American Robespierre
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American Robespierre
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MAKE THE GUILLOTINE GREAT AGAIN

AINT NO WAR BUT THE CLASS WAR - ACT ACCORDINGLY
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MAKE THE GUILLOTINE GREAT AGAIN
This is me every time I watch @mizzwelch.bsky.social
podcast and she says exactly what the fuck I am thinking and have been for years.
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December 11, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Sherrone Moore ...
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December 10, 2025 at 10:09 PM
THIS GUY FUCKS
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December 9, 2025 at 11:17 PM
I'm starting to sound like a broken record cheerleader here but @mizzwelch.bsky.social once again has the fucking quote of the day ...

"KKKaroline Levitt, as we all know, is just an insufferable twat" ...

Chefs kiss. 100/100 - NO NOTES
December 9, 2025 at 8:04 PM
THIS. x1000. THIS. Torturing migrants makes zero fucking sense. At least with terrorists they could lie and pretend it was to get valuable information. What valuable information do migrant workers have? Best practices on hand picking fruit?

Fucking barbaric. Those involved should pay a heavy price
For what possible reason are they using torture on people arrested for immigration offenses?

In Abu Ghraib, they tried to say they were after information about future terrorist attacks. Stupid and monstrous, but they had a purported 'reason'.

What the fuck is this supposed to be for?
December 8, 2025 at 11:26 PM
I see the Soybean Socialists are getting their payoffs from The Count of Mostly Crisco.

Getting bailed out to save them from the consequences of their own decisions.

So sick of continually subsidizing rural America while it continually votes for fascism. My exorbitant taxes pay for their stupidity
December 8, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Going to be a glorious day when we drag Joe Lonsdale to the French Slicey Boi.

How's that for "masculine energy", Joe?
December 8, 2025 at 8:06 PM
First Ohio State and now the Bengals. My last 18 hours have been nothing but football pain.
December 7, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Daily reminder ...

AINT NO WAR BUT THE CLASS WAR
December 4, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Agree with @mizzwelch.bsky.social

Fuck Switzerland. They were Nazi adjacent back in the day and look at them now. Bending the fucking knee to Orange Hitler to try to get their luxury goods excluded from the tariffs.

Next D admin should remove most tariffs but should triple Switzerland's for spite
December 4, 2025 at 3:04 PM
The White House press corps is the most pathetic collection of worthless shits on the planet.

Sprout a pair. Ask him this question.

"How does it make you feel to know your death is the single most anticipated celebratory event in human history?"

Then after he loses it hit him with "Quiet Piggy"
December 3, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Fuck Michigan

Ann Arbor's a whore
November 29, 2025 at 12:33 AM
PETE HEGSETH IS A FUCKING DOUCHE!!!!

South Park just annihilated Kegsbreath. And the chefs kiss cherry on top was the song set to Danger Zone. (Best adaptation of it since Archer)
November 27, 2025 at 12:14 PM
So Melania is sloppy seconds? She was Epstein's side piece before The Count of Mostly Crisco slipped his lil mushroom cap into that bolshevik whore?

#FirstLadyisSloppySeconds
November 20, 2025 at 4:19 PM
I've got a feeling a lot of right wingers are going to seriously regret "Quiet, Piggy" from now until eternity. Its the perfect comeback to anything they say now. You make such a succinct point with those two words.
November 20, 2025 at 1:57 AM
AINT NO WAR BUT THE CLASS WAR
November 17, 2025 at 10:14 AM
Blowing Bubba ...
November 15, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Trump blew "Bubba"? Bubba is Bill Clinton. Clinton is a dirty dirty freaky fucker. Trump has fucked up appetites too.

Trump blew Clinton. I'll guarantee it.
November 14, 2025 at 6:55 PM
How fucking close was I to having the big dumper shit all over my take below? Way closer than I would have imagined.

However you cant give a non pitcher who hits .247 the MVP award ...
LOL @ MVP. Judge wins hands down.

The MVP awards are already locked up by Ohtani and Judge barring injury ...
November 14, 2025 at 1:29 AM
How fucked up is Megyn Kelly? What depravity will she not make a Trumpian exception for? What a cunt.
November 13, 2025 at 8:02 PM
@therickwilson.bsky.social gave the best fucking summation of Pee Wee German to date. He's the pussy whose never been in a fight, never taken or delivered a punch in his life, and yet he gets a hard on for putting kids in zipties.

Spot on. Chef's kiss. 100% agree. No notes
November 13, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Simon is once again spot on balls fucking accurate as he always is.
By any reasonable calibration, the two biggest assholes to afflict themselves on Harvard University in the modern era are Larry Summers and Alan Dershowitz, and of course, Jeffrey Epstein collected them both.
November 13, 2025 at 3:20 AM
I jokingly told my boss Skenes would be in pinstripes in the future once Shitsburgh can no longer afford him. Make it so!
November 12, 2025 at 9:44 AM
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November 9, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Remember, remember, the 5th of November,

Gunpowder, treason and plot.

I see no reason

Why gunpowder treason

Should ever be forgot.
November 5, 2025 at 3:26 PM