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I’m a weirdo currently living in Texas wishing I wasn’t and obsessed with Japan, dinosaurs, anime, and obscure infrastructure minutiae not necessarily in that order.
This has been an unpleasant week and today is officially my last day of work (company restructuring is such fun). My cat celebrated by throwing up under my desk right where my feet go which is delightful! There is no point searching for work before Xmas as no one is hiring so I’m chilling for now.
December 15, 2025 at 6:30 AM
FYI, I’ve just been laid off (nothing I did, company restructuring is fun) so I’m not in the best headspace right now. Things are not dire but I have some mild panic working through my everything.

Ive been through this before and I can fall back on freelancing but it’s not fun and I’m older now.
December 8, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Finally got around to watching Mickey 17 (it’s been on my list for a while). Fantastically insane movie and I loved it to death. Totally weird but believable premise and great pacing. Also Mark Ruffalo and Toni Collette were so fantastically and hilariously out of their comfort zones. 9/10!
December 8, 2025 at 6:00 AM
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The final Season's Beatings card:
December 5, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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i wish neil armstrong had brutally flubbed the moon landing line. that's one small step for moon. one small step ON moon. for a man. one giant man.. 's leap. one GIANT LEAP for moonkind. moon man. one giant moon for manmind. you can hear buzz rollin around in the lander, just howling
December 6, 2025 at 3:42 PM
YouTube algorithm is reading me poorly. I was just served ads for unwanted pregnancies, a camp for troublesome teenagers, and an over 55 retirement village (I mean fair on that one).
December 5, 2025 at 6:17 AM
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Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread
November 29, 2025 at 4:50 AM
You win the profanity-off. I concede.
Honestly surprised it's just 120.
@kalinichta.bsky.social has swears! They've used 120 profanities in their last 1,487 posts.

🥇 "fucking" (27 times)
🥈 "fuck" (16 times)
🥉 "shit" (14 times)
November 30, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Ok. Genuinely surprised by this.
@timmiesaurus.bsky.social has swears! They've used 40 profanities in their last 220 posts.

🥇 "hell" (23 times)
🥈 "crap" (5 times)
🥉 "fucked" (2 times)
November 30, 2025 at 12:40 AM
@profanity.accountant ok then. Account me. I’m curious now.
November 30, 2025 at 12:31 AM
We are not turkeying for thanksgiving because honestly it’s not great (the turkey and event). Instead I’ve thrown a brisket in the instant pot with pickling spices to make a tasty tasty corned beef and cabbage for which we will be exceedingly thankful for when it’s done in several hours.
November 27, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Yay! Arriving at an airport an hour before it opens because rules say we need to be two hours before an international flight and we stupidly forgot to check the airport opening times. What fun!
November 2, 2025 at 8:29 PM
#botober #botober2025 no. 15 “1 medium clothed bell”

Lazy day. I was in a rush.

Trying to only spend less than 10 mins each this year.

www.aiweirdness.com/tiny-jello/ if you don’t understand.
October 16, 2025 at 6:29 AM
#botober #botober2025 no 15 “Bear spice”

Rushing to pack for Japan in 4 days so this was 3 mins.

Trying to only spend less than 10 mins each this year.

www.aiweirdness.com/tiny-jello/ if you don’t understand.
October 15, 2025 at 2:55 AM
#botober #botober2025 no 13 “Lightly Spather”.

Botanists rejoice! You may have a lightly spathered omelette!

Trying to only spend less than 10 mins each this year.

www.aiweirdness.com/tiny-jello/ if you don’t understand.
October 14, 2025 at 8:41 PM
#botober #botober2025 no 12 “Pickled Cubiwery”.

Trying to only spend less than 10 mins each this year.

www.aiweirdness.com/tiny-jello/ if you don’t understand.
October 14, 2025 at 1:26 AM
#botober #botober2025 no 12 “Lemuffir”.

I was in a rush today as I’m out tomorrow and “Lemuffir” is hard!

Also clawing ahead as I’m traveling soon.

Trying to only spend less than 10 mins each this year.

www.aiweirdness.com/tiny-jello/ if you don’t understand.
October 12, 2025 at 3:09 AM
#botober #botober2025 no 111 “Catsian spinach”.

I did not want to draw cats in spinach and end up with some awful Anne Geddes monstrosity so I looked up the definition.

Still spending ~10 mins on each and trying to claw forward.

www.aiweirdness.com/tiny-jello/ if you don’t understand.
October 11, 2025 at 1:04 AM
#botober #botober2025 no 10 “1/4 can cool soup”.

Eeeeeeeehhhh!

Also clawing ahead as I’m traveling soon.

Trying to only spend less than 10 mins each this year.

www.aiweirdness.com/tiny-jello/ if you don’t understand.
October 9, 2025 at 11:40 PM
#botober #botober2025 no 9 “small sweet pipes”.

Sorry, couldn’t resist. It was either that or go or chitty chitty or wonka.

Also clawing ahead as I’m traveling soon.

Trying to only spend less than 10 mins each this year.

www.aiweirdness.com/tiny-jello/ if you don’t understand.
October 9, 2025 at 1:49 AM
#botober #botober2025 no8 “ Ground Mayonnaise”.

Trying to only spend less than 10 mins each this year.

www.aiweirdness.com/tiny-jello/ if you don’t understand.
October 8, 2025 at 3:46 PM
#botober #botober2025 no 7 “Behold onion.”

Stupid busy tomorrow so I’m getting in early so I don’t forget.

Trying to only spend less than 10 mins each this year.

www.aiweirdness.com/tiny-jello/ if you don’t understand.
October 7, 2025 at 2:11 AM
#botober #botober2025 no6 “ Sozerfrapple”.

Trying to only spend less than 10 mins each this year.

No, I have no clue either.

www.aiweirdness.com/tiny-jello/ if you don’t understand.
October 7, 2025 at 12:30 AM
#botober #botober2025 no5 “Heated Baking Rings”.

Trying to only spend less than 10 mins each this year.

www.aiweirdness.com/tiny-jello/ if you don’t understand.
October 5, 2025 at 6:39 PM
#botober #botober2025 no4 “Crushed Cold Water”.

Trying to only spend less than 10 mins each this year. Sorry. This went dark.

www.aiweirdness.com/tiny-jello/ if you don’t understand.
October 4, 2025 at 2:19 PM