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London and València
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The new craze of 6-7 in lifts is really annoying
December 31, 2025 at 10:31 AM
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happytoast.co.uk
It's incredible how close the Red Arrows fly together, must take nerves of steel
Red Arrows spelling a rude word in the sky
September 17, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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Want better fresh air connectivity in South West London? Please help this petition to open the pathway along the
#riverwandle in #Earlsfield
Go look www.wandlevalleyforum.org.uk
chng.it/PPD2LqX6dH
Fix the "Missing Link" in the Wandle Trail
Can you spare a minute to help this campaign?
chng.it
January 31, 2025 at 1:18 PM
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Bluesky!
November 28, 2024 at 1:02 PM
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uncleduke1969.bsky.social
“The guy in 3C has drugs in his butt.”
“Hush now, Tim, we’re on vacation.”
A German Shepherd sits in an airplane seat. Photo is of the back of their head, taken from the seat behind.
November 25, 2024 at 1:36 PM
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theguardian.com
Ben Jennings on Santa’s dilemma this Christmas – cartoon
Ben Jennings on Santa’s dilemma this Christmas – cartoon
Continue reading...
dlvr.it
November 18, 2024 at 6:00 PM
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chrisbrooke.bsky.social
This was Austrian Airlines' final post over on the Twitter.
Austrian Airlines' farewell to the Twitter.
November 13, 2024 at 6:08 PM
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stephencollins.bsky.social
A print for that special family member who's into pre-Christian supermarket sex

Link to shop in bio
Scene is WAITROSE CUSTOMER SERVICES DESK. Behind it is a staff member, whose name we will soon learn is BECKY. She is dealing with a customer, for now out of shot, while talking to her manager on the phone. BECKY [on phone]:  Yeah, hiya... 2 BECKY: Yes I have a customer here who wants to complain about the Easter eggs. 3 BECKY [putting hand over receiver while addressing the customer stood at the desk in front of her]: Sorry what was your name again? 4 [Pull back to show the customer is a very tall, green-skinned, PAGAN GODDESS, festooned with flowers. Stood next to her is her son, a normal human teenager in a hoodie, who looks mortified by his mum.] PAGAN GODDESS: Eostre the Pagan Goddess of Fertility 5 BECKY Sorry - Your name is Easter…? PAGAN GODDESS: Eostre. 6 VICKY: Your name is Easter and you want to complain about the Easter eggs. 7 PAGAN GODDESS: Sorry love, what’s your name? BECKY: Becky PAGAN GODDESS: Well, Vicky - 8 PAGAN GODDESS: If it was you who’d shagged the solar god of the Equinox to give birth to an actual living god - my son Darren here - TEENAGE BOY: Muuum… 9 PAGAN GODDESS: ….only to have all your efforts totally forgotten by history, you’d have a complaint too! 10 PAGAN GODDESS: Aisle four is full of products, with no hint of the true meaning of the festival! 11 BECKY: You mean… Jesus…? PAGAN GODDESS: I mean shagging, Vicky. 12 PAGAN GODDESS: Is it too much to see  just a little bit of pre-Christian sex in Aisle 4? TEENAGE BOY: MUUUUM
November 17, 2024 at 12:43 PM