Adam Levine in Shakespeare’s DMs like “holy fucking fuck your body of work is absurd”

Schroedinger’s Breakfast

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THREADS POSTING ENGAGED

Friday more like fry-day ehehehehehe

Haven’t seen much of threads and yes I’ll keep it that way thanks

Me, talking to an empty void: The point of the Dark Brandon meme is that Joe Biden is ineffectual as a leader. It imagines a world where he actually does competent stuff. Of course liberals would misunderstand and co opt it

Happy fourth of fuck who up not giving a shit about their country

“At least I wasn’t woke” said Ron DeSantis, careening into an active volcano and vaporizing instantly.

“Rate limit exceeded” sounds like a notification you should only see on Rate Your Music when the website thinks you really need to go touch grass instead of being the quintillionth person to call OK Computer an underrated classic

When Elon Musk eventually buys this platform and turns it to shit I’ll be the first to adopt the newest social media: Hell World. Tweets will be called meats and everyone will be high

Banned from the escape room place for immediately punching through the drywall and grabbing a handful of live wires.