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They/Them | Queer | 35 | London Everyone's 'a little bit autistic' until it's time to hyperfixate on this dick 18+ account (at least in theory)

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TiePig @tiepig.bsky.social · Oct 8

Took a genuinely nice photo of us \0/

Me and Chris playing minigolf in Maspalomas

TiePig @tiepig.bsky.social · 15h

Traditionally you roshambo over the bottoms back to decide turn order. Alternatively, roll for initiative.

TiePig @tiepig.bsky.social · 18h

First test of my new colours, and my character for the 'A Familiar Problem' ttrpg.

Forever the 'Raven', summoned by a little emo boy wizard who wanted a really cool goth bird, but keeps accidentally summoning an extremely flamboyant macaw.

TiePig @tiepig.bsky.social · 19h

Sorted!

Don't look too closely at the names of the colours. >.>

TiePig @tiepig.bsky.social · 1d

These pens cost about 30p each and are so much better in quality than the ones I got from Hobbycraft, that cost about £2 each. >.>

TiePig @tiepig.bsky.social · 1d

PENS! THOUSANDS OF THEM!

And they're not in any kind of order >.>

TiePig @tiepig.bsky.social · 1d

Now get this picture printed on a t-shirt, and have someone draw you wearing it.

TiePig @tiepig.bsky.social · 1d

Been invited to a TTRPG game in which one of the spells is 'Summon Hole', and I'm devastated to report that it's with a group of people that simply will not find that as funny as I do.

Doubly frustrating as one of the other people playing is someone I'm very much trying to cast 'Summon Hole' on >.>

TiePig @tiepig.bsky.social · 1d

I spent so long rejecting the idea of cursed dice. Then I did a roll test on my favourite D20 and it actually was heavily weighted in favour of low rolls. >.>

TiePig @tiepig.bsky.social · 2d

Starting to get the hang of alcohol markers. Still extremely unclear on how the hell I blend them though. >.>

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Classical Studies Memes for Hellenistic Teens @csmfht.bsky.social · 3d

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No More Robots @nomorerobots.io · 3d

Here's how we handle manchildren on the Steam forums at No More Robots:

TiePig @tiepig.bsky.social · 4d

I'm going to run for Prime Minister, on the singular issue of 'ban leaf blowers', and I'm going to win by a fucking landslide ISTG

TiePig @tiepig.bsky.social · 5d

The Eleventh Doctor is so real.

TiePig @tiepig.bsky.social · 5d

I'm tired of this, Grandpa!

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Mike Keil @mikekeil.bsky.social · 5d

A good news story! Have a great day.
Renewables overtake coal as world's biggest source of electricity
www.bbc.com/news/article...

Renewables overtake coal as world's biggest source of electricity

Developing countries lead the historic clean energy charge but the US and EU rely more on fossil fuels than before, a think tank study shows.

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Chibdm @chibdm.bsky.social · 6d

Robin Williams' daughter has some quality thoughts on AI slop

TiePig @tiepig.bsky.social · 6d

A summary of Thousand Year Blood War

Quincies: Ha! We tricked you!
Reapers: No it was actually us that tricked you!
Q: That's exactly what we wanted you to think, but we are the ones doing the tricking!
R: Oh no no, coz we have this secret and very tricky weapon!
Q: Nuh-uh-uh!
R: Yuh-huh!
And so on

TiePig @tiepig.bsky.social · 7d

NGL I'm starting to get half decent at this.

TiePig @tiepig.bsky.social · 7d

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essencesimmone.blacksky.app @essencesimmone.blacksky.app · 9d

Those who are 35+, what advice do you have for people just entering their 30s?

TiePig @tiepig.bsky.social · 8d

Is it too early to start listening to Christmas music? >.>

TiePig @tiepig.bsky.social · 8d

The hardest thing about learning to draw faces is having this nightmare stare out at me till I've got to the point where I can give it eyelids and lips and shit. >.>

TiePig @tiepig.bsky.social · 8d

Bring the rat home plz

TiePig @tiepig.bsky.social · 9d

Amy and the Doctor both got rawdogged by Vincent Van Gogh and I will hear no comments to the contrary.

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The Ass is the father of the legs @internethippo.bsky.social · 9d

"We're going to create superintelligence" How about making outlook search work first. How about that

TiePig @tiepig.bsky.social · 9d

I've managed to buy a bottle of whiskey so rancid that even a single mixed with Dr Pepper tastes like a chemical burn.