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Tim Chuma
@timchuma.com
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Writer, photographer, artist and film fan from Australia. My views are my own and not those of my employer.
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Tim Chuma @timchuma.com · 19d
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Ministry - N.W.O. (Original) HD
It's Alright, It's Alright It's Alright, It's Alright All the locals hide their tears of regret Open fire 'cause I love you to death Sky…
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Scarred For Life @scarredforlife.bsky.social · 3h
Northwest weirdies! Join me and @bobfischer.bsky.social for our GHOST STORY SPECIAL at Dukes Lancaster on Wednesday 29 October - it's a big group chat about all things spooky. Bring your real-life ghost stories too!

Tickets: bit.ly/3HK5duQ
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b3ta @b3ta.com · 12h
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Artist: S4RK https://b3ta.com/board/11421833
From the 'Spooky Pop' challenge https://b3ta.com/challenge/spookypop/popular/ #SpookyPop
b3ta loves the way you move
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Muppet Pictures @muppetpictures.bsky.social · 12h
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Tim Chuma @timchuma.com · 11h
It's not really as popular these days not that I have been near it for years. A lot of people have moved on to discord and more fractured communities
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Roystoncartoons @roystoncartoons.bsky.social · 11h
Cartoon from Private Eye about the orange idiot.
Sign on GP Surgery door says "Thank you for not consulting Google, social media or the US president"
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Tim Chuma @timchuma.com · 12h
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Tim Chuma @timchuma.com · 12h
Might be a while
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Retro Computers @retrocomps.bsky.social · 16h
I looked up the artist of this ad, Martin Kenwright. Mr. Kenwright's had a long and storied career in computer games: working on Tetris ports out of college, flight sims in the 80s, sold one company to Ocean Software, sold two different companies to Sony, not bad for a cartoonist. (Source.)
Top, the title: "Interactive BASIC Programming 48K ZX Spectrum & Spectrum+" Center, a Martin Kenwight cartoon; left, the user imagines the old way, reading books while the comptuer reads "ERROR", and getting rustrated; right, the user is happily computing, using Eigen software to learn how to program his micro. The tagline reads: "The only ZX Basic programming course that runs in your Spectrum and gives you complete control over your computer." Dense ad copy touts the twelve Learning Modules, as well as a giveaway of two Epson FX80 printers; the footer gives the name and address of Eigen Software, and their slogan, "Create Reality," which is really a lot to put on a speccy.
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Tim Chuma @timchuma.com · 12h
"It's not us cutting your shift its the rostering computer" well someone fucking decided to allow it to cut 5 randoms off shift without human oversight including one time while on the train into work. AI is 100% being used by lazy gutless cunts to dodge responsibility already.
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Tim Chuma @timchuma.com · 12h
@admorgan.bsky.social @fionakatauskas.bsky.social @firstdogonthemoon.bsky.social @danilic.bsky.social Loz might be getting some confused phone calls today
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goldingcartoons.bsky.social @goldingcartoons.bsky.social · 15h
Optus sent two emails to an incorrect address at the Department of Communications, alerting it of the Triple Zero outage on September 18
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Tim Chuma @timchuma.com · 12h
I swear 99% of the people I know from Portland are some sort of artist. There are two different "stuck in the mud" content creators maybe don't ask what that is. Also a really sweet contortionist who let me draw her
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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 15h
I'm a middle-aged man and frequently end up staring into the middle distance, thinking about fuck all. My wife accuses me of eyeing up other women when I'm doing this outdoors, which I have not done. I now suspect I have resting pervert face.
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Tim Chuma @timchuma.com · 12h
You'll be fine
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Harris Dang aka Critic Name @filmmomatic.bsky.social · 15h
I was invited to see one of two films tonight, starring Greta Lee.

I chose this one.
A film poster of A HOUSE OF DYNAMITE by Kathryn Bigelow.
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Tim Chuma @timchuma.com · 12h
IT'S JET EXHAUST, FRYIN' CHICKENS IN THE BARNYARD!
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Murrigellas @murrigellas.bsky.social · 14h
Sometimes you just want the basics of basics...Murrigellas ♥️
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Tim Chuma @timchuma.com · 12h
I would be happy for that all of human history I get to be alive at the same time as Dolly Parton
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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 13h
To liven up a presentation I made a humorous homage to the old nostalgia reels they'd show during snooker intervals. Badly misjudged my audience and had to sit through an excruciating 3 mins 55 of Memories by Barbara Streisand over a powerpoint slideshow of Excel screenshots.
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Tim Chuma @timchuma.com · 12h
@admorgan.bsky.social Can't watch that Greg Larsen show he did with Aunty Donna it makes me too stressed and I get yelled at all day by people who didn't get their vaginal moisturiser and TENA lady pants
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Tim Chuma @timchuma.com · 14h
The worst thing about AI is the people who use it to dodge responsibility like the "rostering computer" being allowed to cut shifts WHILE YOU WERE ON A CALL with no human input. Someone decided to do that as they were the cheapest cunt in the world!
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Kathleen De Vere @kathleen.loadingreadyrun.com · 3d
Reposting because Pizzamas only lasts two weeks…

DFTBA asked me to write another D&D game for them! It’s stuffed with jokes for Nerdfighters, but you don’t need to be a superfan of Hank and John Green to enjoy it.

$12 bucks to charity and you get the loveliest thing I’ve ever written.
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Kathleen De Vere @kathleen.loadingreadyrun.com · 9d
Good morning! It's Pizzamas, and that means I can finally tell people about THIS:
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I wrote another Pizzamas Dungeons and Dragons adventure!

It's got tons of Nerdfighter references (and a few just for the LRR fans, heh heh), jokes and a message board!
Pizzamas One Shot - Part II
Did you absolutely love the first adventure? Well we’ve got a new one cooked up for you! Now with some new pre-gen characters and packed with a whole lot of excitement! Are you a DM? If you purchase t...
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Tim Chuma @timchuma.com · 14h
@hankgreen.bsky.social The GAME WORLDS exhibition at ACMI has specific exhibits on Neopets, Club Penguin (part of a looping video) and Sim City/city builders www.acmi.net.au/whats-on/gam...
Neopets includes a video form a former 11 year old Neopets mogul Club Penguin last day Sim City exhibit
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Tim Chuma @timchuma.com · 18h
@superjude81.bsky.social not switch unfortunately
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Tim Chuma @timchuma.com · 23h
@admorgan.bsky.social @fionakatauskas.bsky.social @suburbiageddon.bsky.social @mrjoshearl.bsky.social @danilic.bsky.social there's not an easier way for Julia jacklin to ask for records to be sent to her? www.reddit.com/r/melbournem...
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