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Cardinals fan and SO much sarcasm.
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“Listen: We are here on Earth to fart around. Don’t let anybody tell you any different!” – Kurt Vonnegut
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Hey Iowa, I’m running to be your next Governor.
May 12, 2025 at 1:10 PM
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Hundreds of protesters packed the State Capitol Thursday as lawmakers in both chambers considered legislation that would remove protections from discrimination on the basis of gender identity from Iowa civil rights code, Robin Opsahl reports. iowacapitaldispatch.com/2025/02/27/h...
Hundreds protest as Legislature debates removing gender identity from Iowa Civil Rights Act • Iowa Capital Dispatch
Transgender Iowans and allies said the measure would allow for the legal discrimination against Iowans on the basis of gender identity.
iowacapitaldispatch.com
February 27, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Hey it’s Baseball season!
February 10, 2025 at 3:27 AM
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UPDATE: Trump said he and Israeli leader Benjamin Netanyahu talked Tuesday about relocating Palestinians and leveling Gaza, which he suggested could be the “Riviera of the Middle East” under U.S. ownership.
Trump says he wants the U.S. to take ownership of the Gaza Strip
Trump said he and Israeli leader Benjamin Netanyahu talked Tuesday about relocating Palestinians and leveling Gaza, which he suggested could be the "Riviera of the Middle East" under U.S. ownership.
www.npr.org
February 5, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Show how funky strong is your fight.
January 31, 2025 at 5:28 PM

The roads go ever, ever on
To the lands beyond the sea
On a white ship will I sail
Watching shadows part for me.

Leaving Havens gray with rain
Now that years have slipped away
Leaving friends with gentle pain
As they start another day.
January 19, 2025 at 3:27 AM
“People have to talk about something just to keep their voice boxes in working order, so they'll have good voice boxes in case there's ever anything really meaningful to say.”
Kurt Vonnegut
January 13, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Been enjoying these daily cryptics.

www.minutecryptic.com
Minute Cryptic
Solve a clue with a hidden meaning
www.minutecryptic.com
January 11, 2025 at 7:34 PM
December 15, 2024 at 12:19 PM
December 14, 2024 at 10:52 AM
For someone who didn’t really try too hard on tw*tter, what should I be doing to get more engagement on #bluesky?

I’m hip and fly and slang term, but am never gonna be able or want to post 1000s of times.

Thanks fellow kids.
December 14, 2024 at 8:47 AM
"Hold the flowers and your clothes are scented with them. Scoop up the water and the moon is in your hands."
December 13, 2024 at 2:13 PM
Europe was ultimately populated by an interbred species of human and Neanderthal and I certainly think this explains things like I’m A Celebrity and Piers Morgan.

www.bbc.com/news/article...
Humans may not have survived without Neanderthals
A new DNA analysis has shown that the arrival of modern humans from Africa was far from smooth.
www.bbc.com
December 12, 2024 at 10:56 PM
Idea: a weekly congressional hearing where these two chuckledicks argue why we need 2 heads of the department of efficiency department.

www.cnn.com/2024/12/12/p...
Some Republicans fear a DOGE dilemma is setting in | CNN Politics
As Elon Musk and Vivek Ramaswamy make sweeping promises to cut $2 trillion dollars of federal spending, senior House Republicans have raised concerns with GOP leadership that efforts to cut wasteful f...
www.cnn.com
December 12, 2024 at 10:41 PM
Many times I read a post here and I don’t get it at all.

Then I remember where I am and I stop reading it like it’s some type of juvenile insult and it makes more sense.
December 11, 2024 at 8:51 PM
Don’t kill people. With a gun or a with an insurance policy.
December 11, 2024 at 7:12 AM
If only the party that pushes for these things could reach the people who need them.
After years of talking to Trump supporters my view of them has become very simple: They want socialist, even sometimes progressive reforms but they want them from someone who makes those reforms feel powerful and masculine and they want to make sure the people they don't like don't benefit from them
we're cooked
December 10, 2024 at 9:54 PM
Get well soon Mr Sandberg.
Cubs Hall of Famer Ryne Sandberg shares that his prostate cancer has relapsed and spread to other organs, and he will be undergoing more intensive treatment:
December 10, 2024 at 4:50 PM
Petition to permanently remove the bits of game shows where they ask personal questions of the contestant and the host has to do a witty retort.
December 9, 2024 at 9:50 PM
5 authors I've read 5+ books by

Vonnegut
Pratchet
B Bryson
Tolkien
Douglas Adams
5 authors I've read 5+ books by

Judy Blume
Whoever wrote the babysitters club books
Haruki Murakami
Kazuo Ishiguro
Jodi Taylor
5 authors I’ve read 5+ books by

iain banks
alastair reynolds
kim stanley robinson
isaac asimov
arthur c clarke

(yes im a big nerd)
December 9, 2024 at 8:34 AM
"You're only as young as the last time you changed your mind."
- Timothy Leary
December 4, 2024 at 6:50 PM