Tim Houston
@timhouston.bsky.social
“The Gobshite Philosopher of Bluesky”
Reposted by Tim Houston
Yes, yes I know I keep banging on about my fucking book! However, if you want one repost this and I’ll do a random winner pick thing by the end of the week because I’m great like that. ♥️📚
#amindofmyown
#amindofmyown
October 7, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Yes, yes I know I keep banging on about my fucking book! However, if you want one repost this and I’ll do a random winner pick thing by the end of the week because I’m great like that. ♥️📚
#amindofmyown
#amindofmyown
@soozuk.bsky.social sack the scriptwriter, the free stuff is on the way…..
news.sky.com/story/politi...
news.sky.com/story/politi...
Politics latest: Former Tory minister Nadine Dorries defects to Reform
Former Conservative minister Nadine Dorries has defected to Reform UK. Ms Dorries confirmed the move in an interview with the Daily Mail.
news.sky.com
September 4, 2025 at 6:33 PM
@soozuk.bsky.social sack the scriptwriter, the free stuff is on the way…..
news.sky.com/story/politi...
news.sky.com/story/politi...
@ofselina.com I see you’re up in their faces again…..🤓
August 18, 2025 at 4:15 PM
@ofselina.com I see you’re up in their faces again…..🤓
Just a normal cat being normal…..
August 17, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Just a normal cat being normal…..
@werkoderko.bsky.social The cat’s broken again……
August 10, 2025 at 1:31 PM
@werkoderko.bsky.social The cat’s broken again……
It’s been a bad day for gobshites. Barton this morning and now this eejit this afternoon…,
news.sky.com/story/conor-...
news.sky.com/story/conor-...
Conor McGregor loses appeal in civil sexual assault case
Conor McGregor has lost his appeal against the finding of a civil jury that he sexually assaulted a woman.
news.sky.com
July 31, 2025 at 2:15 PM
It’s been a bad day for gobshites. Barton this morning and now this eejit this afternoon…,
news.sky.com/story/conor-...
news.sky.com/story/conor-...
If anyone still visits the other place, this is a delicious series of tweets from Jeremy Vine about your man Barton.
‘Chat shit/get banged’ and ‘fuck around/find’ out has never hit home so hard……
‘Chat shit/get banged’ and ‘fuck around/find’ out has never hit home so hard……
July 31, 2025 at 11:27 AM
If anyone still visits the other place, this is a delicious series of tweets from Jeremy Vine about your man Barton.
‘Chat shit/get banged’ and ‘fuck around/find’ out has never hit home so hard……
‘Chat shit/get banged’ and ‘fuck around/find’ out has never hit home so hard……
Reposted by Tim Houston
When someones only argument is, "It's the immigrants."
And all they have is lies about fake crime waves.
You know that they are going to do NOTHING for you if they get into power.
And all they have is lies about fake crime waves.
You know that they are going to do NOTHING for you if they get into power.
July 26, 2025 at 10:12 AM
When someones only argument is, "It's the immigrants."
And all they have is lies about fake crime waves.
You know that they are going to do NOTHING for you if they get into power.
And all they have is lies about fake crime waves.
You know that they are going to do NOTHING for you if they get into power.
Reposted by Tim Houston
I love this. In Basel they've changed some of the green traffic lights to women footballers for the Euros
July 3, 2025 at 7:04 AM
I love this. In Basel they've changed some of the green traffic lights to women footballers for the Euros
Well, that Norwegian national
anthem just got me a bit teary…..🥹
anthem just got me a bit teary…..🥹
a woman in a pink dress is crying
ALT: a woman in a pink dress is crying
media.tenor.com
July 2, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Well, that Norwegian national
anthem just got me a bit teary…..🥹
anthem just got me a bit teary…..🥹
I mean sure, this sounds bad, but some musician at Glasto said some hurty words about an ongoing genocide, so we’d better focus on that first, right?
"Israeli soldiers in Gaza told Haaretz that the army has deliberately fired at Palestinians near aid distribution sites..."
www.haaretz.com/israel-news/...
www.haaretz.com/israel-news/...
