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Astral Bollshit
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Tiny Arms, Tiny Art, Massive Bedhead

Just a T-Rex trying to survive American Fascism
Locked in an epic eternal battle with the Universe
Disabled "Picasso In Progress"

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January 16, 2026 at 8:33 PM
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Thank you for the tag!!!!
January 16, 2026 at 8:32 PM
a large shark is swimming in the ocean
ALT: a large shark is swimming in the ocean
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January 16, 2026 at 4:31 PM
My poor mother is in a frenzy calling everybody and everywhere she can think of, hoping to find an opening SOMEWHERE
January 15, 2026 at 10:43 PM
It probably has, to some degree. I know it's kinda doing that to my dad, though his dementia isn't nearly as progressed as my grandfather's (mom's dad)
January 15, 2026 at 10:36 PM
I'm so upset about the situation. But honestly, I'm so glad he's not being a bother to the coffee shop. Even when he had his mind, he wasn't the most likeable person 😅
January 15, 2026 at 10:28 PM
It's certainly the preferred of the options 😅
January 15, 2026 at 10:21 PM
4. Obviously, my mother and I are over here horrified and concerned on the east coast, completely unable to storm the gates over on the west coast.

I really, really hope a room opens up soon before he gets hit by a car or wanders off to die of exposure...or get arrested for it.
January 15, 2026 at 10:10 PM
3. Now, my biggest problem is with that word "often"

He's OFTEN absent from the facility for hours at a time without a single person being aware?! This is a man who can't find his way from the cafeteria to his room in a facility he's lived in for 8 years. AND HE'S CROSSING ROADS
January 15, 2026 at 10:10 PM
2. The man is 91 and has Alzheimer's. He's currently waiting for a room to open up at a memory care center, and he's having coffee in a shop on the other side of a busy road.

The manager of the shop says he's been in "often" and just has a coffee and sits quietly for an hour or two.
January 15, 2026 at 10:10 PM
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January 15, 2026 at 7:07 PM
So I don't have to say it later: this is satire and I don't own a coffee table.

Door-jams stub MY little toes, as God intended, and I turn the other toe, as he commanded 🙂‍↕️ (this is also not to be taken seriously. Seriously, though... I don't own a coffee table)
January 15, 2026 at 6:43 PM
I'm up for it, I'm just gonna be really marshmallow and slightly soggy from my bath
January 15, 2026 at 1:47 AM
This is fantastic!! Thank you!!
January 15, 2026 at 12:29 AM
Yes 😭😭😭
January 15, 2026 at 12:29 AM
No, we do not 😭
January 15, 2026 at 12:29 AM
I think I need a top-off. Time for coffee the third...
a woman in a leather jacket is sitting in a classroom talking to a man .
ALT: a woman in a leather jacket is sitting in a classroom talking to a man .
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January 14, 2026 at 4:09 PM