Astral Bollshit
@tinyarms-tinyart.bsky.social
Tiny Arms, Tiny Art, Massive Bedhead
Just a T-Rex trying to survive American Fascism
Locked in an epic eternal battle with the Universe
Disabled "Picasso In Progress"
www.patreon.com/cw/AstersTinyCorner
Just a T-Rex trying to survive American Fascism
Locked in an epic eternal battle with the Universe
Disabled "Picasso In Progress"
www.patreon.com/cw/AstersTinyCorner
Well, the plumbers were supposed to arrive between 10am and noon. It is now 1pm. So, since the plumbers didn't get to see my casually sexy efforts on their behalf, you do!!
So, instead of Monochrome Monday, I formally present: MomAtHome Monday!! 🥳🎊🙌🏼
So, instead of Monochrome Monday, I formally present: MomAtHome Monday!! 🥳🎊🙌🏼
January 12, 2026 at 6:04 PM
Well, the plumbers were supposed to arrive between 10am and noon. It is now 1pm. So, since the plumbers didn't get to see my casually sexy efforts on their behalf, you do!!
So, instead of Monochrome Monday, I formally present: MomAtHome Monday!! 🥳🎊🙌🏼
So, instead of Monochrome Monday, I formally present: MomAtHome Monday!! 🥳🎊🙌🏼
Remember how my plumbing broke a few weeks ago?
Plumbers are FINALLY coming back. Any time now, actually. And I'm supposed to be a responsible adult human when they arrive... 😬
Plumbers are FINALLY coming back. Any time now, actually. And I'm supposed to be a responsible adult human when they arrive... 😬
January 12, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Remember how my plumbing broke a few weeks ago?
Plumbers are FINALLY coming back. Any time now, actually. And I'm supposed to be a responsible adult human when they arrive... 😬
Plumbers are FINALLY coming back. Any time now, actually. And I'm supposed to be a responsible adult human when they arrive... 😬
That's not dust, it's kief
January 12, 2026 at 12:54 PM
That's not dust, it's kief
The sun isn't up, but I am 😭
January 12, 2026 at 12:05 PM
The sun isn't up, but I am 😭
I found a picture of my Great-grandfather. I finally know where my eyebrows came from.
January 11, 2026 at 11:27 PM
I found a picture of my Great-grandfather. I finally know where my eyebrows came from.
I've got great news for all the tech bros and billionaires trying to live forever
January 10, 2026 at 6:16 PM
I've got great news for all the tech bros and billionaires trying to live forever
The Bedhead said I'd find my thc vape and I did! T'was under 2-3 feet of snow for the last 3 days, but thanks to last night's rain, it's now in a bowl of rice where I'm chanting incantations at it in hopes it'll work tonight when I'm ready to turn into a marshmallow
The Bedhead remains undefeated 🙂↕️
The Bedhead remains undefeated 🙂↕️
January 10, 2026 at 4:43 PM
The Bedhead said I'd find my thc vape and I did! T'was under 2-3 feet of snow for the last 3 days, but thanks to last night's rain, it's now in a bowl of rice where I'm chanting incantations at it in hopes it'll work tonight when I'm ready to turn into a marshmallow
The Bedhead remains undefeated 🙂↕️
The Bedhead remains undefeated 🙂↕️
Bedhead this morning is predicting a lovely little day. Lots of fun, creativity, and the vaguest of signs that I'll find my weed vape that I lost in the snow on Wednesday.
The warnings are to avoid physical exertion above a shuffling zombie-walk between ass-parking. I plan to listen well.
The warnings are to avoid physical exertion above a shuffling zombie-walk between ass-parking. I plan to listen well.
January 10, 2026 at 2:28 PM
Bedhead this morning is predicting a lovely little day. Lots of fun, creativity, and the vaguest of signs that I'll find my weed vape that I lost in the snow on Wednesday.
The warnings are to avoid physical exertion above a shuffling zombie-walk between ass-parking. I plan to listen well.
The warnings are to avoid physical exertion above a shuffling zombie-walk between ass-parking. I plan to listen well.
I was testing out my new lighting for my Storytime Livestreams the other day and ended up with this Renaissance-esque portrait in my lounge wear.
I plan to do my Feral-ish Friday tonight, but as I'm sick, I'm not sure how "fancy" it's going to turn out. Might be on par with my new formal portrait 😅
I plan to do my Feral-ish Friday tonight, but as I'm sick, I'm not sure how "fancy" it's going to turn out. Might be on par with my new formal portrait 😅
January 10, 2026 at 12:17 AM
I was testing out my new lighting for my Storytime Livestreams the other day and ended up with this Renaissance-esque portrait in my lounge wear.
