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The listener assuming every song is autobiographical seems like a constant problem for most songwriters. To court it like she does seems terrifying to me. Millions of people psychoanalyzing you based on your lyrics. That’s a hell.
timescanner.bsky.social
La Pepita is only about 9 blocks from there. It’s nothing fancy. Kinda a small place with writing all over the walls. But I loved the food and the servers were super friendly.
timescanner.bsky.social
Some recommendations. Tapas at La Pepita, weird cocktails at Dr Stravinski, natural wine at Bar Brutal, and an awesome Spanish Civil War history tour from an anarchist perspective thespanishcivilwar.com
Spanish Civil War tours in Barcelona and history of the war – Spanish Civil War tours and history
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This is Southland Tales erasure.
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Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson has issued a statement after The Smashing Machine became the Hollywood star's worst box office opening ever.
'You Can't Control Box Office Results' — Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson Responds to The Smashing Machine's Disappointing Launch
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The crows and I have developed a strange and intimate relationship.
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There’s a skylight above my toilet. Sometimes while I’m peeing I hear the crows laughing at me above my head. This morning while peeing I heard a tapping and I looked up and a crow looked at me and dropped a worm onto the glass.
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I argue that Punk has nothing to do with aesthetic choices like “loud and fast, leather jackets and piercings.” it’s all about DIY and disregard for whatever is happening in the mainstream. But it is funny when a $300 million dollar movie about Superman claims to be punk.
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It sucks and it isn’t fair. I’ve had this experience a few times recently too. 💜
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More Exercises in Sound. In one of these iterations, I re-record the narration as a father telling his baby a bedtime story.
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Two recent episodes played with narration again, this time flipping the planes of reality--rather than Characters A and B being in the physical plane while the narrators provide voiceover, it's the other way around. The narrators are having real interactions, while the characters are abstracted.
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💬 0  🔁 0  ❤️ 0 · Exercises in Sound: Reversing the Planes · The two most recent episodes of EiS have played with narration again, this time in flipping the planes of reality--rather than Characters…
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Tron gives an inaccurate impression of how many guys live in your computer. It makes it seem like thousands of guys are in there. In reality only about 10 guys live in your computer and less than half of them ride motorcycles
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Dr. Jane Goodall filmed an interview with Netflix in March 2025 that she understood would only be released after her death.
timescanner.bsky.social
Her Starcruiser video was one of the things I had in mind when I posted that.
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I like my movies a punchy 90 minutes. I like my niche youtube video essays 4+ hours.
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“Oh man. Maybe nobody remembers the worry room. Or maybe if i worded it differently it would have been funnier…”
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The X-Men Danger Room and Uncle Scrooge’s Worry Room are related somehow. Add an Anxiety Response Wing to your mansion.
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harpy.party
plot device? you mean a shovel?
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alexblechman.bsky.social
Asking “is the postal service profitable?” is a new thing

If you visit a 1950s post office it looks like a Greek temple. They have statues of eagles. There’s a big mural of a flying woman holding a cornucopia. They didn’t whine “is the bronze bas-relief of Prosperity profitable?”
timescanner.bsky.social
Chapter 1
Subterranean Homesick Alienation
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“My doctor wouldn’t even tell me that. I had to hear about it from Phish.”
rockshrimp.bsky.social
what's the stupidest/randomest Simpsons quote that lives in your head rent free? Mine is the urge to say "you said go to bread" every time I am about to head to bed.
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this was on the underside of the slide at the middle-school playground
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being a cool young person into obscure music/art feeds perfectly into becoming an old out of touch fuddyduddy. By design, you were never in touch. But good luck convincing your kids that.
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silby.bsky.social
bronze flung into dawn–
wounded photosphere bleeding
coronal discharge
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SPEAR THROUGH THE SUN
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You and your reflection each take ten paces, and draw. You watch the other version of yourself grimace, clutch their chest, and topple out of frame, leaving the mirror empty. Looks like you were the quicker shot