“This stuff is really cheap. And there’s loads of it.”
“Where do you reckon it comes from?”
“Well it comes out of this pipe owned by the world’s most awful cunts.”
“How does it get in there?”
“Like I give a shit.”
“Great! No further questions.”

— Economics A Level, 2026

What’s happened in these cases (Spotify, YouTube etc) is that a corporation has decided to maximise its profits by not paying its suppliers and workers, while selling that idea to its customers as a bargain.

Same as Amazon or any high street fast fashion clothing brand. It’s a grift.

Fuck off.

Haven’t seen anyone post this classic that ingrained Schmovement into my daily vocabulary

my personal favorites

rent-free in my head

Shocked no one has posted the two wolves one.

This is Minneapolis elementary school pick up:

The alert also recommends: "Bring your whistle & wear your hat. If you have a respirator or goggles bring them in a small backpack. We don't want to show up looking alarming for the kids but chemical weapons are being used widely in the area."

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