I plan to do my Feral-ish Friday tonight, but as I'm sick, I'm not sure how "fancy" it's going to turn out. Might be on par with my new formal portrait 😅
I plan to do my Feral-ish Friday tonight, but as I'm sick, I'm not sure how "fancy" it's going to turn out. Might be on par with my new formal portrait 😅
Update. I'm alive. I'm just doing my very best impression of a taxidermied pet. Probably gonna refine the impression throughout the weekend, but hopefully my meat suit will be ready to Human again by Monday...
January 9, 2026 at 5:58 PM
Update. I'm alive. I'm just doing my very best impression of a taxidermied pet. Probably gonna refine the impression throughout the weekend, but hopefully my meat suit will be ready to Human again by Monday...
For today's Whimsy, I found a bear in my abandoned birdhouse
January 8, 2026 at 11:43 PM
For today's Whimsy, I found a bear in my abandoned birdhouse
This is a mini marshmallow with mega marshmallow energy.
That there is the dosage I usually take for bad pain days. Half is about my usual chill dose.
It's a good thing I love tiny things 😅
That there is the dosage I usually take for bad pain days. Half is about my usual chill dose.
It's a good thing I love tiny things 😅
January 7, 2026 at 1:44 AM
This is a mini marshmallow with mega marshmallow energy.
That there is the dosage I usually take for bad pain days. Half is about my usual chill dose.
It's a good thing I love tiny things 😅
That there is the dosage I usually take for bad pain days. Half is about my usual chill dose.
It's a good thing I love tiny things 😅
This is my full dose if I need to forget I have legs. Half is my usual chill dose. Jesus. I think I took close to 100mg last night. I'm glad I got most of it out before it got into my system 😅
January 7, 2026 at 1:41 AM
This is my full dose if I need to forget I have legs. Half is my usual chill dose. Jesus. I think I took close to 100mg last night. I'm glad I got most of it out before it got into my system 😅
A quick story about school beef and patience:
![Me to my son's school while enrolling him: he's got massive deficits in his gross and fine motor skills.
The school to me for the last 4 months: actually, you're just a lazy and negligent mother who hasn't put in the time to teach him foundational motor skills.
Me: okay, cool. You show him how to hold a pencil, put on gloves, and jump, and properly shame me with how easy it is.
School today: we did a physical therapy screening and [son] has massive neurocognitive motor deficits. We'll start physical and occupational therapy as soon as you sign the consent form we're sending home today.
Me: okay, cool. I'll have it signed and sent back tomorrow.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:7ozf7furnjx7xfq2dj7ws24f/bafkreihnqz6p5itfftlmj4tnyo4lhkgjorqq6lzu2kajemlmmvbj2cmv4m@jpeg)
January 6, 2026 at 6:28 PM
A quick story about school beef and patience:
Got a lollypop to help keep my mouth from getting dry while I read over on my Patreon tonight!
It's looking to be a VERY interesting evening 👀
It's looking to be a VERY interesting evening 👀
January 6, 2026 at 1:42 AM
Got a lollypop to help keep my mouth from getting dry while I read over on my Patreon tonight!
It's looking to be a VERY interesting evening 👀
It's looking to be a VERY interesting evening 👀
This bathroom stall is a bit snug... I think there's more foot room in a porta-potty because I don't remember ever having to straddle the toilet just to close the door in one before...
Keep in mind I wear children's shoes and have all the curvature of a toothpick.
Keep in mind I wear children's shoes and have all the curvature of a toothpick.
January 5, 2026 at 11:23 PM
This bathroom stall is a bit snug... I think there's more foot room in a porta-potty because I don't remember ever having to straddle the toilet just to close the door in one before...
Keep in mind I wear children's shoes and have all the curvature of a toothpick.
Keep in mind I wear children's shoes and have all the curvature of a toothpick.
Bedhead was fantastic this morning. I'm about to have a truly magnificent day!
I just finished up at the doctor, now to run errands, the most important of which is my marshmallow supply restock!
I just finished up at the doctor, now to run errands, the most important of which is my marshmallow supply restock!
January 5, 2026 at 1:45 PM
Bedhead was fantastic this morning. I'm about to have a truly magnificent day!
I just finished up at the doctor, now to run errands, the most important of which is my marshmallow supply restock!
I just finished up at the doctor, now to run errands, the most important of which is my marshmallow supply restock!
I've got a cozier lighting going on tonight over on my Patreon! Tonight, I continue to read Sherlock Holmes beginning at 9pm EST (a half an hour from when this is posted!)
I'm not great at reading out loud, but if you want to listen in, you're always welcome! It's free, you just have to subscribe
I'm not great at reading out loud, but if you want to listen in, you're always welcome! It's free, you just have to subscribe
January 5, 2026 at 1:27 AM
I've got a cozier lighting going on tonight over on my Patreon! Tonight, I continue to read Sherlock Holmes beginning at 9pm EST (a half an hour from when this is posted!)
