of.
November 28, 2025 at 10:35 AM
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Happy Thanksgiving everyone!
If you’re not with your bio family today hopefully you’ve got you’re forged family with you. And if you’re alone you’re never alone as long as you’ve got some kind of community, in person or online. Be kind to one another, we’ve got a greater enemy to hate on.
November 27, 2025 at 6:44 PM
It is time
November 27, 2025 at 5:22 PM
This game REALLY needs a 'my answer was correct, I just can't spell' button.

catfishing.net
#521 - 3.5/10
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catfishing - the Wikipedia guessing game
Guess the Wikipedia article from its categories. 10 interesting people, places, and things to guess every day.
catfishing.net
November 26, 2025 at 5:43 PM
This is a review of the bar I go to. The bar where I play D&D. The D&D bar. The bar specifically for playing D&D.
November 25, 2025 at 10:29 PM
I've been playing Kingdom Hearts for 23 years and this is the first time I've ever had the patience/skill to actually unlock Ultima Weapon
November 22, 2025 at 11:50 AM
I'm starting to see why - I've seen more of his body in this series than I have some porn actors.
I've started watching Jonathan Creek and being forced to come to terms with the fact that I had the biggest crush on Alan Davies as a kid. >.>
November 21, 2025 at 5:59 PM
I've started watching Jonathan Creek and being forced to come to terms with the fact that I had the biggest crush on Alan Davies as a kid. >.>
November 20, 2025 at 12:51 PM
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Also from the leader of the Green Party @zackpolanski.bsky.social on TdoR
November 20, 2025 at 10:04 AM
I most likely won't get my ADHD meds till next April. 🙃
November 19, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I'm so tired
November 19, 2025 at 11:58 AM
BOOM! I got 100/100 on today's Wordgy

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🔥 10-day streak

wordgy.com/185
Wordgy #185 | Daily Word Chain Game
Connect the chain of words once a day to get the highest score, and create your own word chains to challenge your friends.
wordgy.com
November 19, 2025 at 8:16 AM
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you can't make me learn what "cloudflare" is. I shouldn't have to know these things. I have a sensitive artistic spirit
November 18, 2025 at 4:30 PM
I stg if he says so much as two complete sentences in the entire film, I'm walking out of the cinema and demanding my money back.
First official look at the live-action ‘Legend of Zelda’ movie ⚔️

In theaters May 7, 2027
November 17, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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Look, I know that fast fashion is terrible and I try to buy nothing new and repair what I have whenever possible. But my normal resistance to Temu ads is utterly undone by this objectively incredible item
November 11, 2025 at 7:40 PM
AI - not only can it not give the correct answer, it can't even consistently give the wrong answer within a single search result.
November 15, 2025 at 6:57 PM
I genuinely think that Clara might have been able to redeem herself as a companion if she hadn't randomly chosen to fall in love with literally the worst character to appear on TV since the days of Xander Harris and Ross Gellar.
November 15, 2025 at 3:41 PM
The Your Party sceptics rn.

Seriously though, Your Party might be the biggest failure in progressive UK politics since Nick Clegg. I still maintain that the entire thing is just an extremely successful marketing campaign for the Greens.
November 15, 2025 at 1:18 PM
First mulled wine of the season! And it's possibly the best I've ever had.
November 14, 2025 at 8:16 PM