Tim Houston
@timhouston.bsky.social
“The Gobshite Philosopher of Bluesky”
Sounds like they’re on their way out. At best, you’ll get maybe seven more years out of them. Sad times.
November 6, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Sounds like they’re on their way out. At best, you’ll get maybe seven more years out of them. Sad times.
I was going to @ you yesterday when I saw this but I just assumed you and George were besties, constantly quote tweeting each other…..
October 26, 2025 at 9:12 PM
I was going to @ you yesterday when I saw this but I just assumed you and George were besties, constantly quote tweeting each other…..
They really should. It’s a disgrace. Not sure what you want me to do about it though….
October 19, 2025 at 3:21 PM
They really should. It’s a disgrace. Not sure what you want me to do about it though….
Thanks for the dedication Bruce. Not the correct Tim Houston but I’m delighted nonetheless. On my birthday too…….
October 8, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Thanks for the dedication Bruce. Not the correct Tim Houston but I’m delighted nonetheless. On my birthday too…….
Rapture? Not with these bone spurs mate…
September 23, 2025 at 6:45 AM
Rapture? Not with these bone spurs mate…
Why is there never an Icelandic volcanic eruption when you need one…..
September 23, 2025 at 6:37 AM
Why is there never an Icelandic volcanic eruption when you need one…..
Optimistic and generous of you Parker….
September 20, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Optimistic and generous of you Parker….
The whole schtick of the right is to rely on the dunderheaded-ness of their support base. It doesn’t matter if they’re too stupid to get it, or if they get it but don’t care that it’s untrue - as long as their side is ‘winning’. Facts don’t matter and don’t count.
September 20, 2025 at 4:14 PM
The whole schtick of the right is to rely on the dunderheaded-ness of their support base. It doesn’t matter if they’re too stupid to get it, or if they get it but don’t care that it’s untrue - as long as their side is ‘winning’. Facts don’t matter and don’t count.
Head of Comms, Labour Party HQ….
September 14, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Head of Comms, Labour Party HQ….
I mean, it sounds so unlike him, I just don’t know what to believe……
September 8, 2025 at 8:13 PM
I mean, it sounds so unlike him, I just don’t know what to believe……
Welcome back - to you and the doggo.
September 8, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Welcome back - to you and the doggo.
Nora Chauve-Souris-y
a woman wearing a blue hat and a blue coat is standing in front of a field
ALT: a woman wearing a blue hat and a blue coat is standing in front of a field
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September 8, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Nora Chauve-Souris-y
Quite right too. Not sure how I can help…..
August 30, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Quite right too. Not sure how I can help…..
I’m not sure how much influence I have over this situation msaudrey….
August 25, 2025 at 8:04 PM
I’m not sure how much influence I have over this situation msaudrey….
I like how the UK Prime Minister could just randomly clear off on her own in a beat up Skoda Fabia, about 12 hours after a bomb had gone off in Downing Street. To rescue her Husband and Daughter, who were being guarded by one woman and some oaf patrolling the garden…..
August 23, 2025 at 9:09 PM
I like how the UK Prime Minister could just randomly clear off on her own in a beat up Skoda Fabia, about 12 hours after a bomb had gone off in Downing Street. To rescue her Husband and Daughter, who were being guarded by one woman and some oaf patrolling the garden…..
Oh, it gets much worse……
August 23, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Oh, it gets much worse……
We’ve literally just finished it a few moments ago. How can I be of assistance?
August 23, 2025 at 8:56 PM
We’ve literally just finished it a few moments ago. How can I be of assistance?
I mean, we all like the idea of drinking in the sun every afternoon, until we see what it does to people…..
August 21, 2025 at 2:03 PM
I mean, we all like the idea of drinking in the sun every afternoon, until we see what it does to people…..
No worries Gwenda. As you might imagine, you’re not the first Nova Scotian to make that mistake…..
August 21, 2025 at 8:33 AM
No worries Gwenda. As you might imagine, you’re not the first Nova Scotian to make that mistake…..
Not sure what help I can be Gwenda…..
August 20, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Not sure what help I can be Gwenda…..