I'm not great at reading out loud, but if you want to listen in, you're always welcome! It's free, you just have to subscribe
I'm not great at reading out loud, but if you want to listen in, you're always welcome! It's free, you just have to subscribe
Gonna start a question of the day. Kind of a "getting to know you" opportunity for which my own answer is:
✨I did a theatrical performance about puns. Really it was just a play on words✨
Drop yours in the comments, or quote post with your answer to get to know your own followers!
✨I did a theatrical performance about puns. Really it was just a play on words✨
Drop yours in the comments, or quote post with your answer to get to know your own followers!
January 4, 2026 at 5:37 PM
Gonna start a question of the day. Kind of a "getting to know you" opportunity for which my own answer is:
✨I did a theatrical performance about puns. Really it was just a play on words✨
Drop yours in the comments, or quote post with your answer to get to know your own followers!
✨I did a theatrical performance about puns. Really it was just a play on words✨
Drop yours in the comments, or quote post with your answer to get to know your own followers!
Airport did a number on my legs.
Instead of a cane, I could have Go Go Gadget legs, but we had to put all our sci-fi tech energy into a janky large-scale autocorrect that adds typos to entire concepts instead of merely trying to make "duck" a curse word 😮💨
Instead of a cane, I could have Go Go Gadget legs, but we had to put all our sci-fi tech energy into a janky large-scale autocorrect that adds typos to entire concepts instead of merely trying to make "duck" a curse word 😮💨
January 3, 2026 at 7:24 PM
Airport did a number on my legs.
Instead of a cane, I could have Go Go Gadget legs, but we had to put all our sci-fi tech energy into a janky large-scale autocorrect that adds typos to entire concepts instead of merely trying to make "duck" a curse word 😮💨
Instead of a cane, I could have Go Go Gadget legs, but we had to put all our sci-fi tech energy into a janky large-scale autocorrect that adds typos to entire concepts instead of merely trying to make "duck" a curse word 😮💨
Hung out with my bestie and got new tattoos for New Year's! First tat pic is mine, second is hers!
Absolutely loved our tattooist, she was our nail student years ago, so it was really fun to catch up AND get tattoos at the same time!
Absolutely loved our tattooist, she was our nail student years ago, so it was really fun to catch up AND get tattoos at the same time!
January 1, 2026 at 3:00 AM
Hung out with my bestie and got new tattoos for New Year's! First tat pic is mine, second is hers!
Absolutely loved our tattooist, she was our nail student years ago, so it was really fun to catch up AND get tattoos at the same time!
Absolutely loved our tattooist, she was our nail student years ago, so it was really fun to catch up AND get tattoos at the same time!
I'm wondering if anyone can tell me what this particular root formation is called?
I believe "tree hole" is taken...
I believe "tree hole" is taken...
December 31, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I'm wondering if anyone can tell me what this particular root formation is called?
I believe "tree hole" is taken...
I believe "tree hole" is taken...
Look at the fantastic bonus gifts @searambo.bsky.social added to my medicinal gift bag! Like, the medicinals alone were generous, but she can't not outdo herself!
If you think I'm not gonna treasure these little fuckers, you'd be wrong 🤩
If you think I'm not gonna treasure these little fuckers, you'd be wrong 🤩
December 29, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Look at the fantastic bonus gifts @searambo.bsky.social added to my medicinal gift bag! Like, the medicinals alone were generous, but she can't not outdo herself!
If you think I'm not gonna treasure these little fuckers, you'd be wrong 🤩
If you think I'm not gonna treasure these little fuckers, you'd be wrong 🤩
I performed magic today.
I folded a fitted sheet and look how beautiful it turned out 🤩
Now, credit where credit is due, I reverse-engineered the work of my bestie, who is obviously a witch of most formidable power. I should have taken a picture of hers first. It was so so perfect.
I folded a fitted sheet and look how beautiful it turned out 🤩
Now, credit where credit is due, I reverse-engineered the work of my bestie, who is obviously a witch of most formidable power. I should have taken a picture of hers first. It was so so perfect.
December 29, 2025 at 3:27 AM
I performed magic today.
I folded a fitted sheet and look how beautiful it turned out 🤩
Now, credit where credit is due, I reverse-engineered the work of my bestie, who is obviously a witch of most formidable power. I should have taken a picture of hers first. It was so so perfect.
I folded a fitted sheet and look how beautiful it turned out 🤩
Now, credit where credit is due, I reverse-engineered the work of my bestie, who is obviously a witch of most formidable power. I should have taken a picture of hers first. It was so so perfect.
My son out here giving Home Alone vibes
December 28, 2025 at 6:13 PM
My son out here giving Home Alone vibes