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Tim Houston
@timhouston.bsky.social
“The Gobshite Philosopher of Bluesky”
@ofselina.com I see you’re up in their faces again…..🤓
August 18, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Just a normal cat being normal…..
August 17, 2025 at 8:43 PM
@werkoderko.bsky.social The cat’s broken again……
August 10, 2025 at 1:31 PM
If anyone still visits the other place, this is a delicious series of tweets from Jeremy Vine about your man Barton.

‘Chat shit/get banged’ and ‘fuck around/find’ out has never hit home so hard……
July 31, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Oh, were we supposed to stop doing that?
July 19, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Just me then….
June 29, 2025 at 8:17 PM
The Timeline’s doing its thing again…..
June 21, 2025 at 4:57 AM
The Timeline’s doing its thing again…..
June 21, 2025 at 4:56 AM
This is like watching a Man City v Man Utd cup final - no one gives a flying fuck who ends up losing…..
June 5, 2025 at 8:12 PM
June 2, 2025 at 7:45 PM
@nigella.bsky.social Can you tell what it is yet?
May 23, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Don’t know what we’ve done to the mint this year but the leaves are mahoooosive……
May 12, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Meanwhile, one of the shadily-funded Tufton Street economists is now suddenly a big fan of impact assessments……
May 7, 2025 at 8:41 AM
Any cloud experts out there with an idea of what this is across the skies of Padiham by the Sea?
April 28, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Tonight’s gyros chicken thigh kebabs and salad is brought to you by Jamie Webster and the 20-times champions of England….
April 27, 2025 at 6:42 PM
I was stood in that very spot at the end of March. Beautiful walk, stunning caves.
April 25, 2025 at 6:23 PM
April 22, 2025 at 1:04 PM
April 6, 2025 at 9:06 PM
“Whenever I see comments/charts like this, I’m reminded of a tale handed down to me by a veteran Broker……”
April 6, 2025 at 8:31 AM
This one?
March 8, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Sometimes the timeline just delivers…..
March 7, 2025 at 7:14 PM
ROFL Rolf!
February 20, 2025 at 9:22 PM
I look forward to the chorus of outrage from these folks.

‘Something something leopards……something something face..’
February 19, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Given the skills in your possession, I have to admire your restraint…….
February 4, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Nailed it.
February 1, 2025 at 6:18 AM