IDF soldiers ordered to shoot deliberately at unarmed Gazans waiting for humanitarian aid
***
www.haaretz.com
June 29, 2025 at 6:20 PM
I mean sure, this sounds bad, but some musician at Glasto said some hurty words about an ongoing genocide, so we’d better focus on that first, right?
I once came very close to knocking the elderly Mary Berry on her arse when I accidentally stepped back into her at a food show in Clitheroe. Let me tell you, that woman can throw a dirty look with the best of ‘em…..
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
June 13, 2025 at 12:23 PM
I once came very close to knocking the elderly Mary Berry on her arse when I accidentally stepped back into her at a food show in Clitheroe. Let me tell you, that woman can throw a dirty look with the best of ‘em…..
This is like watching a Man City v Man Utd cup final - no one gives a flying fuck who ends up losing…..
June 5, 2025 at 8:12 PM
This is like watching a Man City v Man Utd cup final - no one gives a flying fuck who ends up losing…..
No doubt the Wizard Lady will be paying the ‘substantial damages’ after the filth her sister from another mister posted. Same old same old; scratch a terf, reveal a racist.
Some of you won't have heard Julie Burchill's voice, but those who have live with the terror that we may, somehow, hear it again x
Julie Burchill makes 'full' apology for racist abuse of fellow writer
The writer also agrees to pay substantial damages to journalist Ash Sarkar, who she abused.
www.bbc.co.uk
June 2, 2025 at 5:50 PM
No doubt the Wizard Lady will be paying the ‘substantial damages’ after the filth her sister from another mister posted. Same old same old; scratch a terf, reveal a racist.
@nigella.bsky.social Can you tell what it is yet?
May 23, 2025 at 7:50 PM
@nigella.bsky.social Can you tell what it is yet?
Don’t know what we’ve done to the mint this year but the leaves are mahoooosive……
May 12, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Don’t know what we’ve done to the mint this year but the leaves are mahoooosive……
Just a perfectly normal country doing perfectly normal things…..
🚨🚨 #brexit's disastrous impact on the #NHS led to 1485 extra deaths per year, according to a new academic study, particularly due to qualified EU nurses leaving and being replaced by more unskilled staff. #brexitshambles www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/poli...
Brexit led to 1,500 deaths a year as EU nurses left UK, study finds
Quality of care dropped as staff were replaced with less experienced nurses, researchers at the University of Surrey say
www.independent.co.uk
May 1, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Just a perfectly normal country doing perfectly normal things…..
Any cloud experts out there with an idea of what this is across the skies of Padiham by the Sea?
April 28, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Any cloud experts out there with an idea of what this is across the skies of Padiham by the Sea?
Tonight’s gyros chicken thigh kebabs and salad is brought to you by Jamie Webster and the 20-times champions of England….
April 27, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Tonight’s gyros chicken thigh kebabs and salad is brought to you by Jamie Webster and the 20-times champions of England….
We are a stupid, stupid country….
We are particularly poorly positioned to take advantage of the flood of talent that Trump has sent fleeing from the USA.
Brexit plus massive visa costs have seen to that.
It will come back to bite us in the years and decades ahead.
Brexit plus massive visa costs have seen to that.
It will come back to bite us in the years and decades ahead.
Another report on how our high visa costs deter top R&D talent
www.theguardian.com/science/2025...
www.theguardian.com/science/2025...
April 23, 2025 at 10:14 AM
We are a stupid, stupid country….
April 22, 2025 at 1:04 PM
I’m getting the word……Tory.
March 27, 2025 at 8:34 PM
I’m getting the word……Tory.
Turns out rich people just used their money in the end. Who knew?
Now do land/estate owning farmers.
Now do land/estate owning farmers.
No exodus to state sector after VAT added to private school fees, say English councils
Most say they have seen no impact on applications for year 7 places, despite warnings from those against policy
www.theguardian.com/education/20...
Most say they have seen no impact on applications for year 7 places, despite warnings from those against policy
www.theguardian.com/education/20...
No exodus to state sector after VAT added to private school fees, say English councils
Most say they have seen no impact on applications for year 7 places, despite warnings from those against policy
www.theguardian.com
March 11, 2025 at 6:51 AM
Turns out rich people just used their money in the end. Who knew?
Now do land/estate owning farmers.
Now do land/estate owning farmers.